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Crazy Frog?! CRAZY F*CKING FROG!?!?!?

 
  

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Tom Tit's Tot: A Girl!
23:36 / 26.05.05
Oh god make it fucking stop please someone save the human race!

The children (I don't know if you know it, but I work with kids) every day in and out fucking *crazy frog noises?* How the fuck would you translate those demonic terrifying noises into our feeble human tongues?

It's a fucking attempt by followers of Tsathoggua to open a rift and allow HIM through, isn't it!?!
 
 
iamus
23:41 / 26.05.05
No.

It's just a sign that we're getting old.
 
 
Triplets
23:57 / 26.05.05
What makes me laugh is kids paying £2.50 for a ringtone. That they can bluetooth off of their equally monosynaptic mates for free.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:57 / 26.05.05
Getting fucking old- please, this frog would have been a subject of scorn, more scorn than Take That. Scorn that lasted far longer.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:01 / 27.05.05
Oh, imagine how wonderful it'd be if Take That were remixed by Scorn. Or Scorn by Take That. Don't really care either way... just the unholy union of Mick Harris and TT would be, as I believe the young people are saying these days, TEH R0xx0R.
 
 
alejandrodelloco
00:20 / 27.05.05
No, they really are followers of Dagon. A Deep One asked me out last week, actually. She said, "STARE INTO MY SIGHT ORBS HUMAN. I WANT TO PROCREATE WITH YOU FOR THE GREAT SEA FATHER."

I vomited profusely.

It really all is a plot. A Communist one, too.
 
 
Triplets
00:46 / 27.05.05
What kind of stuff would you grow on a Communist plot?
 
 
JOY NO WRY
00:51 / 27.05.05
Well, potatoes, obviously.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:54 / 27.05.05
The Crazy Frog is a nightmare, really.

Age 65, last birthday, I don't know to what extent I'd be expected to not what want to execute The Frog and everything to do with it - my feeling is that I should at least try and say something, before it's too late, take out a contract on the fucker and it's goggles ( though I understand this may not translate to the next generation. )

God.

I'd like to think of myself getting torrid with the Crazy Frog's blood, but what's the fucking point - the bugger will abide.
 
 
JOY NO WRY
00:58 / 27.05.05
Are we really surprised at kids likeing stupid, irritating stuff? I though thats what they were for.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:02 / 27.05.05
hehe, I've never heard Crazy Frog.
 
 
Tom Tit's Tot: A Girl!
01:57 / 27.05.05
Never have I - except spewed from the lips of 5-10 year olds.

I bet it's worse in reality. But I have to hear the fucker every day. We've gone so far as to place sanctions on anyone doing it.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
02:26 / 27.05.05
DING-D-DING-DING-D-DING-NRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

*Axel F Theme*

etc.

It's even more annoying written down, bizarrely.
 
 
iamus
07:59 / 27.05.05
Are we really surprised at kids likeing stupid, irritating stuff? I though thats what they were for

Granted, I would probably hate it even if I was their age. But I can see a large part of the attraction of it is that it really pisses off grown-ups.
 
 
Seth
08:05 / 27.05.05
I quite like it.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:08 / 27.05.05
I've only had one experience of the Crazy Frog... on Christmas Day, I spent Christmas at a friend's house, where they had a TV, and the fucker was on EVERY SINGLE FUCKING AD BREAK. It wasn't long before I convinced them to watch Bagpuss on DVD instead. Thank you, Crazy Frog.

Apparently the ASA have had a shitload of complaints about it, but issued a statement sometime last week along the lines of annoyance and irritation not being within their remit. Which, to be fair, they aren't.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:14 / 27.05.05
And the single is outselling Coldplay's new single by about six to one...

Gives me faith for our children's future.
 
 
iamus
08:19 / 27.05.05
Well that is good news.

I suppose Jesus was similarly persecuted when you get down to it.
 
 
Warewullf
08:32 / 27.05.05
It was funny at first.

Really. The first time I heard it I laughed myself silly.

Then the ads came.

So many of them. All at once. We were surrounded. We couldn't get away from them. We tried changing channels but it was no good. They where there. Always there. Twice, sometimes three times PER AD BREAK. EVERY ad break.


Crazy Frog is my 'Nam, man.
 
 
w1rebaby
08:47 / 27.05.05
With regards to the anatomical anomaly, whilst acknowledging it was surprising for genitalia to be shown on an animated frog the ASA found that there was no sexual or inappropriate references made about it.

ASA case study
 
 
DaveBCooper
08:51 / 27.05.05
Ah, just ignore it, it’ll go away. It’s one of those things that are being touted as kind-of-rubbish-but-funny-really, though it is indeed rubbish, and will pass.

And even if you like it, don’t waste your money on the CD, it’ll soon be available in charity shops at a knock-down price, nestling closely alongside its cultural predecessors Right Said Fred and Fat Les.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
09:07 / 27.05.05
"Deeply Dippy About the Way You... Dah ding ding ding dingdaloo nah nah!"
 
 
Warewullf
09:07 / 27.05.05
For jaysus' sake, stop giving them ideas!!!!!
 
 
Haus of Mystery
10:08 / 27.05.05
The thing that terrifies me is that it appears to have it's genitals covered up by a black 'censored'-style box. Fucking nasty.
 
 
Unencumbered
10:14 / 27.05.05
The thing that terrifies me is that it appears to have it's genitals covered up by a black 'censored'-style box. Fucking nasty.

If only they'd covered the whole damn thing with one, then bleeped out the irritating noises it makes.

Y'know, I'd happily have voted for any political party that promised to ban the little fucker.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
10:15 / 27.05.05
Bizunth;

That idea, an aggressive marketing strategy, and ten minutes in front of your computer with Richard The Anteater, Ian The Worm, or whatever figure it is that's been stalking your dreams lately once the speed's run out ( let's face it, we all have those moments, ) could quite conceivably mean you'd never have to work again.

Children these days... Well why not take advantage ? The only thing standing between you and about eight million quid, Mr B, is sheer laziness. Just think of the projects you'd never get round to funding, with your ill-gotten gains !
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
10:23 / 27.05.05
The only thing standing between you and about eight million quid, Mr B, is sheer laziness.

Ah, Shere Laziness, my big furry feline arch nemesis.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
10:32 / 27.05.05
In the Ibiza of the future, everyone sitting about by the palatial swimming pool where the tourists aren't invited, the conversation would go something like;

'15 keys with a bill of lading, it was sweet as... ( laugh like a leathery, sunburned fax machine, ) So what were you into, Mr B ?

'Ringtones, mate. Ringtones.'

'Fucking hell...'
 
 
Katherine
10:35 / 27.05.05
Personally I want line up that blasted frog with those stupid singing birds and shoot the whole lot of them.





Along with the dragon thing.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
10:47 / 27.05.05
The Greatest Crazy Frog Album Cashin in the World Ever!

Crazy Frog Versus Athlete,
Crazy Frog Versus The Killers,
Crazy Frog Versus The Thrills,
Crazy Frog Versus Antony & The Johnsons,
Crazy Frog Versus Girls Aloud,
Crazy Frog Versus Morrisey...
 
 
Axolotl
10:47 / 27.05.05
That's the thing, though the frog is so incredibly annoying possibly the crazy frog copycats are even more irritating. At least the crazy frog "inventor" did something original. Not that that excuses him from unleashing that hellish cacophony on the world.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
10:51 / 27.05.05
Government Leak:
If we cross breed Crazy Frog remixes in a controlled environment we could breed the most annoying tune ever known and use it as some kind of Urban Pacification Weapon. We were really close with Mr. Blobby... let's make this happen!
 
 
Warewullf
11:01 / 27.05.05
Interestingly, I haven't seen the ad at all today...


Some Crazy fucking Frog related links:

New Scotsman
"THINK of something very annoying. Something so annoying that it drives you nuts as soon as you hear or see it. Take that thing and multiply it by ten. Then ten again."


The Independant
"The fact that this makes anyone over the age of 18 want to stick their fist through the television screen and grab him and his little blue nadgers has clearly not harmed his prospects."


BBC-The Crazy Frog sound? That's my fault



"The world would be better off if this wasn't constantly played on its TV screens," he says.

Gee, you think?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
11:11 / 27.05.05
From the comments on that BBC page:

It's the Hamster Dance all over again! When Chris Moyles played it the other morning I instantly switched to Radio 2 just in time for Terry Wogan to play The Supremes 'You Can't Hurry Love'. That made me think of Phil Collins which was even more annoying than the flaming frog!
Paul Davies, Swindon, UK


Trufax.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
13:24 / 27.05.05
I feel quite guilty about not hating this, maybe it's because I like Axel F. What are you all doing that leads you to be constantly subjected to this? It's a lovely day, go out and climb a tree.

Oh and Crazy frog is way better than Morrisey and just in case there's any confusion so is Love Spit Love and Tatu.
 
  

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