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Oh nooooooooooo someone's coming over

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TeN

21:45 / 10.04.05

this is quite possibly the least helpful thread in the board's history.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:51 / 10.04.05

Well, that's what you get when you ask a bunch of social retards for dating advice.

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23:16 / 10.04.05

Haha, is it really so bad that I'd want to huggle the Mordant?

Oh yeah, there was a cocoon involved. Forget it.

*sits and huggles an imaginary Mordant*

Boy. You really need to get out more.

Only if you promise that if I ever meet you I get a hug.

w1rebaby

08:15 / 11.04.05

*sniff* I thought my advice was quite good, actually - brief, certainly, but sometimes it's important just to get the essential details down and then clarify where necessary.

I mean, I didn't say anything like "woodchipper", which would have been distinctly unhelpful given the noise and the expense.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

10:19 / 11.04.05

I'm still loving the ethernet cocoon.

"No, honestly, it's my flatmate, he's a conceptual artist! I think he was trying to make a statement about communications and emotional contact... No, don't touch it, it's held together with spit!"

Ganesh

12:01 / 11.04.05

"If we huggle for long enough (and you touch my spinnerets), I will change into a bee-yooo-tiful social butterfly..."

Jub

12:23 / 11.04.05

Jack Denfold - are you saying there's a problem you can't solve with your fists?!

ONLY NICE THINGS

12:47 / 11.04.05

Maybe if you fist Ruth Madoc?

Ganesh

12:50 / 11.04.05

It's not like she'd be surprised...

Sax

14:27 / 11.04.05

She was when Mr Partridge the Punch and Judy man did it.

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21:44 / 11.04.05

"If we huggle for long enough (and you touch my spinnerets), I will change into a bee-yooo-tiful social butterfly..."

Do you think that line will get me a hug?

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21:51 / 11.04.05

Bah, what's happened to me. I came in here last year thinking I was all that, and now I'm begging just for a hug.

I guess it's humbling if nothing else.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:23 / 11.04.05

I guess it's humbling if nothing else.

NOW you're getting it...

, young padawan...