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Oh nooooooooooo someone's coming over

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Jack Denfeld

18:29 / 09.04.05

and we've never met in person, and it's a girl, and i dont remember how to socialize cuz i been workin the midnight shift for like 6 months, and i have a haggard hank williams jr beard, oh no, oh no, oh no

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:55 / 09.04.05

Get really drunk and take a bunch of speed.

w1rebaby

19:36 / 09.04.05

knife

neck

patio

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:36 / 09.04.05

vomit

Twister

Jack Denfeld

19:42 / 09.04.05

ixnay on the knife and vomit

TeN

19:44 / 09.04.05

yes, ixnay on the knife and vomit, but esyay on the alcohol (don't get drunk though, just get buzzed... works like a charm)

and don't try shaving, because after shaving off a huge beard, your face will look all funny for another couple weeks

w1rebaby

19:47 / 09.04.05

I notice that the neck and patio are considered okay.

hands neck patio?

Jack Denfeld

19:47 / 09.04.05

If you mean holding hands.

Tryphena Absent

20:00 / 09.04.05

oh quick, you'd better moisturise! Especially if you're going to be holding hands.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:07 / 09.04.05

You've got spinach in your teeth.

Haus of Mystery

20:14 / 09.04.05

Remember - You Are Hugh Jackman. Everything will be OK.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:16 / 09.04.05

I really mean it about the spinach.

Jack Denfeld

21:57 / 09.04.05

knife

neck

patio

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:59 / 09.04.05

I plead the 5th.

Brigade du jour

22:00 / 09.04.05

Hhh! Is he really Hugh Jackman? Dude! Can I have your autograph, I thought you were wicked in that X-Man movie.

Ganesh

22:00 / 09.04.05

Remember - you are Ruth Madoc. Everything will be okay-de-ay.

Jack Denfeld

22:12 / 09.04.05

I'm not Hugh Jackman. Or Ruth M.O.D.O.K.

The Natural Way

22:33 / 09.04.05

Actually you are M.O.D.O.K.

sleazenation

22:51 / 09.04.05

"I'm sorry officer, I killed her, but it's not my fault, i was genetically engineered that way - I am 'designed only for killing after all...'"

8===>Q: alyn

23:13 / 09.04.05

Dude, you don't need to socialize, you just whip some of them Jack Denfield pheremones on her and she'll keel right over.

I read somewhere that women are attracted to different "types" of man at different times of the month, so find out if she's ovulating.

Ganesh

23:33 / 09.04.05

Tempt her with the offer of becoming a yellowcoat.

fluid_state

06:43 / 10.04.05

Buddy, I've been on the night sift two years now. Trust me, if she's coming by, you've gotten over most of the socialization hurdle. Unless you've spun yourself a cocoon from tattered bedsheets and frayed ethernet cable, and hung it from the ceiling, you should be fine.

Seth

07:16 / 10.04.05

Tell here, "I want to be on you," then give her a free ticket to the Gun Show.

Papess

07:33 / 10.04.05

What is she coming over?

Triplets

07:54 / 10.04.05

Yes, Strix, she is coming over. Which would explain the title of the thread.

Papess

07:58 / 10.04.05

Yes, but what...nevermind. I'll get me coat.

nevermind.

Just don't answer the door. Put the lights out and sit in silence till twenty minutes after she rings your bell. Then have a sit down and a nice cup of tea and surf for porn.

LykeX

19:09 / 10.04.05

This thread is making me depressed about my social life. How'd it go?

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19:41 / 10.04.05

Jack you rock. That's gotta be one of my fave threadstarting posts ever!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:56 / 10.04.05

Unless you've spun yourself a cocoon from tattered bedsheets and frayed ethernet cable, and hung it from the ceiling, you should be fine.

I read where some chicks dig that.

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21:09 / 10.04.05

I read where some chicks dig that.

Yeah but the question is : would you dig that?

I suppose what I'm asking is : if I turn into a major freak and make a cocoon for you will you come round to mine for a drink? Then we can huggle in the cocoon.

Dunno if I scared you with that but I know I scared myself.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:19 / 10.04.05

Boy. You really need to get out more.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:27 / 10.04.05

Yay! Mordant wins the gold-encrusted NO PRIZE. Excelsior!

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