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I have the world's dumbest cat for a pet.

 
  

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Mistoffelees
17:39 / 11.04.05

No we´re not, it is a matter of scientific importance.

But remember: cats always have the option of revenge by pissing on your mattress or in your backpack.
 
 
Katherine
17:40 / 11.04.05
Heartless? Hmmm ok how about wait until morning when your owner's bladder must be getting pretty full and then jump with four paws-ed accuracy on to their tummy....run and watch.

On the other hand....... one cat add four hair bands, one on each paw. The cat will try to shake all four paws whilst trying to float in mid air.
 
 
slinkyvagabond
20:16 / 11.04.05
I don't know if the Canadian government is high on the list of strategic targets.
 
 
Katherine
13:20 / 12.04.05
Never a truer link about what your cat is thinking at this moment

Not sure if it's not safe all the way though. But the gallery is very very true....................and funny
 
 
Axolotl
16:15 / 12.04.05
I have had cats all my life and they have ranged from the startlingly clever to the down right moronic. One of the funniest things came one haloween when my sister was wearing a pair of fake animal ears (the ones that sit on alice bands) and the cats all freaked out. They were hissing, spitting & fluffing themselves up at the sight of her. Very strange and very funny for the rest of us.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
16:36 / 12.04.05
I'm pretty sure your cat is actually smart and is just fucking with you.

Also; cats are always drawn to the person who doesn't like them. Which is why my cat is always pissing my dad off. I think cats interpret the body language in a different way (especially the eyes).

You should probably try opening your eyes as widely as you can to it (which is confrontational in cat), tapping it on the nose (quite hard) and telling it no (firmly) when it pisses you off.

But maybe, it just doesn't like you.
 
 
bitchiekittie
16:41 / 12.04.05
as ridiculous at it sounds, I make hissy, growling cat sounds at my cats when they do something particularly bad, like fuck with my pet rats or go towards food that isn't meant for them. I make eye contact while lowering my head, too. it's really stupid looking, I'm sure, but my bad cat no longer steals from my child's plate or from the kitchen counter. the rats are new, though, and very tempting, so that might take a bit yet.

but I make sure never to confuse the sounds - I only do that as warning when they're trying something absolutely forbidden (I also bring out the broom and smack the ground loudly with it before waving it near them, as if I will beat them with it next, but that's when they've already committed the offense), the same as I only call to them ("psss, psss, psss, kitty!") when I am going to do something nice, like pet them or give them a treat.

for the life of me, though, I can't get them to stop peeing around the litter box. and short of moving the box to a new location, I have tried EVERYTHING.
 
 
bitchiekittie
16:42 / 12.04.05
"Also; cats are always drawn to the person who doesn't like them. Which is why my cat is always pissing my dad off."

ha! that explains why my cats liked to sit on the head of my ex.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
16:47 / 12.04.05
It's totally true! If you act like you like the cat, it won't even give a shit, as it'll think you don't like it!

My cat only goes to the toilet in other people's gardens.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
16:50 / 12.04.05
"To the toilet" - ha.

Seriously though, he only uses the litter tray if its pouring with rain or something. I think this all stems from one time when somebody saw him going, and his eyes showed his true embarassment and shame. He likes his privacy, and I can respect that.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
22:10 / 13.04.05
Huh. My friend Brad's cat will not stop crying and generally bothering you until you follow him to the box and watch him crap, which he does standing on his hind legs. And he looks you right in the eye while he does it. It's kinda weird, but lots of fun to spring on guests who haven't met the cat yet. "Look, he wants you to follow him! Go on, see what he wants."

My own cat is pretty intelligent, unless you count obsessive eating as a mark against intelligence. He's managed to evolve thumbs, though, which I think is impressive.
 
  

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