I'm sorry (not really) but this thread slipped and people were calling it "the best thread ever" and since I convinced someone else to go first I now feel comfortable here. As long as we don't use Australian Rules that is. Have you ever SEEN Australian Rules (football [small "f"])?. It's rubbish and seems to involve a lot of camp showtunes-style club songs and big butch men crashing through rafia paper. Utter crap.