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The new James Bond film

 
  

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Triplets
12:14 / 24.03.05
Who killed Judy Dench and made YOU M?
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
12:42 / 24.03.05
Cut-up, not stirred...

Royale Licence
Live Twice
For Ball Are and Is
Die Another Pussy with Eyes Eye
Tomorrow Loved Who Say Golden Me
Moon
The Spy Forever
Live
You Not Again Love Service
Diamonds
Golden to Enough Never
Goldfinger Kill
The to Secret Let the
On Dr. No
From Russia Only Only World Never
Casino Die Gun Kill
Octo a Your Majesty's
Never
Casino Day Raker
The Man with Dies
Thunder View
 
 
Triplets
14:29 / 24.03.05
Casino Die Gun Kill

YES
 
 
Triplets
14:32 / 24.03.05
Two Spies And A Girl
Family Spy
How To Lose A Spy In Ten Bullets
Golden Eye For The British Spy
A Guy Named Joe, Sorry, James
The Cosby Mysteries
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:55 / 24.03.05
On her Microsofts Secret Service Pack Update
 
 
Triplets
15:31 / 24.03.05
Shooting and Innuendo. And Exploding.
 
 
agvvv
15:47 / 24.03.05


The Spy Who Spammed Me
Moonspam
Spam Another Day
Spam Never Dies
Spam
Dr Spam
From Russia With Spam
Golden Spam
 
 
Punji Steak
16:04 / 24.03.05
Live and Eat Pie
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:38 / 24.03.05
Everyone Ages Except For Me
Pardon While I Change My Accent
And Me With Only 3 Days until Retirement
Huggles Are Forever
The Passion Of The Moneypenny
 
 
agvvv
16:44 / 24.03.05
Take Up Thy Stetoscope And Shoot
 
 
grant
16:55 / 24.03.05
Flush the Croupier

Queens Wild, Jacks High

Professor Paraguay

Postmark Cornwall, Sender Unknown

Bahamageddon

(these really only work if you say them with deep significance, pausing to raise one eyebrow halfway through.)
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:11 / 24.03.05
I love the name Professor Paraguay...in the library with an asscandle.
 
 
sleazenation
20:19 / 25.03.05
No, no, no it DR Congo
 
 
Triplets
21:08 / 25.03.05
James Bond vs. Every character Kurt Russell has played in a movie directed by John Carpenter during the 80s.

Blockbuster, baby.
 
 
Shrug
09:30 / 26.03.05
I'm not sure about a name but I have the new bond theme.
Miss Moneypenny
Placebo

Penance for his sin, he locked it in for just a little while
lubricating creams, sanitaries would only cramp his style
it's a dirty job but shooting guns just makes you horny
wants to spill his seed on guaranteed, service with a smile.

Miss Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny
Oh
Miss Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny
Oh

Pitter patter of the eyelid on the first roll of the dice
feel the atmosphere, it's gently laced with nicotine and spice
it's a long walk home, the entrance of the night is scary
only trouble is, he never learned to shoot the same gun twice

Miss Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny
Oh
Miss Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny
Oh

Every job he saves the girl
martini, mobile phone
bastards getting in his way
they're all pushing daisies
All you need to make a movie is a gun and a girl

0898 007 [repeat]
 
 
Peach Pie
09:16 / 30.03.05
James Bond Bites Back At the Pillow
David Mamet's gritty script forces Bond to reconsider his gender assumptions by casting Pussy Galore as a Big Muscle Bear
 
 
astrojax69
03:41 / 31.03.05
junk bond: double oh, severed (licenced to keel over)


t.a.b. republique [ an oz gag - here, the tab is the betting shop ]


dye another colour


... stopped now : )
 
 
Triplets
02:40 / 21.05.05
 
  

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