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The new James Bond film

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Jub

10:46 / 23.03.05

This could be in TV & Films but it's more of a conversation piece. I know the new Bond film is called Casino Royale (and sorry if you didn't, like) but this is a thread for making up the name of a Bond Film.

It should be something dramatic sounding but meaningless, like The Gold Before

Also, though try and come up with funny puns on previous titles such as:
WMDforty (five)
Sleep with One Eye Open
The World is Full of Miserable Bores
Live and Let Live - Bond goes pc
Diamonds are Exploitative
Sandraker - Bond retires to the golf course
Dye Another Root
You Only Live Once. FACT.

Katherine

10:54 / 23.03.05

I could be wrong but wasn't Casino Royale the first Bond film?

:?

Katherine

10:57 / 23.03.05

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0061452/

Actually they call it a spoof now but Fleming still has some credits on it.

sleazenation

10:57 / 23.03.05

Tomorrow never lies (unlike the US and UK governments who exaggerate the case for war in Iraq) - Bond goes to Iraq

the spy who loved wee - 007's scat adventures

pussy pussy and more pussy - remake of octopussy featuring her, pussy galore and Bloefeld's cat...

Gypsy Lantern

11:00 / 23.03.05

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

sleazenation

11:04 / 23.03.05

Casino Royale was, I believe the first book - Flemming sold the movie rights to it beforee he set up the deal with Broccli and Saltzman who produced the ongoing Bond franchise.

There are actually two versions of casino royale already in existence that I know of - the David Niven one and a TV movie version... The virtual remake of thunderball as never say never again was possible because of a falling out between some of the writers and subsequent legal action. It is, however, not considered part of the Bond canon.

Eloi Tsabaoth

11:05 / 23.03.05

Takes One To Know One
Hammertoes
Sting Me, Venomous Scorpion
P.S. I Have Big Laser
Octovagina

Gypsy Lantern

11:08 / 23.03.05

The more you ignore me, the closer I get

agvvv

11:30 / 23.03.05

Dr. Yes
Thunderballs
The World Is Quite Enough
For Your Eyes Too
Pussy Galore

sleazenation

11:41 / 23.03.05

Cunning stunts?

Guns and fucking?

the triple entendre ?

Mr kiss kiss bangs and bangs

■

12:12 / 23.03.05

The Spy Who betrayed me, so I ended up with my life in such disarray that I took pills and killed myself in a wood has a modern, realistic ring to it.

Eloi Tsabaoth

12:28 / 23.03.05

When A Man Loves A Weapon
Blimey, That Was Close
Spinning Ladies
Four Mule Lake
One Of Our Relics Of The Cold War Is Missing

I'm Rick Jones, bitch

12:28 / 23.03.05

1 vote for guns and fucking

Jub

12:55 / 23.03.05

James Bond And The Chamber Of Secrets
Emeralds Are Just For A Little While
Tomorrow Never Comes
On Golden Bond

sleazenation

15:11 / 23.03.05

James Bond's book of birds... (this is funny when you realise that Flemming named his character after the ornitholgist James Bond... no, really it is funny)

On her majesty's silver service (an adventure that is really a storm in a tea cup)

The man with the golden delicious (a fruit farm adventure)

For yours ears only - (audio adventure available via the internet only)

A view to a kilt (bond in kilt action, again)

Eloi Tsabaoth

15:21 / 23.03.05

My personal favourites from here are Sleep With One Eye Open, On Golden Bond, Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now, A View To A Kilt and the promising The Spy Who Betrayed Me, So I Ended Up With My Life In Such Disarray That I Took Pills And Killed Myself In A Wood. I can really see Sheena Easton banging that one out.

Jack Fear

15:26 / 23.03.05

Fatal Exception

Time Enough To Die

Dead To Rights

Spent Brass

Bang Up To The Minute

He Shoots, He Scores

Blunt Trauma

Mr. Bad Example

Point Blank Wrong

Killed By Death

The Man With A Not-Disabling Physical Oddity And A Big Fuck-Off Knife

Peach Pie

15:50 / 23.03.05

Doctor no new additions to the Bond formula just an unrealistic opening sequence, hot non-threatening girls, cringe-inducing last line of script and scene in laboratory which makes deadly weapons look cute.

Hunt The Dalai Lhama

Shit Sandwich.

Dawn Of The Eskimo.

Only The English Q.

Who Ate All The Spies?

Where's Walther?

James Bond: Lord Privy Toastrack.

Hot Buttered Christ.

Quimgasm.

Dark Doggy Doings.

A Cruel Mouth But A Kind Ass.

Da-Da-Da-Daaaaah Da-Da-Daaaaah!

Ashes To Ashes, Funk To Funky.

sleazenation

21:00 / 23.03.05

Spending a moneypenny

M=4 Q=10

Brigade du jour

23:09 / 23.03.05

Stop it, you're making me laugh at work!

Um ... that's not a title suggestion, by the way.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:36 / 23.03.05

Gentleman's Excuse Me

Triplets

00:10 / 24.03.05

To Save Or To Cancel
Gun Sex
Tomorrow Lives and Let Dies Another Day After The World After Tomorrow
Dr. Yes, But, No, But
Goldfinger Her Majesty's Thunderballs
Dr. Octopussy
Scooby-Doo Or Die
Phone Death Transmission: 007-XXX (Warren Ellis' directs a Vin Diesel/Brosnan crossover epic starring a retired, chainsmoking Bond chasing a rogue transpecies russian memepirate while basejumping. On fire).

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:13 / 24.03.05

When Did You Last See Your Trousers? (with apologies to William Gaunt)

Charlie's Horse

04:00 / 24.03.05

Dr. Nuh-uh

The Return of the Bond

The Man with the Golden Glockenspiel

08:11 / 24.03.05

Dude, Where's My Supervillain?

sleazenation

08:26 / 24.03.05

Cheech and Bond go up in smoke?

Resevoir Bonds

Battlestar bond

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

10:02 / 24.03.05

Is there not a generator for this somewhere? You know, like the 'Your Hobbit Name' thing?

sleazenation

10:21 / 24.03.05

We don't need no stinking generator - we have our own creativity...

um...

A hard day's Shi-ite - Bond versus baddies who happen to follow one path of the Islanmic faith

Sunni side up- - and the other path

Triplets

10:23 / 24.03.05

Jamie Bondo
Spies of the Carribean
Devil May Spy

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

10:53 / 24.03.05

Episode XXVIII - Revenge of the Spiv

Hotel RBonda

28 Films Later

Benny the Ball

11:49 / 24.03.05

Diamonds are a mans best dead.

sleazenation

12:05 / 24.03.05

Bond the Bastard - (like Django the Bastard) the illigitimate offspring of the british superspy unite against their absent father...

Jack Fear

12:11 / 24.03.05

Diamonds are a mans best dead.

I think we have a WINNAH!

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