He married me five years ago and then skipped town the minute I told him I was expecting, the brute. I had to sell my ass and both kidneys, just to keep a roof over our heads and the triplets in fry-ups.

Benny the Ball

21:33 / 29.03.05

ha ha.

Haven't asked yet, just been enjoying the time together.

Off to watch Don Carlos tomorrow, then a lazy thursday, so either then or friday depending on the weather.

for picnic...

you'll soon find out, as will I...

gulp...

sleazenation

21:47 / 29.03.05

unless she tells you that it is all so sudden and she needs to think about it...

Saint Keggers

22:39 / 29.03.05

or you find out she's actually...' your twin sister!!!

grant

19:51 / 30.03.05

..but...but ...I said 'yes.'

I SAID YES!!

Alex's Grandma

00:08 / 31.03.05

I hate to say this Grant, I know how happy you must be feeling at the moment, but he never 'actually' divorced me. I've still got a ring very similar to the one upthread on my finger as I type this, rusted away with tears as it is now - Even stainless steel was more than I was worth...

iamus

00:19 / 31.03.05

Now would be a bad time for me to admit to being Benny's mistress?

The things he confides in me about all of you!

grant

22:00 / 31.03.05

YOU'RE ALL ON MY LIST!!

ALL OF YOU!

STOP LAUGHING!!!!

iamus

22:07 / 31.03.05

.....

I'm pregnant.

iamus

22:15 / 31.03.05

Hey! We don't need him!
We're independant! We're empowered!
The jilted lovers of Benny the Ball!

It'll be just like that movie with Diane Keaton.

Alex's Grandma

23:36 / 31.03.05

Yes ! A Destiny's Child soundtrack blasting out of the limousine's stereo as all us young mothers sashay our way down 5th Avenue for cocktails, lunch and serious shopping... I hope that tonight, when the gin kicks in, I'll be dreaming of that.

Benny the Ball

07:49 / 01.04.05

Okay my lovers and ho's. Today is the day. Off to south bank, borough market and then up to hampstead heath, where the question will be popped along with a nice bottle of proseco or something, fingers crossed, wish me luck etc.

sidenote, the other night Mrs The Ball (TBC) commented that I looked a little like Errol Flynn when I haven't shaved.

Katherine

08:10 / 01.04.05

Good Luck. You do realise it's April Fools today though........?

Benny the Ball

08:23 / 01.04.05

yeah, it had crossed my mind - but it's okay after 12pm, right?

Katherine

09:10 / 01.04.05

I believe so, although some people take this whole April's Fool thing to a full day.

Good Luck and I hope you get the answer you want. I know how hard it is to ask.

iamus

12:17 / 01.04.05

Much fingers crossedness. Good luck!

the other night Mrs The Ball (TBC) commented that I looked a little like Errol Flynn when I haven't shaved

Yeah. That's what captured my heart, you bastard.

Liger Null

12:37 / 01.04.05

Good luck Benny! And get back to us with all the juicy details...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

13:00 / 01.04.05

And what about M.C. Jr., my cyberclone? She hasn't come out of her bio-nutrient vat for weeks, you cad! All she does is read diet books and use her nanites to paint tiny pictures of you on her nails. Yesterday I caught her actually trying to remove the ruby laser from her left photoreceptor.

My plan for world domination is going to be put back by months.

Benny the Ball

15:49 / 01.04.05

She said yes.

Details will follow, but I'm a little destracted right now...

thank you all

HCE

15:54 / 01.04.05

Congratulations! It's pretty sweet the way you labeled her photo with 'woman' and 'love' as keywords.

Katherine

15:56 / 01.04.05

Congrats for you both!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

16:21 / 01.04.05

Hooray!!! Hooray for Benny and Mrs The Ball!

Jesus. I've been on tenterhooks. I actually have.
Congratulations!

Alex's Grandma

16:36 / 01.04.05

Well I just hope you're very happy together.

iamus

16:55 / 01.04.05

Ring a Ding indeed!
Good on you! Wahay! Hooray! Etc!

Ariadne

17:00 / 01.04.05

Hurray!

Stoatie: Jesus. I've been on tenterhooks.

Me too! I was thinking about you as I walked home tonight, Benny, wishing you luck and hoping she said yes.

Best wishes etc - have a great weekend!

xxx

lekvar

17:03 / 01.04.05

Woooooooo! Good news is the best way to start the weekend. Congratulations!

Alex's Grandma

06:59 / 02.04.05

Oh I don't know - very happy for B the B and so on, and also for his good lady wife, congratulations to the pair of you, but on the other hand, I can't help but feel very confused, and angry.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

08:27 / 02.04.05

Hang on a minute... a romantic thread with a happy ending?
Am I reading the right board?

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