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Barbelith is Sexy

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Chiropteran

16:48 / 03.02.05

Since I began posting to Barbelith I have gained forty pounds and grown a beard.

WHAT'S MY FRIKKIN' DEAL??!!

*pouts*

It's just not fair...

~L

Axolotl

17:03 / 03.02.05

I'd like to contribute to this thread but I'm not sure I reach the minimum required level of sexiness. Unless by merely posting this I am raising my sexiness...

lekvar

17:28 / 03.02.05

I am way sexy. Confused? Possibly.

Grendel's Mother

17:48 / 03.02.05

"Sexy" and "confused" I may or may not be.
But I am, possibly, in the sense that I may be or have being. It was either Descartes or Wilt Chamberlain who said, "I think I am tall, therefore I am." And who among us is sexier than either Descartes or Wilt Chamberlain?

iamus

21:58 / 03.02.05

I'll defeat Wilting Chambermaid in a hip thrusting contest any day of the week. Just point me to a pair of speedos and a bottle of Johnsson's baby oil then stand well back.

Triplets

22:06 / 03.02.05

I'm a man. A handsome man. A handsome man with a handsome smile. I am the reason for the season and the reason women commit treason. If our love is a road I hope you don't have the stop sign of rejection.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:54 / 04.02.05

I am sexed in a confusey way.

Papess

16:37 / 04.02.05

I am having confused sex.

Triplets

16:41 / 04.02.05

I'm way confused with sexy possibilities.

Sekhmet

17:03 / 04.02.05

Being confused is sexy.

Or so I hope.

Papess

21:33 / 04.02.05

So what would confused, sexy barbelites identify themselves as? Consexual? Sexfused? Consexfused?

I am liking the sexfusion.

**said with ambiguous foreign accent*
"I am a consexual, and I am into zee sexfusion."

Triplets

23:10 / 04.02.05

Like that old joke;

Confusexual say... man who get naked at Innsmouth going to get a Deep One.

Mirror

02:54 / 05.02.05

'Spose I could be sexy.

If I posted more often, at least. Or remembered to send my mixtapes.

*hides*

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

05:01 / 05.02.05

Sex is impossibly confusing.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

05:05 / 05.02.05

And, in the intrest of lowering this thread even more...

Confusexual say, man with hands in pants feel cocky all day.

Confusexual say, man who masturbate into cash register come into money.

Saint Keggers

02:30 / 06.02.05

Confusexual say, man who masturbate into Bob Barker's pillow Come On Down!!!

Scrubb is on a downward spiral

21:42 / 06.02.05

I am on fire with the sexy. Oh yes.

Ganesh

23:25 / 06.02.05

Since I began posting to Barbelith I have gained forty pounds and grown a beard.

Ooh, you tease...

Saint Keggers

23:42 / 06.02.05

Wow...I just got mail and it was addressed to: The Occupant...the SEXY occupant. It was a notice from the government saying that if I dont stop hoarding all the sexy they're going to make me pay a sexy tax. I know being sexy can be taxing I just didnt know it was taxable.

ps. still sexy after all these years..

Taxi!

'Mate, the state you're in, you wanna get the night bus.'

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