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Barbelith is Sexy

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Papess

17:14 / 31.01.05

Does Barbelith make you sexy? I am certain it must. After all, every 'lither I have ever met exudes mondo amounts of sex appeal. I am not sure why that is. Maybe it's the lovely conversation, or the warm comradery...perhaps the rebellious, revolutionary spirit of a 'lither or the dark, moody mysterious magickiness. Hmm. We just seem to have that certain oh...je ne sais quoi.

Savoir faire?

You are loo-king-goood Barbelith.

*winks and makes pointy guns with hands*

Triplets

17:58 / 31.01.05

*cocks an eyebrow and salutes with left-hand*

Hey, Barbelith can captain my love boat any day.

*clicks tongue*

Rev. Orr

18:01 / 31.01.05

I am the exception that proves the rule. In a forum with a twink for every kink and a freak for every fetish, I sit alone at the bar with Mr.Waits drinking bourbon and staring at the happy people. Except plenty of people fancy Mr. Waits. Stand next to me, people, I make you look good.

Ganesh

18:06 / 31.01.05

It's an SM thing.

8===>Q: alyn

18:10 / 31.01.05

I haven't felt sexy since my horrible disfigurement.

farseer /pokes out an i

18:14 / 31.01.05

Perhaps Barbelith doesn't make you sexy, but sexy people are attracted to posting on Barbelith?

In my experience, magicians usually grok the 'self awareness is realizing how you are/act/present/share yourself with/to others.' Self-awareness (consciously or sub) is usually key to not only looking sexy, but being sexy...

*winks, flips finger-pointy firearms right back*

iamus

19:02 / 31.01.05

Dear Barbelith
I've lost 10 lbs, my skin looks ten years younger.. I feel so smooth and debonair! I've been on the Barbelith Sexification Program™ for 4 months now. I have posted here and there on lesser forums and have immediately suffered sharp dips in personal hygeine and style, as well as a yeast problem on my hand. I learned my lesson and moved on from there. I don't have a problem veering off this occasionally, but the in-crowd do. I've concluded that there are just some things I will have to live without.

What a thrill I had yesterday! I was shocked to discover I fit into an expensive black leather jacket I bought three years ago, without making the shoulders look all pointy and stupid. I saved it all these years for nostalgic reasons. I'll be 23 this year and never thought I would wear my aviator shades again. Oh happy Day!

Thank you Barbelith! Your patented program has really turned my life around!

farseer /pokes out an i

19:11 / 31.01.05

I was shocked to discover I fit into an expensive black leather jacket I bought three years ago, without making the shoulders look all pointy and stupid. I saved it all these years for nostalgic reasons

isn't that a nifty feeling? anyone else save clothes and then have that happy 'hey, i fit into this again' experience? I just recently had the same experience with some pants I've been hanging onto, thinking one day I'd fit into them again. Now I have like 5 more pairs of pants/cords then I had just a few months ago =)

maybe it was barbelith after all... lol

Papess

19:31 / 31.01.05

...as well as a yeast problem on my hand

Damn inferior fora.

Orr: Do you realise how much your self-depricating is turning me on.

lekvar

20:01 / 31.01.05

Amazing! I'll be turning 23 this year too...
and I was 30 last year!
Thank you Barbelith! You really work miracles!™

doglikesparky

20:08 / 31.01.05

I'm feeling all sexy just reading this thread. I can't wait to see how Barbelith will make me feel once I've clicked Post Reply.

Grendel's Mother

01:07 / 01.02.05

I'm a newbie--just been Babelithing for a couple of weeks. I can't say I feel any younger or sexier, but, oddly enough, I think I have gotten taller.

alas

01:11 / 01.02.05

GM, you are both younger and sexier. I know.

rising and revolving

13:30 / 01.02.05

Interestingly enough, I was actually a ninety year old man with terrible scrofula and a nasty skin condition before Barbelith.

I do wonder where Barb gets the young-sexys to beam into the heads of it's users, though ...

Oh no! Barbe-sex is PEOPLE!

Papess

16:53 / 01.02.05

Yes, but they are so tasty.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

17:00 / 01.02.05

Does it get any sexier than a goddess of destruction?

wait.

yes, it probably does.

sorry, i'll excuse myself now...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

18:01 / 01.02.05

I'm fucking WELL sexy.

Online, at any rate...

pomegranate

21:31 / 01.02.05

I haven't felt sexy since my horrible disfigurement.

oh, q, yr haircut's not THAT bad.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

22:29 / 01.02.05

Barbelith is the sexy older woman who seduces you when you're at your most vulnerable and teaches you the ways of love. Be warned, though-Barbelith is only using you for your body, she doesn't care about your soul.

Liger Null

22:46 / 01.02.05

That's OK, I sold mine long ago...

alas

22:58 / 01.02.05

I'm actually leasing my soul, on a multi-year fixed-rate contract.

Papess

02:01 / 02.02.05

Alas: it has been serving me well. Thank you, and I shall tell the Big Sexy Evil Kahuna about your donation.

Hey, I think Barbelith is even sexier when drunk.

*gives screen a flirtatous wink*

rising and revolving

16:26 / 02.02.05

Makki : Is that when Barb is drunk, or when you're drunk?

Either way, who cares? Drinks all round!

Papess

17:14 / 02.02.05

I dunno, you wanna experiment?

Saint Keggers

20:47 / 02.02.05

Ah yes, the great chemistry class pick-up line.

oh...I think I made myself sexy.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

20:53 / 02.02.05

Half deaf I may be, but I'm also, to quote Chris Morris, "all drunk and pissed up on booze". I'm as sexed-up as a dodgy dossier.

Much sexier than usual. Think of me as being not quite as sexy as The Empire Strikes Back, but MUCH sexier than Return Of The Jedi.

So... vaguely sexy. And sexily vague.

Saint Keggers

20:57 / 02.02.05

Does our sexy levels rise the more we post int his thread?

Papess

21:19 / 02.02.05

Of course Keggers. I am much sexier since I started this thread. I am certain Gwen Stefani will be begging me to have dinner with her in about 4 more posts.

Bed Head

21:24 / 02.02.05

Think of me as being not quite as sexy as The Empire Strikes Back, but MUCH sexier than Return Of The Jedi.

But...but...

Hang on.... Return of the Jedi is much sexier than Empire Strikes Back! Everyone knows that! What are you saying, Stoats? I am confused. Possibly in a sexy way.

Papess

22:46 / 02.02.05

Three.

Saint Keggers

00:16 / 03.02.05

Isnt it 3 posts and then Candyman shows up?

alas

00:30 / 03.02.05

I am confused. Possibly in a sexy way.

I am sexy, possibly. In a confused way.

Saint Keggers

00:37 / 03.02.05

In a confused way I am sexy....possibly.