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Triplets
09:19 / 26.01.05


Stoatie, eject!
BillR, eject!
Chad, eject!
Meludreen, eject!
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
09:52 / 26.01.05
I would be the polymorph from red-dwarf..

because then I could also be anyone and anything I wanted! -smart huh?
 
 
modern maenad
10:25 / 27.01.05




>







anger, what anger....?
 
 
Triplets
10:41 / 27.01.05
Strangely, everyone's sticking within their own gender (as far as I can tell from suitnames). I thought this was Barbelith, people!
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
11:16 / 27.01.05
Let's see- gun, gun, blaster gun, gun...gun...and gun.

What about Sarah Conner, maenad?
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
11:29 / 27.01.05
her



or him



or him
 
 
modern maenad
11:37 / 27.01.05
you're right, its just not the same without her....

 
 
modern maenad
11:47 / 27.01.05
in her more human form



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Axolotl
12:14 / 27.01.05
Elwood P. Dowd.
Peter Venkman or any of the Ghostbusters really.
Oddball from Kelly's Heroes.
 
 
w1rebaby
12:47 / 27.01.05
Triplets, I have checked both body parts and social behaviour and I'm fairly sure I'm not a lady. I could do an online test or something if you like.
 
 
iamus
13:34 / 27.01.05
In the interests of transgendered transidentitied transformered transendentalism...

 
 
Ganesh
14:38 / 27.01.05


Xoc and me, yesterday.

(In my miiind...)
 
 
Aertho
15:27 / 27.01.05
Well, since Triplets made me think... and Fridge showed me the method...

Angela Bassett is the only woman alive that actually makes me feel the need to get on my knees and announce "We're not worthy!"

As with Mr. Clooney, Ms. Bassett has a consistent flavor in all her film roles that exudes sophistication, dignity, beauty and strength. Yes, the victim of Blackula. Also, the woman that turned down Monster's Ball on principle.
 
 
lekvar
17:27 / 27.01.05
Can somebody explain to me exactly how my choice Bugs Bunny in in any way gender normative?
 
 
Triplets
18:25 / 27.01.05
Coz he's got a furry rabbit penis?
 
 
lekvar
18:29 / 27.01.05
Does this seem like "normal" heterosexual male behavior to you?
 
 
Triplets
18:45 / 27.01.05
I never said "normal" or "abnormal", which you seem to be getting worked up over for some reason. Maybe I could've made it clearer by saying biological sex. I'll hold my hand up to that, yes.

As for Bug's cross-dressing? Well, I consider myself fairly normal.

Where's the beef?
 
 
Papess
18:55 / 27.01.05
Who said Bugs was cross-dressing as female? Maybe Bugs is a drag-king lesbian and doing a little feminization to confuse the pursuant.

We have never, ever seen a penis on Bugs, for starters.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
19:02 / 27.01.05
HIm yes him.

Yes precious

Himn

HIIMMNN

 
 
lekvar
19:03 / 27.01.05
We have never, ever seen a penis on Bugs, for starters.
Where's the beef indeed?
Sorry if I got too worked up, Triplets. I was trying to make a funny.
 
 
Papess
19:07 / 27.01.05
Also, Fridgemagnet chose Hepburn.

I'll choose Bruce Lee too, but also, Smurfette comes to mind...
 
 
Bed Head
19:10 / 27.01.05
Well, maybe you’re describing a trend, but you’re still wrong when you say everyone is choosing according to their biological sex, triplets. Perhaps you're just seeing the thread you want to see.
 
 
Triplets
19:24 / 27.01.05
Fine: everyone is a unique snowflake.
 
 
Ganesh
19:39 / 27.01.05
Except twins.
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:41 / 27.01.05
 
 
Aertho
19:55 / 27.01.05
Okay, this whole argument ending with Jim Ignatowski is comedic perfection.
 
 
■
00:16 / 28.01.05
Darn

Fine: everyone is a unique snowflake.

You just made me realise I wanna cast off the George Bailey and become:

Grrr. Not healthy.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
02:58 / 28.01.05
I'd like to be anyone who could teleport, or failing that become invisible.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
01:03 / 29.01.05
You're all too young to appreciate the Divine Miss D but:

although I'd rather be Margot Channing in All About Eve. Posting a The Anniversary image having just been to see Sheila Hancock excel in the rôle.

Rival in absolute campness, c'est:

although I too am now ruined by drugs and booze and gourmandising and baaaaad men...

So now I'm a bit more realistic and coming closer to this:

but you have to imagine him with specs, playing Napoleon Solo twenty years on.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:24 / 29.01.05
Was that Hans father?
 
 
Bastard Tweed
19:38 / 30.01.05
Harry Tuttle.

Just me, a tool kit, and a high tension wire; rappeling across the city, repairing ductile air conditioning units in spite of the mounds of unfulfilled paperwork.

Now THAT'S how you stick it to the establishment.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
20:51 / 30.01.05
Either of these gents would do nicely:

 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:16 / 31.01.05
This is Napoleon Solo, Keggers, The Man from UNCLE, suave and debonair idol of my youth. He might well be an ancestor of Han. The callow youth is his catamite, Ilya Kuryakin.

 
 
Haus of Mystery
13:03 / 31.01.05
Synchronicities abound - just saw Donald Sutherland doing some filming in Brighton Pavilion Gardens. Resisted temptation to run over and tug his silver beard.
 
 
Axolotl
16:36 / 31.01.05
Man, I'm jealous. Donald Sutherland is very, very cool.
 
  

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