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If you could be...

 
  

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Jub
11:58 / 25.01.05
No points for James Bond.

I think I would like to be Lister from Red Dwarf. He rocks.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:08 / 25.01.05
Well, I think I'm gonna surprise precisely no-one when I say...

Bagpuss.
 
 
Benny the Ball
12:12 / 25.01.05
I want to be any of the following;

Tom Regan from Millars Crossing

Any character that George Clooney has ever played

Number 6

Lex Luthor as done by Gene Hackman
 
 
Sax
12:12 / 25.01.05
Terry from Brookside, circa 1983. Loved the perm and muzzie.

Either Jon or Ponch.

Blue from High Chapparal.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
13:15 / 25.01.05
We've discussed this, I think. Jason Bourne.
 
 
Mistoffelees
13:43 / 25.01.05

I would like to be Q from Star Trek. But I´d like to be Q in my universe, not the Trekkie one, and I don´t want to look like him.
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
13:59 / 25.01.05
I wanna be Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques - the only woman in TV history with the panache to combine granny tights with a flourescent leotard.

Alternatively, I wanna be the sexy hand-wrestling female baddie whose name escapes me from Superman 2...she make me go moist in my ladyparts, and she looks way hotter in a catsuit than Michelle pfucking Pfeiffer.
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
14:12 / 25.01.05
 
 
iamus
14:27 / 25.01.05


or

 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
14:35 / 25.01.05
Why do you all want to lead such tragic lives?! I am worried!

A man... with no memory! A man... cut off from the world in which he once lived! A man... trapped in space with no human company!

I'm just saying. There's a theme here. And to continue it, I'd be Spider-Man, obvs.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
14:42 / 25.01.05
Jools Holland. From Later.....
 
 
lekvar
18:11 / 25.01.05
Bugs Bunny or Buckaroo Banzai.
 
 
Aertho
18:17 / 25.01.05
You know Sean, that blond bearded man looks a bit to me like Catherine Zeta-Jones as a severely beaten drag king.

Meanwhile, I also want to be on the George Clooney catalog. I'll get around to being original after work.
 
 
■
18:25 / 25.01.05
George Bailey. Boy I have the hots for Donna Reed in that film.
 
 
Papess
19:16 / 25.01.05
I don't know why I keep thinking Kim Possible.

At present, I am in love with the imagery of Maggie Cheung playing the character of Flying Snow. I am not sure if I so much as want to be her, as get inside her Kimono. If I was her, I would pick different writers. though. Way too tragic a character. Also, it would be repetitive.

Isn't she lovely?

*drool*
 
 
lekvar
20:03 / 25.01.05
That was Maggie Cheung? I hadn't realized...
Any chance there's room for one more in that kimono?
 
 
Grendel's Mother
20:13 / 25.01.05
Either Charo or Jamie Farr. Or, ideally, a perfect cross between the two, cast perpetually on an episode of The Love Boat.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
20:23 / 25.01.05
Possibly the Edward Petherbridge Lord Peter Wimsey.

Or Avon.

Or Marcie from Dark Season.
 
 
bio k9
20:36 / 25.01.05
 
 
bio k9
20:50 / 25.01.05
 
 
Liger Null
21:01 / 25.01.05
Holly Golightly-The world-traveler from the book, not the movie one who ultimately settles down with Hannibal from the A-team.

or

Aeon Flux. 'Nuff said.
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:11 / 25.01.05
Yo Hattie's Kitchen, the Superman II lady you're thinking of is Ursa, as portrayed by Sarah Douglas.

"Did you see that? Did you see what I did? I have powers beyond reason here!"

"We all have them, my dear."

It will doubtless interest nobody to know that I didn't have to look up any of this.
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
21:13 / 25.01.05
You know, Chad, you're right. I never saw it before (and don't want to see it again), but he does resemble miss Jones.

Anyway, his name is Kakihara, and he can open his mouth real big.
 
 
Bed Head
21:14 / 25.01.05
Town:



Country:



Rattling around the house:

 
 
Brigade du jour
21:16 / 25.01.05
Randal from Clerks, because he says all the things I think but seldom have the nerve to say out loud. Except I'm not sure I could cope with being that slim.
 
 
Papess
21:17 / 25.01.05
Oh yeaah, Aeon.

Baby.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
21:21 / 25.01.05
If I wasn't this



I'd be this

 
 
Seth
21:23 / 25.01.05
Ben Sisko. Because he’s the great motherfucker of the galaxy.
 
 
w1rebaby
21:25 / 25.01.05
 
 
Billuccho!
23:38 / 25.01.05


Bigger than big! Stronger than strong!

...okay, maybe not.
 
 
Aertho
01:43 / 26.01.05
fridge has class
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
05:08 / 26.01.05


or


("Nobody 'gets' me, baby; I'm like the wind")

/+,
 
 
diz
05:12 / 26.01.05
i will second snowtiger's Aeon Flux.

or maybe Indiana Jones. no one's cooler than Indy.
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
06:57 / 26.01.05
Makkitotosimew - oh, yes. Maggie Cheung as Flying Snow is incredibly hot. Even more so than Zhang Xiyi's Snow, who is quite cute.
As to who I'd like to be... Either Wong Fei Hung, as portrayed by Jet Li in the Once Upon A Time In China movies, or Christian Bale's Cleric John Preston from Equilibrium.
 
 
Triplets
09:11 / 26.01.05
I will be Buckaroo Banzai.

Will you be my Penny Priddy?
 
  

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