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8===>Q: alyn
09:33 / 23.05.05
Scottish people haven't (recently) been a persecuted minority in western English-speaking cultures.

This is probably outside the purview of our discussion, but I could be really inflammatory and say that the reason the Scots are no longer an oppressed minority is that they were long since obliterated through miseducation and miscagenation, so that they are not now so much a distinct ethnic group as a genetic suburb of Britain. Sorry about that, Scottish. My own father seems to think that playing the bagpipes and attending the Scottish Games makes him a Gael, but he looks like just another tubby WASP computer programmer to me. The champions of the New England Scottish Games I went to a few years ago were a Dane and a Frenchman.

Haus, does this mean that Dr. Caligari was originally a podiatrist?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:39 / 23.05.05
Although the first use of "ruination" remains opaque in the absence at this desk of an etymological dictionary, it is certainly derived from "ruin" rather than the reverse, "ruin" itelf being derived from the Old French "ruine", and thence the Latin "ruina", both meaning a collapse or falling down. Entering English in the 14 century, "ruin" took over the sense of a derelict building and ultimately the associated meanings of financial or moral collapse. It sounds to me more like a 17th century coining to distinguish the state of being a ruin from the act of making a ruin, but this question must remain unanswered for now.

More pertinently, how tempting is an oddsmaking of dollars to doughnuts? In my local Pret à Manger, a doughnut costs 60 pence, which is to say around a dollar. These are, admittedly, on the upper end of doughnuts, being baked rather than fried and thus aimed at a health-conscious, middle-class consumer. The fried doughnuts available on Birghton's surviving pleasure pier are considerably less expensive, being essentially the product of a mechanical process where doughnut mix is dropped into hot fat and then dusted with sugar. However, the ambiguity over the cost of doughnuts, relating not only to the type of doughnut but also to the location of the act of exchange, is only a part of a broader confusion, augmented by the question of which dollar is being offered as returb. A Canadian dollar, for instance, would presumably buy fewer doughnuts than a US dollar, assuming the doughnuts to be of comparable quality.

You might think it somewhat odd that the US adopted the dollar as its unit of currency, it being an abbreviation for Joachimsthaler and German imperial holdings in North America being unimpressive. However, "dollar" was also the term used by the British to desribe the Spanish coinage produced in the silver mines of Mexico and Peru and widely used throughout the Americas, and so "dollar" was proposed by Thomas Jefferson as the name of the unit of currency on the grounds that it was not an English currency unit, but was a widely-understood term for currency.

None of which helps us with the escalating cost of doughnuts since the origins of the phrase in the 19th century. "Dollars to dimes" would both lock in the relationship of value, and would also identify the currency on offer, but one might wonder why, when the stake and return exist in such an invariant relationship, one would not simply plump for the universal "10-1 odds".
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
14:35 / 23.05.05
"Donuts" in this sense probably means "nothing". See also, "zip, zilch, goose-egg, bupkis".
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:07 / 25.10.05
I recently found some lists written by a co-worker in Spanglish. I'll put the English versions after a SPOILER SPACE, so's you can guess:

grin
jelo
vraong
es desen
bego
fente









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green
yellow
brown (this is my favorite)
"it's the same". In Spanish, "la misma cosa".
bagel
fountain
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
10:49 / 05.12.05
Proposal for a Synthetic, Universal Language

Each word is to have two forms: the new, synthetic form, and the transliteration of the the old form into the synthetic mode. This serves to legitimize the form, because it doesn't try to obliterate its origin in the obsolete.

The first step is to reverse-engineer the word to its roots. I will use sun in this example, but I'm going to use the Spanish form, sol, because Spanish etymology is not as crazy as the English. Just pretend this whole article is in Spanish. Sol's root is the Latin sol, meaning "sol". Regularize the spelling into the new, universal system, in which Z makes all sybillant noises, U makes all ecchoey-tunnelly sort of noises, L makes all lickey noises. Sol(1) becomes ZUL. You imagine the effect of time on this word, billions of mouths speaking it billions of times, throughout history and across continents. How would they change it? Probably not that much, actually, because A) we have regularized the spelling so that any remotely similar sound still uses the same letter, eg there is no D/T, no S/C/Z, no B/P, so it admits regional differences without making a big deal about it; and B) it's a short, zippy word that no one is likely to chew up.

The second step is to transliterate the old word, "sol"(2), into the new format. S becomes Z, O becomes U and L becomes L, giving us ZUL. It should be noted that, while this may resemble the new word, ZUL, it is in fact, completely different. This is a nonsense word using the archaic word and the modernized spelling. Its only purpose is the preservation of history.

Finally, you put the two together, ZULZUL. This is the new word for the ball of atomic fire that constantly threatens our very existence, and really should be destroyed.


(1) This is Latin.
(2) This is Spanish.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
03:39 / 30.01.06
Words I have made up:

funusual: adj. enjoyable but hard to describe.
gayborg: noun a bionically enhanced homosexual.
meaner schnitzel: noun a person who is both nasty and ridiculous.
mmmmMantastic!: adj. virile and delicious!
porntastic: adj. really dirty, porno-grade sexual intercourse.
porngasm: noun false enthusiasm.
slobot noun someone who walks really slowly on crowded stairwells/subway platforms.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
03:40 / 30.01.06
confluffle: noun A heated argument about something stupid.

If you can think of any other words I've made up, please feel free to post them here.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:08 / 30.01.06
Interestingly, I've been using pornatstic and mantastic for a while also. Also, pornogeddon, mantastic and manwich. Maybe it's in the water.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
16:27 / 30.01.06
Haus, I made up those words years ago. You probably got them from me.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:57 / 30.01.06
You never made up manwich, you fibber.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
20:06 / 30.01.06
Not manwich, mantastic and porntastic. Let's not get into a confluffle, you meaner schnitzel.
 
 
grant
20:47 / 15.07.08
 
  

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