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Barbecrush 2005

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electric monk

16:12 / 30.07.05

Crushing on the Late Shifters. Running thangs big-style, so you don't have to.

Crushing all Templers, esp. BiaS, Quantam, Seth, Gypsy Lantern, Mordant Carnival, Money Shot. The virtual Occult Lodge I get to sneak into.

Crushes and goodness for my Lord Denfather. Wherever you go, there you are.

Crushing on Boboss, Tom Tit & Nobody's Girl, and all Barbeparents everywhere. Taking on the toughest job you'll ever love.

Crushing on FinderWolf. Takes a licking, keeps on ticking.

Crushing you, my favorite 'Lither.

Triplets

16:32 / 30.07.05

Crush you right back, sexy.

Benny the Ball

19:59 / 31.07.05

I'll offer up Finderwolf also, keeping threads alive and happy in the face of lip curling bitterness.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

20:52 / 31.07.05

I've been way too busy for the last three months or so...who should I be crushing? Other than Parker Posey, that is.

8===>Q: alyn

23:25 / 31.07.05

I barbecrush on Sean, because he's obsessed with me.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:26 / 31.07.05

Touch me.

Alex's Grandma

23:39 / 31.07.05

Although I try not to get involved, I'd like to Barbecrush everyone who's responsible for lip-curling bitterness on Barbelith generally - guys, it just wouldn't be the same without you.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

00:16 / 01.08.05

Qalyndrome- Aww, that's sweet. You should know that you're just my rebound guy until Denfeld comes back, though.

And Suedey- no touching until we know what "shot for meat" means. It might be contagious.

fuckbaked

03:26 / 01.08.05

Um....you guys. I remember posting in this thread. I mean, really, I did. Um....where's my post? I think I said something like "I have a crush on Denfeld."

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

03:57 / 01.08.05

Denfield went back in time, stepped on a butterfly and changed our universe. You probably don't remember President Chuck Barris either.

The Falcon

23:46 / 01.08.05

Fuckin Denfeld, man. I'm perusing this thread, and there's like two crushes for the bitch already, and he's like 'did anyone crush me?'

Did the same shit in '04. Or '03. Can't remember, but anyway, that was the time I crushed him (under his real name, Mike Robot) and it's as if it don't even count.

God, I miss him.

Where's Flyboy's arbitrary and obscure rules for Barbecrushes? Summa youse are total slags.

Regrettable Juvenilia

09:14 / 02.08.05

Oh, I basically said you shouldn't call it a crush unless you want to fuck them. None of this using crush to mean "have some vague affection or respect for", or exchanging 'em like bloggers do links and shit. But I appreciate now that I was never going to win that battle.

Sax

09:44 / 02.08.05

I crush Flyboy for that last post.

Haus Of Pain

09:44 / 02.08.05

Great battle though hey?!

I crush you.

Tryphena Absent

11:24 / 02.08.05

Flyboy, you forgot to mention all the flesh clauses.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

11:47 / 02.08.05

I megacrush crush angel and invisible al for putting me up (or putting up with me, whichever). I alos crush all the lovely people who came to hang out with me while I've been here; it was great to see you all!

My own crushes (happy, intense, excitable feelings of devotion and pleasure-in-the-other's-being) are pretty much dissociated from any and all of my desires to entangle pubic hair with another human being. I always thought that was one of the distinguishing features of a crush. Like in that story where everyone thinks it's kind of cute that Harry has a crush on Snape, then gets deeply freaked out when it turns out they're actually doing it.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:30 / 02.08.05

Yes, I always thought crushes and wanting to fuck were different things, too. There can be some crossover, though... someone should do a Venn diagram, methinks.

Regrettable Juvenilia

13:24 / 02.08.05

Flyboy: But do you really want that? I mean, really? How did it make you feel when people in the Photos thread see a Lady and get all excited? Does it make you feel like this is a world you want to live in?

I suppose I'm like one of those people who are trying to bring the apocalypse on early. But then I realised: this is what the apocalypse looks like to those who are fated to live through it.

Nina is quite right, there were some arcane sub-clauses about not having met the object of your crush in real life. At this stage they can be considered apocrypha.

ONLY NICE THINGS

13:32 / 02.08.05

Like in that story where everyone thinks it's kind of cute that Harry has a crush on Snape, then gets deeply freaked out when it turns out they're actually doing it.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

15:38 / 03.08.05

Nah, she's talking about me!

Tryphena Absent

16:21 / 03.08.05

Like in that story where everyone thinks it's kind of cute that Harry has a crush on Snape, then gets deeply freaked out when it turns out they're actually doing it.

Wait, hang on, I don't think I've read that one. I'm obviously behind.

The Falcon

01:09 / 04.08.05

Oh, I thought it was all numerical rules, like 'no more than three' or whatever.

In that case, I crush no-one. Especially not boys.

Regrettable Juvenilia

07:15 / 04.08.05

Three crushes for the theorybitches posting lots of theory,
Seven for those in the Photos thread who post hott pixx and aren't beardy...

Goodness Gracious Meme

23:19 / 24.08.05

It’s a kind of Georgie Pillson thing.

I barbecrush BedHead for this(and services to red wine/top trumps/Hammers-supporting). But, I probably don't qualify by the Flyboy r00lz, as what I really want to do with Bedhead if I get hir all to myself is sit in a faux-TudorBethan parlour, playing the Moonlight Sonata.

cheating on the diffy bits.

alas

01:47 / 26.08.05

I crush anyone who didn't start a guide thread ...

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

03:17 / 26.08.05

Finally! I get semi-crushed!

mondo a-go-go

14:59 / 12.09.05

I have to crush Lilly for this wonderful post. > mwah! <

Shrug

19:32 / 21.09.05

Huggles and a Belated Barbe-Crush For KitKatClub for both the Barbelith Commonplace and A life of Dickensian Jollity thread.

iamus

00:32 / 21.12.05

Last chance for 2005 crushes.

I crush ibis. She's always struck me as a very cool and level-headed poster. I tend to be in agreement with what she says, even if I don't always know it beforehand. Yes. I crush ibis.

I also crush grant big style. If I were a zombie, I expect his brains would taste like sherbet, popping candy and liu an gua pian green tea all at once.

Hmmmm. There's more. I know there's more.

Anyways,

To all the ficsuits I've crushed before
To all the ficsuits I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the ficsuits I've crushed before

iamus

00:43 / 21.12.05

The Barbelith artists.

'Cause......well..........

Saint Keggers

01:36 / 21.12.05

My '05 Barbcrushes...

All those who've Lateshifted,
All those I've met in meatspace
All those I wish I had.
All those I just shake my head at,
All those who've shaken my mind.
All those who move me foward,
All those who watch my behind.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

04:11 / 21.12.05

Well, there's the Late Shift crowd (especially Keggers, cos he rocks), and I'm not counting people I know in real life...

so it basically comes down to toksik and Jack Fear. Huggles under the mistletoe for the pair of you.

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