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Barbecrush 2005

 
  

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doozy floop
10:50 / 17.02.05
Dear Barbelith,

I love you all because you're so clever and funny and when I read things in the Headshop my tiny little brain sometimes goes pop.

You're just great.
 
 
Papess
04:05 / 18.02.05
Wow, Doozy. I thought that was just me.

*brainpop*
 
 
Benny the Ball
07:06 / 19.03.05
So no crushes going at the moment?

Pah! You people are emotionless!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:49 / 19.03.05
I'll confess to a crush on Benny "will crush for a shot at fifty quid" The Ball, for shameless pursuit of a prize that's rightfully mine. A worthy adversary, methinks.
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:52 / 19.03.05

Well, I´d have a crush for smoothly, but I´m afraid (s)he´s only a tease *sniffle*
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:52 / 14.04.05
I nurse a crush on the various Mindfuckers over in the Creation, especially the outstanding Grey Area. I also crush fridgemagnet for many things but right now for finding me the Hello, Tarot.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
07:20 / 15.04.05
I crush Nina Clamourity with mucky thoughts for no apparent reason.
 
 
Spaniel
09:21 / 15.04.05
You better watch out, her boyfriend stalks these parts...
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
11:18 / 15.04.05
Pah. and Feh. Weakling. He will prove no match for my muckiness.
 
 
agvvv
12:03 / 15.04.05
What does that entail? Massive muckiness I mean..
 
 
Spaniel
12:14 / 15.04.05
A body drenched in cum, sweat, blood and faeces?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:18 / 15.04.05
Fingerpaints.
 
 
Spaniel
12:19 / 15.04.05
Me, aged 3, with an ice cream?
 
 
■
12:20 / 15.04.05
Bizunth for the perfectly executed visual gag in Welcome.
 
 
Spaniel
12:30 / 15.04.05
What's mucky about that?
 
 
bitchiekittie
13:54 / 15.04.05
I've got loads of crushes, but a couple of them are REAL crushes, the scary kind, and I am afraid to give them away by thinking I am clever enough to successfully hide them amongst the innocuous and much less dangerous semi-crushes. because I'm not and you all have such sharp BS detectors on you.
 
 
Brigade du jour
13:59 / 15.04.05
I don't have a BS detector, bitchiekittie, I'm completely guileless. Go on, whisper it.
 
 
agvvv
14:01 / 15.04.05
Spell it out in muck
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
14:37 / 15.04.05
Use the Sacred Mucky AlphaBet, and plenty of filthy punctuation.

Durrty. (Think Taggart saying 'Murder')
 
 
bitchiekittie
15:34 / 15.04.05
look, you, I don't recall saying anything about ME having a faulty BS detector.

and in fact I love you all the same


::beep::
 
 
Brigade du jour
16:07 / 15.04.05
aww kittie ... (sniff) x
 
 
Jack Denfeld
17:17 / 15.04.05
Does anyone have a crush on me? Maybe I can buy you ice cream or something when I get my paycheck.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
17:18 / 15.04.05
Does anyone have a crush on me? Maybe I can buy you ice cream or something when I get my paycheck.
 
 
agvvv
17:23 / 15.04.05
I have a crush on you
 
 
Jack Denfeld
17:28 / 15.04.05
Looks like somebody is getting ice cream.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
18:15 / 15.04.05
I'd like to crush you, with a Grand Piano dropped from a fourth storey window of appropriate size in a comedic fashion.

And fuck your ice cream offer, I'll just whip the cone from your dead, frozen fingers.
 
 
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18:23 / 15.04.05
MORDANT AND DENFELD.
 
 
Brigade du jour
20:10 / 15.04.05
In a tree? K-I-S-S-I-N-G?
 
 
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22:15 / 15.04.05
no.

and yes.
 
 
iamus
11:05 / 28.07.05
This one goes out to Mr. Denfeld, who's going through a trying time right now.

You rock, JD. Big style. I would have elected you if you weren't already installed in benevolent dictatorship. If you have an ounce of the wit and charm irl as you do online, you won't be homeless for long.

While I'm here, extra shouts to the lateshifting massiiive and all the snowflake crew.
 
 
Ganesh
11:14 / 28.07.05
Olulabelle deserves big crushy huggles, because work's shitting on her right now - and, for all my sound and gayery, I admire her spunk over Science (if yuggeh m'eh).
 
 
iamus
11:20 / 28.07.05
if yuggeh m'eh.

Lovecraft?


Agreed. Huggles to 'lula too.
 
 
Ganesh
11:23 / 28.07.05
Yep. Ghetto lovecraft (Leeds stylee).
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
11:26 / 28.07.05
MacGuyver is soooo crush worthy. Sometimes we have a fuck about and downtime.

Gumbitch'd get it 'n all!
 
 
Cat Chant
11:58 / 28.07.05
Wow, I was just thinking it was time for a bit of crushing.

Don't know about actual crushes, per se, but people who have been making my 'lith a better place of late have included:

(1) the staggeringly generous and ever-courteous Grant, who Googles so we don't have to and answers queries on Indigenous constructions of race (here), 1950s model-railway scenery (here), and sociological investigations into African-American family structure (here) with equal grace and aplomb. If we didn't already have a perfectly good benevolent dictator in, um, ol' wossname-thing, I'd suggest him as the next King of Barbelith: he should certainly be knighted at the very least. May he never be blown away in a hurricane unless it be to the Land of Oz!

and

(2) the splendiferous Jack Fear, whose fearlessness in confrontation, keen eye for detail, and resistance to side-tracking, are things I can only envy.

(And the usual suspects, of course: I'm very faithful in my crushes, like Mina in Come A Stranger, so hello again alas, Ex, Mister Disco, Goodness Gracious Meme, dizfactor [where are you, dizfactor] and all the rest.)
 
  

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