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The Puck
22:25 / 09.03.05
Does anyone know what the information next to a gallery hung peice of art is called? you know the one, the one with the date , artist etc etc on? Does it even have a offical name, i keep wanting to call it a placard bit i know thats not right.
 
 
Olulabelle
00:16 / 12.03.05
Lilly: ...but I was once hit by a shoe salesgirl. She got fired. It was traumatic.

I really need to hear this story.


Sekmet: ...is it better to get cute, cheap shoes and just replace them when they fall apart in a year, or to get nice expensive shoes that will theoretically last longer?

Better to buy good shoes every time. I think you should spend money on shoes, bags, and coats. If you have good shoes everything else will look classy too, no matter how little it cost you. If you have cheap shoes it doesn't matter how much your frock was, you'll still look cheap.

You know, I think Hannibal Lecter already said this in a scarier and therefore ultimately far more convincing fashion.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
08:44 / 12.03.05
Puck-man Does anyone know what the information next to a gallery hung peice of art is called?

I tend to just call it a caption and people seem to understand what I mean. You could also use 'legend', An inscription or a title on an object, such as a coin,
An explanatory caption accompanying an illustration,
An explanatory table or list of the symbols appearing on a map or chart.
You have to mispronounce it as 'leg-end' though, that shows you aren't stuffy and are down with the kids. Sorry, I don't make the rules...
 
 
Smoothly
14:42 / 01.08.05
Can someone help me identify an artist?
It’s a he I think, contemporary – possible British, broadly part of the YBA crowd I think. Paints enormous, kinda apocalyptic landscapes/skyscapes. Very barren with low horizons, but littered with tiny, often playful, details. Does anyone know who I’m talking about?
 
 
Smoothly
15:13 / 01.08.05
Thinking about it, I'm not completely sure about the contempory, YBA thing. There's just something a bit Chapman Brothers-esque about the pieces I've seen, and I *think* I saw Dinos talk about him in a TV interview around the time of Hell, so possibly I'm making a leap.
 
 
Pan Paniscus
15:41 / 01.08.05
Does anyone know what the information next to a gallery hung peice of art is called?

They're generally just called 'wall texts', I believe. Although I think that refers to all text on walls in galleries, not just the little 'Title/Artist/Year/Medium' cards next to the work. I'll try and find out if there are other, more specific names for them.
 
 
Pan Paniscus
08:21 / 02.08.05
Clarification: There's no universally accepted industry standard term and different galleries use different names, but most people would understand what you meant if you called them 'short texts' or 'short wall texts' ('wall texts' being the longer pieces of writing on larger boards which introduce the exhibition). If you want to be more technical, you can call them 'gallery integration panels' or just 'integration panels'. This is what the Tate calls them, apparently.

Okay, a stupid question in reply for a stupid answer: What sort of shoes are acceptable with a (man's) white suit? In a formal sense, I guess.
 
 
This Sunday
08:36 / 02.08.05
Any so long as the ensemble includes spats. At least, my mental image of mid-eighties Bowie says so.
Well, any not thigh-high or excessively heeled. Unless the white suit has rhinestones or similar.
 
 
Pan Paniscus
09:13 / 02.08.05
Nope, no rhinestones.

I should have known spats would be involved. Am I right in thinking spats don't come cheap? And does it make a difference if I'm not wearing a tie? (to the need for the spats, not their price)
 
 
Saveloy
10:19 / 02.08.05
Smoothly>

Gah! I'm certain I know who you're talking about, but can I remember his name? I read a magazine article about him last year. Paints gloomy landscapes with a TEENY brush. One of the Chapmans collects his work, likes it because "the very process is a denial of life - it's misanthropic" *

The chap himself came across as quite agreeable, and denied any misanthropic intent **

One interesting thing - he apparently took a criticism by Brian Sewell to heart and sought to alter his painting accordingly.

I'll keep 'em peeled and return here should I come up trumps.

* wanker...
** hoorah!
 
 
Smoothly
13:03 / 02.08.05
Thanks Sav. I think that might be him. Really stark, (deceptively)featureless vistas, but closer inspection revealing all kinds of tiny, intricately detailed signs of life. Quite inspiring I thought.
Dinos Chapman presented an episode of BBC2’s The Culture Show on contemporary art last year, and I have a feeling that that is where I saw him talking about this artist. Dunno if that helps; dunno if anyone saw/taped that…

Thanks for giving me a couple more leads though. One of the things that’s annoying me most about this is my apparent lack of the necessary google-fu to find him.
 
 
skolld
14:08 / 02.08.05
Smoothly, i saw that Saatchi was having a huge painting exhibition This site has a lot of images of their work, maybe he's in there?
 
 
Saveloy
14:31 / 02.08.05
I've had a quick look at all the ones listed there and I'm pretty sure he's not there.

Other possible clues from that article I half-remember: at the time of the interview he was living with his mum and doing his paintings in the shed. I think.
 
 
Smoothly
14:40 / 02.08.05
Great minds think alike, skolld. That was the first place I looked too. No sign of him there though. Which is frustrating because the site is great and a longer list of artists linked to some thumbnails of their work would be the easiest way of tracking him down – his paintings are pretty distinctive.

(I’m now indulging in a little fantasy that maybe he’s not that famous or successful at all, and he can’t get exhibited, and he’s strapped for cash, and I could afford to buy one!)
 
 
skolld
15:09 / 02.08.05
That's too bad, i'll look in some of my recent art mags, and see if any my Painting grad friends know of his work.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
07:06 / 03.08.05
I really feel like I should know this, but my experience with spraypaint is limited:

I realized recently that I haven't printed and new t-shirts since high school art class a few years ago. I have a bunch of sketches and random designs that I'm planning to make stencils of and spraypaint onto t-shirts, in lieu of better equipment such as silkscreens or fabric paint. However, I don't want to acquire half a dozen black on white or black on light-colored shirts. So: does light-colored spraypaint show up well (or at all) on dark-colored fabric? Would I be able to spray a white design onto a black shirt (I assume it would at least turn a little grey, but I wouldn't mind that). Or is there another kind of ink I could use that would show up well, but still be easy to apply using a cardboard stencil?
 
 
skolld
14:04 / 03.08.05
I don't have tons of experience with print-making, but i have used white spray paint on a black T-shirt and it worked on fine. it doesn't really grey at all.
You would have to experiment with other colors of course but that can be fun in itself,
good luck,
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:29 / 03.08.05
Smoothly, doesn't sound quite right, but it's not Glenn Brown, is it?

Argh. this is annoying.

Or maybe *clutching/straws* Michael Raedecker?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:35 / 03.08.05
(PS. I like the Chapmans, but Googling 'Dinos Chapman' and 'misanthropic' doesn't narrow the field any! Not that I'd agree that they are, but why do all art journalist use the same six cliches?)
 
 
Smoothly
18:31 / 03.08.05
Bugger. Unfortunately it's not either of those, GGMeme. Really appreciate you trying though.
Thanks to the net I've become so used to being able to track stuff down that I'm finding it unbelievably frustrating not to be able to nail this. It'll be somewhere on the web...

Thing is, I could sketch a kind of representation of the basic underlying form of the few paintings I've seen, but that's not much help (unless I scanned it and posted it here, which I might resort to eventually).
Isn't there some search engine under development that does a google image search, but associates images by what they look like, instead of using associated words?


The pictures I'm thinking of are very sparse. From a distance often only one line representing a horizon. The detail is all close up. So you get very simple, bold, abstract image from a number of feet away, but a whole new world of stuff going on when you move in. He might do other stuff, but I've seen at least 2 or 3 like this, and they're great.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:38 / 03.08.05
Have you seen the paintings exhibited? The gallery might make locating the artist that much easier.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
21:24 / 03.08.05
Skolld: thanks. That makes my life easy.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:09 / 04.08.05
What sort of shoes are acceptable with a (man's) white suit? In a formal sense, I guess.

Reasons to wear white as formalwear:

1) White or ivory dinner jacket, worn as dinner dress in the tropics - generally considered slightly less formal than black.
2) White tie with tailcoat - white tie events are very formal indeed, and it is unlikely that you're going to be invited to one unless you are an ambassador or minor royalty.

In both cases, the correct choice of shoe is what Americans tend to call tuxedo shoes - black, leather (usually patent leather), lace-up with a slightly raised mouth. YOu can get these in white, but I remain bewildered as to what even Americans would do with them. Perhaps one wiser than I will have an answer.

What I suspect you mean by formal is in fact informal - business (US) or lounge (UK) suit - in which case the trousers and jacket will be of the same colour. In that case, the simple answer is that you wear them with _shoes_ - leather or vegan equivalent, black or oxblood (although I'd very strongly recommend against oxblood and white) or, if you must, brown. This is personal taste - I'd go for absolutes and stick to black, but you might prefer a light brown. I'd suggest an Oxford cut, but YMMV.

Socks should usually match trousers, but with white suits this involves wearing white socks, which is generally considered a fairly heinous proposition, so you may prefer to match sock colour to your shoes.
 
 
Saveloy
09:33 / 04.08.05
So frustrating! You want to be able to project an image from your brane into a box in google, labelled "who does stuff that looks like this?"

As it stands, when it comes to finding contemporary Brit artists on the web, if they haven't been nominated for the Turner Prize then you're fucked. Bah!

I do like those Raedecker paintings though, ta for the link, Meme!

{offtopic}

"Googling 'Dinos Chapman' and 'misanthropic' doesn't narrow the field any! Not that I'd agree that they are, but why do all art journalist use the same six cliches?"

Well, Dinos does descirbe his own kids as "[playing] an active part in taking on the misanthropic lineage".

Though that might just be a gag about the Chapmans' rep, rather than their actual state.

{/offtopic}
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
17:40 / 07.08.05
OK, I'm probably going to regret this, but [*deep breath*] what the hey: did anyone see the footage of the Russian sailors disembarking today after the submarine incident earlier today? Yes? If so, any idea where I can get my hands on one of those excellent, sleek, collar-less, black tops they were wearing? I'd normally check out my local Army and Navy Surplus shops, but I've got a sneaking suspicion they won't have any -- I've asked for the odd item of clothing before and had no luck, so... Any ideas?
 
 
Jack Vincennes
11:04 / 08.08.05
Like this?



It looks a bit like a wetsuit, so I think might be one of those bits of speciality kit you'd need to work on a submarine to get your hands on...
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
17:02 / 10.08.05
That's the one! Cheers for the photo Vincennes! You're right though, that does look like a wet-suit. Mind you, a bit of work with a pair of scissors and a needle and thread, and that could be the perfect top for those long, long Autumnal walks in the rain...Hmmm.....?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
11:50 / 11.08.05
On customisation. I've got a rather silly full-length leather jacket from when I was a lot younger: it still fits but I don't like the way it looks. Also, up near me the long trenchcoat look has been adopted by some unpleasant rightwing geeks- harmless yes, but not the sort of people I want to associate with.

Full length leather jackets now are for people who spend a lot of time talking about how a)the Strokes aren't a "real rock band" and b) everyone should listen to Breed 77.

Is it fairly likely that your average service that offers clothes customisation would be able to do some custom magic and turn it into a bomber jacket? Because obviously bomber jackets are like ultimately cool and will give me a sense of machismo. I'm an idiot.

Failing that, is it worth buying them second hand? And failing that, is there anywhere that sells them cheap?
 
 
Ariadne
14:55 / 11.08.05
I doubt there's enough fabric/leather to make a bomber jacket, legba - if we're talking about the same thing, which is a sort of blouson-shaped jacket? Leather coats tend to be cut quite narrow. You could have it shortened to a jacket, but it would just be a shorter version of what you have, perhaps reshaped a little - but there are limits to what can be done.
 
 
lekvar
19:20 / 11.08.05
A question semi-related to Legba's-
I've an old leather motorcycle jacket from my punk days, with the obligatory painting on the back and various anti-authoritarian slogans painted here and there. Can anybody suggest how I might go about stripping the paint off? I want it back to plain unadorned black, but I've seen how painting over the patches looks-not so good.
 
 
skolld
21:15 / 11.08.05
It might sound like over kill but i bet a sanblaster would take it off with out killing too much of the leather. i would test a small bit first but motorcycle jackets are pretty resilient.
that would of course be a last resort. I'm not sure of any other way that would get it off without leaving a lot of residue behind.
you could try acetone or denatured alchahol, but again i don't think anything you do will keep the leather from being degraded or even ruined, but i guess that depends on the look you're going for.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:46 / 12.08.05
Go into a dry cleaner's and ask someone, it might sound like an odd solution but a lot of them really know their fabrics and chemicals and they might be able to help.
 
 
HCE
20:16 / 12.08.05
To go back to haircuts, briefly, any suggestions for a medium-length cut for curly/wavy hair? My hair's a bit fine & fragile, goes into ringlets if it gets wet, and forms a wavy, hippielike triangular mass if brushed or combed once dry. Got my hair cut at the end of March and have split ends already. Finally leaving the desk job and going back to school so I can get something a little more daring, but don't want any color that would cover my grey. Attached to that grey, worked hard for it. Kind of loving those messy, piecey L Word haircuts, but have no clue how to use 'product'.
 
 
Lilly Nowhere Late
06:21 / 13.08.05
Ah, I have two answers.
Firstly, nail polish remover will take the paint off leather without too much damage. After you get off all the paint, simply recondition the leather with a product made for such a use. It will work, I've done it years ago. Patience and elbow grease required.

Mid lenghth curly hair solution next...this is harder without a proper in person consultation but I reckon a well cut inverted (swingline) bob would do the trick. With randomish bits throughout left a bit too long, a bit too short. Ringlets love this. Add facial framing with ultra short pixie fringe. Need a lost angeles expert? Call Jon Michael at First Choice in Valley Blvd in Alhambra way. He is your man. Product? M.O.P. C-curl. 2-3 drops, warmed up in your hands then just pressed into the hair when wet. Comb thoroughly(while wet) then arrange your curls and leave to dry au naturelle. Beautiful.
 
 
HCE
14:48 / 13.08.05
Thank you, triply exclamatory!!!
 
  

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