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Jack Fear

15:47 / 20.12.04

Eek! A schism amongst the Greenland Contingent!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

17:07 / 20.12.04

Maybe one of them accidently ate a cheese sarny?

Ganesh

19:43 / 20.12.04

Or bread. Bread makes you gay, dontcha know?

Ganesh

19:51 / 20.12.04

Of course, the Greenland Contingent were always confusingly named. One of them is/was from Nuuk. The others (two, I think) are/were from Amsterdam. There may have been other users of the ReformedRobotMan suit, but I can only really remember the three:

Chrome: the gay male one (living in Greenland) that had the thing about me and piss-drinking

Laila: the beee-yooootiful bisexual model (female, living in Amsterdam) one that was perhaps the maddest of the trio. Amongst other traits, she could identify paedophiles by their characteristic smell, as well as their interest/lack of interest in children.

Thuys (if that's how you spell him): the (apparently) straight male Amsterdammer with an interest in biochemistry/physiology. The 'scientific' one who laboured long and hard on calcium and osteoporosis, and deserved closer scrutiny.

Those are the three entities of whom I'm aware. When they met, it was moider.

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20:29 / 20.12.04

I thought that Bemo was a mod the way hir was kicking off at RRM! On about deleting posts?

At least Bemo has a username that kind of makes me chuckle, I might put it into the funny usernames thread but if hir is a fuckwad then it might make hir more encouraged to fuck around.

(not that this thread is helping, but what can you do.)

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20:33 / 20.12.04

God and Goddess!

Those are the three entities of whom I'm aware. When they met, it was moider.

Why the FUCK didn't I have the brains to get a computer years ago and join this place instantly!

The stuff I keep hearing about from time to time. I wasn't even here and I miss it.....

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:34 / 20.12.04

There usually is bread in cheese sarnies. Unless you were really pushing the envelope, and put some cheese in between other cheese.

Ganesh

01:49 / 21.12.04

Cheese makes one hetero, though, so a cheese sandwich would produce bisexuality, tending toward one or either end of the bell curve (depending on the bread:cheese ratio).

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

05:13 / 21.12.04

So what causes noncery? Other than denying the existence of our ancestral breed of pacifist warrior-women, obviously.

Ganesh

06:01 / 21.12.04

Werthers Originals.

The Falcon

20:31 / 21.12.04

You are confusing your hirs and zes, Vahku.

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10:29 / 22.12.04

zes!

Thankyou Duncan, I'd only seen the hir before and knew it looked odd, but now zes is added to my vocab.

Smoothly

11:14 / 22.12.04

Zes *are* in your vocab, that should be. Ze he, hir her.

Axolotl

11:36 / 22.12.04

The wiki has an explanation of "Ze" and "hir"

Bed Head

11:42 / 22.12.04

[puff of smoke]

Wikicadabra: ta-darr!

[/puff of smoke]

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18:39 / 22.12.04

Cool! Thanks for that.

D Terminator XXXIII

14:31 / 26.12.04

Ganesh is on the money. I can smell him lying on top o' 'em. Though he prefers to be bottom, breast clamps attached. I dreamt it. Once. Which was enough.

Not about Werthers, though, it's the ed-zellent Ferrero Rocher which cause noncery. He makes mistakes. Sometimes. Don't be too hard on him. Werthers are completely safe. For martians.

Oh, and if anyone still cares at this point, RRM is Laila. She's like a nasty virus which just won't go away.

Avoid.

Spatula Clarke

02:22 / 27.12.04

Smell that? That, my friends, is the sweet, sweet odour of poetic justice doing its thing.

Ganesh

02:32 / 27.12.04

It's like Brian and Kerry splitting up, isn't it?

D Terminator XXXIII

09:40 / 27.12.04

You've had your intrigue.

Please get back on topic, if any topic is to be gotten back to.

Huggles!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

10:11 / 27.12.04

*Breaks out the popcorn and opera glasses*

ONLY NICE THINGS

10:46 / 27.12.04

Laila,

Got me on my knees,

Laila,

Just like all those paeds,

Oh Laila...

D Terminator XXXIII

12:08 / 27.12.04

Is that on topic?

Or has someone run out of cucumber juice, which has heretofore enabled hir to think clearly, forcing hir to recycle a four years old old joke? Or maybe someone is posting drunk again, which has historically resulted in entertaining bitchfights. I just don't know.

I originally didn't want to comment on ERD, mainly because his profile has declined into that of a one joke-one sentence deal - but since the fine, fine examples set by MD and Haus means that Í can, may I say that you have a questionable choice in poetry?

No, what I really want to ask is: I have been severely tempted many, many times to transcribe the emails gotten from Laila in a blog or LiveJournal - as a sort of cautinary tale - which date back from 1999 to the beginning of 2003, and which number in the hundreds, perhaps a thousand. It may be damning to her but it certainly is of me as well. Serious query, if you can't tell.

Spatula Clarke

16:40 / 27.12.04

That's a statement, not a query. And I posted two sentences in that last post.

Asking people to move on and stop discussing your private spats, after you've posted a link to one of them? You really don't have much of a handle on the genie/bottle theory, do you?

Four sentences there.

ONLY NICE THINGS

01:55 / 28.12.04

We've been through this, Bemo. You and the rest of the Greenland posse have queered your pitch so comprehensively that your primary interaction with Barbelith is going to be the butt of jokes. Sorry, but that's just the way it is. You assume that we are interested in your spats with other nutbar apocalyptic ambulance chasers. We are, with a few sad exceptions, not. If you want to violate Laila's trust and/or privacy, kindly leave us out of it.

I think this thread has reached a bit of a natural conclusion... anyone mind if I move to lock it?

Baz Auckland

01:44 / 29.12.04

Nope... but I have to say, reading that Matrix thread made me laugh quite a lot. Hee hee...

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