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I'm so confused

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:09 / 14.10.04
Jesus, I dream of having Steve in my "behalf".
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:12 / 15.10.04
Exactly Stoat - Dr G seems to have pulled Steve, and I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG.

The Greg Evison Carribean cruise is going to be but cold bitter comfort after this.
 
 
Ganesh
02:44 / 15.10.04
finally, Ganesh! someone understands me, well, not really, but I do appreciate the effort, I will put in a good word with Steve in your behalf.

Maybe once you've finished putting him in your behind...

If the presence of a female (however rudimentary, "round" or frankly sub-standard) is required to fully 'legitimise' good clean man-on-man hetlove, it's also desirable to have one or more of yer actual gay homosexual bumboys hanging around too - to provide the faggy Other against which one's own straight-as-a-die hetness can be measured, and on whom to project one's own fears 'n' fantasies.

"Reckon that girly-boy queer fancies you, Steve. Hyuk!"

Aaalways happy to oblige, Ben!
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
07:34 / 15.10.04
Originally posted by Ganesh
"Tchoh! But Ben doesn't want to be a "gay butterfly" and God knows he doesn't want Steve to be, y'know, that way. He just wants them to be two studly straight guys pumpin' pussy together."

Goddamnit Ganesh! Do you have no poetry in your soul!

Originally posted by Ganesh
"Maybe catchin' sight of one another's ramrods as they nail those under-par chicks (in the same room, natch). And then - and only then - would Ben open his fundament, like a beautiful, 100% heterosexual flower turning its face to SunSteve."

My apologies, clearly you do.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:47 / 15.10.04
Actually, we're expecting you to put the good word to Steve

Yes, it's definitely time for Steve to find God.
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
09:20 / 16.10.04
God lives in Ben's bum?

Suddenly, the universe makes a perverse sort of sense.

/+,
 
 
Ganesh
11:23 / 16.10.04
Well, he dwells in the starry fundament, doesn't he?
 
 
Baz Auckland
02:26 / 15.12.04
Steve Makes the News!

'Wingperson' Becomes Commodity in Dating

"Every guy's gotta play the role of the wingman at some point in his life. It's the unwritten guy code," says Steve Dybsky, a 25-year-old Chicagoan who works in advertising and has been a wingman for friends — and had them do the same.
 
 
Ganesh
02:32 / 15.12.04
Lies. Damned lies. Steve has never been wingman. Ever. That's part of his Steveappeal.
 
 
LykeX
03:22 / 15.12.04
Relax Ganesh. He's just trying to set a good example for all the kids out there who do not have his stunning manliness. They will have to play wingman every now and then, and he's just trying to make them feel better about it.

Of course Steve could never be wingman, he's a main course if ever there was one.
 
 
Loomis
08:08 / 15.12.04
God I miss Steve.
 
 
haus of fraser
09:10 / 15.12.04
steve even has his own comic now....
just remember we new about him first!
 
 
King of Town
13:30 / 16.12.04
Going back over the whole Steve saga, which is knock-me-off-the-chair-hilarious, it sounds to me like BenFox is actually a straight guy who knows how to take a joke. A joke that has been carried pst the point of being funny. I think I can still smell the hint of a beaten dead horse that was left on the trail a few miles back.
 
 
Ganesh
13:55 / 16.12.04
I'm not sure it's been suggested that BenFox is anything other than a straight guy who knows how to take a poke.

...

A joke, dammit! A JOKE!!
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
18:14 / 16.12.04
*wipes eyes*

Thanks guys, this thread has made my day.
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
18:50 / 16.12.04
This thread made me search out the old bensteve threads, and I must say...Steve just isn't as hot as I was expecting. Goddamnit, Benfox, you turned me gay for Steve and then reveal that this love god is just some plain-looking asshole?

Seriously, though, you barbe-humans say some funny things, and when I turn into a robot I shall try my best not to crush you.

(And hey, benfox: now that you're Ender, are you going to be filling this board up with pro-mormon propaganda?)
 
 
Unicornius
19:01 / 16.12.04
But...where can i find the original thread?
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
19:08 / 16.12.04
Search with googlith

Why are we all so dumB!?
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