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The Emperor Has Ugly Clothes!

 
  

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Tryphena Absent
14:06 / 28.09.04
I love yeti boots!!!! Especially pink ones.

You know what's stupid- men in belted coats. Cliff Richard ahoy! Give it two months and you'll agree with me.
 
 
Papess
14:06 / 28.09.04
THIS is exactly what I mean:



WRONG!
 
 
Sekhmet
14:12 / 28.09.04
Eeew! Looks like somebody skinned a sasquatch and pissed on it.

My wardrobe is about equal parts bohemian hippie (broomstick skirts, peasant blouses, cami tanks in earth tones) and hopeless Hot Topic cutesy clubwear (tiny plaid skirts and midriff T's with evil kitties on). I need serious help.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:16 / 28.09.04
Lord Morgue: yes, but what do you wear when you aren't jogging or being a hip-hop artiste?

Anna: Hmm... belted coats very dubious. But, for bonus points, can you think of a situation in which a man in a belted coat works?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
14:22 / 28.09.04
Lunatic asylum.

PS. You have turned into your parents. I give it a week before the "Modern music all sounds the same. You can't even understand what they're singing" thread appears.
 
 
Papess
14:24 / 28.09.04
Anna: Hmm... belted coats very dubious. But, for bonus points, can you think of a situation in which a man in a belted coat works?

Oh, I can Haus. It is called a straightjacket.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
14:34 / 28.09.04
But, for bonus points, can you think of a situation in which a man in a belted coat works?

Yes: on a flasher mac. Belted coat=less of two evils.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
15:30 / 28.09.04
Girls wearing matching ponchos/jean/shirt ensembles in public.

Don't guys ever do this? Oh yes, it is called a sport then.



Oh, for fucks sake.

I'm talking about what someone whould wear in the highstreet, you pedantic tosser. Guys probably do the same thing but since I don't pay quite so much attention to them I haven't noticed the same trend. You're trying to imply sexisim in my comments yet none exists. Keep it real, for fucks sake.

Guys wearing foppish scarves. No.
 
 
Papess
15:44 / 28.09.04
I'm talking about what someone whould wear in the highstreet, you pedantic tosser. Guys probably do the same thing but since I don't pay quite so much attention to them I haven't noticed the same trend. You're trying to imply sexisim in my comments yet none exists. Keep it real, for fucks sake.

Dudley, do you really have to call me names? I wan't implying you were being sexist at all.

Grow up. I didn't mean any comment on you at all.
 
 
Papess
15:54 / 28.09.04
Actually, my point is more that matching outfits on anyone are stupid, except in perhaps sports. Perhaps my statement was sexist, seeing as how girls and women have their own sports teams.

I really don't appreciate the name calling.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:02 / 28.09.04
Those are physique magazines, mother. You make them sound... dirty.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
16:43 / 28.09.04
Oh hell, Lilith, I'm sorry. I thought this was going to turn into rage thread 2 and...


Hell. Sorry.
 
 
Papess
16:46 / 28.09.04
Thank you Dudley. I am not really one to take the piss, but you will definately know if I am.

I certainly appreciate your apology.

*make-up huggles*
 
 
ibis the being
18:37 / 28.09.04
Why is it mainly women who are being castigated for their poor/inappropriate fashion sense in this thread?

Well, to build on the Haus & Kit answers, there's also this whole huge fashion/beauty mag industry that's pressed to come up with "the hottest" trends every month, and so you start to go beyond perfectly rational things like hemlines moving up or down and into ponchos and the like.

I'm not all that into criticizing what people wear, exactly - shoot, if you sincerely love Ugg boots then whatever - so much as I think it's necessary for everyday people to step up once in a while and shout out that we see through some of these ridiculous trends-for-the-sake-of-trends they're trying to pawn off as cute. Because, even if for no other reason, in three months they're going to be telling you that poncho you just bought for $200 is the worst thing ever and you have to toss it.

For the record, or for Sax perhaps, my look is basically page 12 JCrew catalog - jeans, fitted tee, boots, a sweater if it's winter. So I'm no fashionista.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
19:43 / 28.09.04
My look? The good look.

Hell yeah.
 
 
Char Aina
23:42 / 28.09.04
Cowboy boots are fucking sexy!

you are confused.
cowboy boots are only for the sexy.
or cowboys.
or those who are both, obviously.

like, uh...
like...

okay, i got nothing but cowgirls.

so cowgirls too.
 
 
Lord Morgue
07:55 / 29.09.04
Hey, if I saw a guy dressed like Paris Hilton, I'd call him a dirty slut too.
SQUEAL! I want to huggle those boots. Like defiled Tribbles!
And when I am not at work, kicking it with a tasty groove, or jogging (HAH!), I am usually found gloriously naked, with only my natural pelt of thick black fur to keep me warm. Kreegah bundulo!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:25 / 29.09.04
I think it's necessary for everyday people to step up once in a while and shout out that we see through some of these ridiculous trends-for-the-sake-of-trends they're trying to pawn off as cute.

Yes, that's what this thread is about, Barbelith pierces the veil once more... Awake, o sleepers!
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
13:08 / 29.09.04
Cowboy boots are fucking sexy!

MY opinion of it is, if you aren't riding a horse or about to ride a horse, wearing cowboy attire makes me think of you as a small child playing dress up. Cowboy hats, cowboy boots, rope belts, all of it.

Also, after a lot of deliberation, I have decided that anyoen who is wearing just an undershirt as their shirt needs to go back in their house or back to the trailer park. No, wearing a "wife beater" t-shirt does not make you look tough. It makes you look like you just woke up and need to go home.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
14:16 / 29.09.04
back to the trailer park

Yay! Barbelith! Everyday people, seeing through the lies! Piercing the veil!
 
 
Axolotl
14:20 / 29.09.04
Who chooses to wear a style of shirt known as "wife-beater"? Who wants to associate themselves with the act of beating your wife, it's just weird.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
14:32 / 29.09.04
I believe that name was given to that item of clothing at a later date, by the kind of people who like to make derogatory remarks about "trailer parks" and probably "white trash" too.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
17:30 / 29.09.04
See also: Stella Atrois
 
 
*
18:57 / 29.09.04
The shirt is called an a-shirt, and looks just fine on anyone who doesn't otherwise look at home in a Roseanne Barr sitcom. i.e., women who are not obese (I don't mean supermodel thin, just not unhealthily overweight), skinny faggy boys, arty types, or when grouped with trousers of any number of appropriate types (black pinstripes, for instance) and under an open shirt. Spiked collar optional. Beatin' stick should be left at home for the occasion.

However, the ones with the ridiculous skull and lucky thirteen motifs on them do look rather impressively stupid.
 
 
Foust is SO authentic
19:39 / 29.09.04
The term wife beater comes from the tv show Cops, I believe. Guys getting arrested for domestic violence and other crimes are usual wearing them.

There's nothing I hate more than ass writing. Like sweat pants with the word "Juicy" across the ass. I want to kick any ass with writing on it.
 
 
ibis the being
19:43 / 29.09.04
Yes, that's what this thread is about, Barbelith pierces the veil once more... Awake, o sleepers!

Oh Christ, I'd have hope it was wellestablished already that I am not cool, but SORRY for being so painfully sincere and unhip. Let's make fun of people instead. Girls who wear lowrise jeans, what is that, and trucker hats, holy shit they're so 2003, ironic tshirts are totally over, even though I still wear them because mine are really from the thrift shop and I've been wearing ironic tshirts for like 7 years.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:04 / 30.09.04
Sorry, ibis, it's nothing to do with being hip, but however noble your intentions were in starting this thread, it was always always always going to turn into another Barbelith-mocks-the-proles session...
 
 
Cherielabombe
13:29 / 02.10.04
Hmmm. I like those big furry boots. I can't really afford a pair, but they look so cute and fuzzy!

I don't really hate too much fashion. I think it's fun - it makes life more interesting. I can't rock fashion like Ms. AnnaDL (or Bengali in Meme for that matter) but I definitely enjoy looking at it. I came of age during the grunge heyday and a few years ago I was appalled when a friend who's my age said something like "Aren't we lucky our fashion was so easy? Look at these kids today!" EEEKI!

I reccommend shopping at dirt cheap places for the real faddy items and splashing out on some real finds that will last more than a season. (But again, I'm hardly a fashion diva.) But, hurray for fashion, I say!

I will tell you what I absolutely HAAAATE in fashion, and this one seems specific to men in Britain (unless the U.S. trend has passed me by): Businessy-types wearing those horrible white button down shirts with some sort of cubey check pattern, nearly always in blue. I'm not talking plaid (actually I love a nice plaid), I'm talking just some cubey check pattern.

If I see a man wearing a shirt of this kind I almost instantly think, "asshole." I know, it's prejudice! A man wearing this type of shirt also normally has the other "fashion don't" is overly styled hair.

Picture "city wanker at the pub," and you may have just the picture in your mind...
 
 
Alex's Grandma
02:11 / 04.10.04
It was always always going to turn into another Barbelith-mocks-the-proles session

Well I don't know. To the extent that it has, it didn't have to, in any case. For example fur's back on the catwalk these days apparently, real fur, not the fake stuff, that's just so 1990's, on the basis that it's okay if the mink are farmed, presumably as opposed to being trapped in the wild. Which I'd consider debatable - at least it does seem ironic that in the same few weeks all those *coff* great old fox hunts have been banned forever, no one seems to see a problem with the latest collections from Paris, Milan. So we could talk about that, I guess.
 
 
pomegranate
19:28 / 04.10.04
those shirts and bags that say "mrs. affleck," "mrs. kutcher," and "mrs. pitt," etc. are horrifying. likewise the shirts that say "i did justin backstage," "i did ashton three times," and so on. even more horrifying is where these shirts are sold, i'm not talking about t-shirt vendors in the tourist parts of new orleans or alongside the venice boardwalk, but mall department stores like mervyn's and kohl's. for christsakes!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:23 / 04.10.04
Yeah, but then again, a t-shirt reading I Did Steve Backstage would probably be the coolest thing ever.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:26 / 04.10.04
Yeah, but then again, a t-shirt reading I Did Steve Backstage would be simply to die for.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:34 / 04.10.04
Sorry, double-post - I think I'd better take this up with the resident shrink... I mean I can't be the only one, surely ?
 
 
Baz Auckland
20:47 / 04.10.04
praying mantis: I have never heard of such a thing, and am now horrified that they actually exist....(shudder)...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:15 / 04.10.04
Thinking about Steve makes it damn near impossible for *my* resident to shrink...
 
  

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