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In With The New

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flufeemunk effluvia

19:02 / 09.09.04

Synth-pop will become the new punk (again).

06:08 / 10.09.04

Piss off!

pointless and uncalled for

06:42 / 10.09.04

Piss Off is already the new thank goodness for that I love synth-pop and punk is redundant

Regrettable Juvenilia

10:04 / 10.09.04

Eion is the new Rage.

I miss the old Rage.

12:33 / 10.09.04

Fantasy Football will be the new Texas Hold'Em

13:00 / 10.09.04

I'm sure someone round here suggested recently that ass is the new tits. That deserves to be reiterated.

15:34 / 10.09.04

I miss the old Rage.

Me too.

Post Woman!

15:39 / 10.09.04

Isn't Rage off on some big 6 month trip to Israel? Not that that would make posting impossible, but she may be rather busy with other stuff.

17:12 / 10.09.04

I'm sure someone round here suggested recently that ass is the new tits. That deserves to be reiterated.

...and it turns ot that one theory for the het-male love of breasts is that humans evolved favouring doggy style over missionary and that the cleavage(front,top) is reminiscent of the cleavage(back, bottom).

so;
ass men are more in touch with their primal selves than breast men
and
breasts were only taking the place of ass temporarily till we got over that crazy misionary meme.

placeholder breasts vs. primal ass.

i love science.

17:46 / 10.09.04

Ah, but het women also rate shapely male buttocks as a sex cue. How doies science expalin that? Does evolution favor mirrored ceilings?

18:24 / 10.09.04

i think that may be a socially evolved phenoenon, but i really have no idea.
maybe a good male ass is a good indicator of the owners ability to run after animals? y'know, for food? or maybe it suggests good thrust... hm.

i'll ask the scientists.

flufeemunk effluvia

19:50 / 10.09.04

Could be the women are just trying to get back at guys for objectifying them... Cept, you know, most guys don't mind being objectified...

20:16 / 10.09.04

Hey, I'm not just some toy boy you can throw back in the box once you're done revitalising your tattered ego.

Oh, wait

22:14 / 10.09.04

ginger is the new nigger, and those stupid fucks who "embrace" the letter of the law catch on to themselves - moving on to a different minority doesnt mean you're any less of a cunt. Cunts.

amend - goes for fat, or skinny too, add any similar falling down the ladder who's not us shitheads here please.

11:53 / 11.09.04

Erm... having ten or so beers before you write down your thoughts is the new making sense ?

Whisky Priestess

12:20 / 11.09.04

Right. Having watched VH1 all day and induced in myself an almost bilious degree of nostalgia, I reckon that the 1980s are the new 1930s.

Furthermore, mayonnaise is the new ketchup and everyone should have it on chips, except those who already do who might like to experiment with pesto (which is the old rocket. Rocket is the new Little Gem).

Swindon is the new Slough. Slough take notice, you are the new Norwich. Norwich is the new Royston Vasey and Newcastle is the new Leeds, or will be when they install a Harvey Nichols and clean up the sick.

The A-Team is the new Charlie's Angels, and I have that on good authority. Doesn't stop Andrew Motion being the new Colley Cibber though - or is that the bitter(ness) talking? Speaking of which, Bacardi Breezers are the new bitter, and Martinis are the new sparkling water, so watch out on Friday nights down the bowling alley (which is the new cocktail bar).

I could go on. But going on is the new knowing when to stop, so I won't.

15:10 / 11.09.04

Steve is the new George Morrison.

( " I'm free ! " incidentally, Flowers. )

22:02 / 11.09.04

Britney Spears is the new Courtney Love. This may not qualify as a prediction, as it appears to be the case right now.

flufeemunk effluvia

13:51 / 12.09.04

Ninjas are the new pirates, and pirates are the new ninjas.

Nothing's changing, really.

unheimlich manoeuvre

16:27 / 12.09.04

Mandeville is the new (Pop-) Marx

Hermeneutics is the new Anthropology

Meat is the new Cheese

Less searchable M0rd4nt

14:14 / 13.09.04

Colloidal silver is the new tinfoil beanie.

flufeemunk effluvia

17:58 / 13.09.04

Homeopathy is the new trepanning.

wembley can change in 28 days

14:00 / 24.09.04

Beer is the new workout.

01:15 / 25.09.04

The internet is the new spectacle.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

12:35 / 25.09.04

I'm sorry, but Zombies are both the new pirates AND ninjas.

And zombie pirate ninjas are the new All Your Base.

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