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I have been abducted by aliens on several occasions.
It started out simply enough. They’d come into my room at night, and I’d be paralyzed and unable to even make a sound. They wouldn’t actually abduct me at this point. Rather, they’d merely look me over, and scan me with a few hand held devices.
After this happened a few times, the actual abductions began. I would awake to find myself floating in the air. It was an interesting enough sensation, but then I would find myself folding out of our everyday world, and into some kind of hyperdimensional space. This was always an awkward moment or two, and made me very queasy. Several times I would vomit due to the indescribable sensation that being torn out of space-time creates. I would always blackout.
I’d become conscious again only to find myself on a cold metal table. There’d be several figures around me, but they would always remain indistinct—as if they themselves were not quite part of the material context in which I was situated. They would begin with their examinations. After a few times I got used to the routine, and even the anal probing became something which did not cause me any discomfort. These examinations occurred on several times before they began the next stage.
The third aspect of my abductions involves a random series of memories, which I have yet to be able to piece together into a coherent account of events. There was some sort of light or force. It was never quite tangible, but sometimes felt like heat or gelatin against my body. I can recall being entirely enveloped by this strange substance, and there would be an electric sensation all over my skin. There are many images associated with these experiences, but they are so disjointed and utterly foreign that I have yet to be able to describe them in words.
The final time I was abducted, I stood in a chamber which was surrounded by many of these beings. Again, they still never took on a distinct form. All these blurs of bodies surrounded me, and there was an accompanying deep drone which I could not tell if it was external to me, or something that I felt rather than heard. Suddenly a voice boomed all around and echoed through the chamber. It told me that I was ready to hear the ultimate secret to life and existence. Something inside my quivered with the thought that I had been selected to receive such a great revelation. It became apparent that the tests and the examinations were all preparing me for this moment.
The voice, which was not human, but soothing in its foreign way, seemed to speak right into my ear, or perhaps more adequately, it seemed to make the tissues of my ear vibrate of their own accord—drumming out this great and beautiful message without it being carried through the medium of an atmosphere. This is what it was:
If you feed a hen a cherry tomato, it will befriend you for eternity. |
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