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Now you're just being silly. Hang your head in shame stick yer pet lip out.

 
  

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21:39 / 20.08.04
I'm number 46 in the all time posters here! I shouldn't be that high and i feel all sad and pathetic, or as the Mafia gang members say in GTA3: "PATHEDIC!!!"

Shall i go to sleep now and dream of Lady Brigit or should i blow things up on GTA3?

Love, harmony and light or "YA WANNA GET DEAD?!" "I FIND YOU.............I KILL YOU!"

Oh the pain, the pain. Barb huggles please!
 
 
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21:53 / 20.08.04
Oh no it's 64 and not 46 aswell!

Aaaarghhh................steak.

Dust.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:56 / 20.08.04
you're instead of your and I might huggle...
 
 
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22:00 / 20.08.04
You're.

Reaches out for Xoc huggles in classic moment of Barb breakdown sadness!
 
 
Ganesh
22:57 / 20.08.04
I too would huggle 'you're' - but the misapostrophed version merely fills me with rage. Change the thread title, and I will huggle you raw.
 
 
Mazarine
23:03 / 20.08.04
Is that all it takes to get in the midst of a Xoc-Ganesh sandwich? Hell, a lot of people have been trying way too hard.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:09 / 20.08.04
I think you have to get the spelling wrong first. It's a teacher/pupil thing.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
23:12 / 20.08.04
Does the incorrect usage of the word "your" when it should be "you're" really bother you that much? I don't understand... what about when he spells it with the more colloquial "yer"? What sort of sex does he get for correcting that one?
 
 
Ganesh
23:17 / 20.08.04
He gets admonishment sex - mildly SM but 'for your own good, boy'. He'll thank us later.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:26 / 20.08.04
I feel dirty. Although not as dirty as "criteria" for "criterion". That is awful.
 
 
Ganesh
23:30 / 20.08.04
Indeed. That earns you a three-finger fisting.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
23:31 / 20.08.04
"Criterion" always sounds to me like the name of a cheesy nightclub in the north east trying to sound sophisticated and geet posh, like.

The Criterion - Ladies get in free before 11.
 
 
w1rebaby
23:46 / 20.08.04
nyuuuuhhhh

your

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:50 / 20.08.04
Dude, at least Ganesh and Xoc were offering to sex other people up. Your just being selfish.
 
 
Ganesh
23:57 / 20.08.04
Indeedy. You're genitals - or even genital's - will not be getting a sexing-up from us.
 
 
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01:31 / 21.08.04
Hey i just wanted huggles!

Can't find the Lady Brigit either. I'm in one of those moments where i feel like just sitting down and wondering where the love is.

Ahhh fuckery. I need some fun or something, but it's 3:35 in the morning. Maybe i should make a roll, grab the last lager out of the fridge and go for a walk.
 
 
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01:39 / 21.08.04
Just read back through this thread and i've almost got tears in my eyes, you people are strange sometimes.

I love all your posts! *i had to*

Hey have you read Hunter S Thompson? He shortens it to 'yr' a lot. How does that yank 'you're' crank? 'Yer' always seems Scottish to me too.

"Yer pushin it laddie! Yer ganne get it! I'll see ta it that ye do!"
 
 
w1rebaby
01:40 / 21.08.04
nyuuuuaaaaaaar your
 
 
Alex's Grandma
02:15 / 21.08.04
" Further sleep was out of the question, so lighting a candle, I opened the door and went out in the gallery towards the stairs to my study, Nigger-Man following at my heels. Before we had reached the stone steps however, the cat darted ahead of me and vanished down the ancient flight. As I descended the stairs myself, I became suddenly aware of sounds in the great room below, sounds of a nature which could not be mistaken.
The oak-panelled walls were alive with rats, scampering and milling whilst Nigger-Nan was racing about with the fury of a baffled hunter. Reaching the bottom, I switched on the light, which did not this time cause the noise to subside. The rats continued their riot, stampeding with such force and distinctness that I could finally assign to their motions a definite direction. These creatures, in numbers apparently inexhaustible, were engaged in one stupendous migration from inconceivable heights to some depth conceivably or inconceivably below.
I now heard steps in the corridor... "
 
 
Mazarine
02:26 / 21.08.04
Now now, quotes without citations are also cause for shrew bites and discipline.
 
 
w1rebaby
02:28 / 21.08.04
Cracking name for a cat, I've always thought. If I hadn't called mine Paki-Bastard that would be my fave.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
02:59 / 21.08.04
It's from The Rats In The Wall by your friend and mine, HP Lovecraft.

So while I entirely see why I might deserve their company, for not acknowledging the source, if you could call the shrews off, man... that'd be good.

It's just... well there's just so many of them. I don't see how it's possible to make friends with them all. I'd get them a beer, but there are literally thousands, with ttheir red, beady eyes.
 
 
the cat's iao
03:20 / 21.08.04


You have ten seconds to correct your grammatical and/or typograpchical error...




(I stole Lord Morgue's bit!)
 
 
Mazarine
03:28 / 21.08.04
Heavens, that's the biggest shrew I've ever seen.
 
 
the cat's iao
03:44 / 21.08.04
Shrew?!

Heavens to Betsy...I thought someone said "giant killer robot with big fucking guns."

My mistake.
 
 
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03:52 / 21.08.04
Still no offers of huggles.

Now i have something though, i have, in front of me, fish, rice and beans with a slice of bread, and to my left, on my bed, a 2 litre tub of...wait.....'Choc mint chip flavour ice cream.'

FOOD HUGGLES.
 
 
Lord Morgue
04:09 / 21.08.04
How about using "adaption" instead of "adaptation"?
I think that at least calls for a dry-hump and a donkey punch.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:36 / 21.08.04
Four years of working in a bookshop taught me that there is nothing more hideous in all the world than the "word" TRIOLOGY.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
15:40 / 21.08.04
"There" for "their" is surely one of most rage-inducing grammatical errors.

And "I should of" really fucks me off.

Either should be rewarded by anal fistdeath.
 
 
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15:54 / 21.08.04
"I should of"

Hey i do this all the time! It's not an actual error though i don't think, well it's not seen as wrong here in Yorkshire as far as i know. Ya bloody punctual pimps.

So back off with yer anal, your not giving me that, their ya go.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:25 / 21.08.04
Yes, it is wrong, even in Yorkshire. Should have. Could have. These are the basic building blocks of the language you purport to speak. It's very simple grammar. How could "I could of" make any sense whatsoever?
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
16:31 / 21.08.04
And while I do take great pride in my timekeeping, and whilst we're being picky, didn't you mean to call us punctilious pimps?
 
 
w1rebaby
16:36 / 21.08.04
Bah. At least "thigh-eating pussy preachers" is grammatically correct.
 
 
Smoothly
16:37 / 21.08.04
We know you're a busy man, Haus, but if Eion paid you to give him grammar lessons, surely you could of an evening. Or I could of course.
 
 
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17:05 / 21.08.04
It's very simple grammar. How could "I could of" make any sense whatsoever?

Oh i don't know. I've had one hours sleep last night and it just doesn't look that wierd.

I'm thinking of how you 'say' it though. If i said to someone i could have in the way i say it, it would be 'i cud ov' the way i say it, so it doesn't look that different. (remember i'm from Hull, we speak pretty dull and slang if we aren't posh, or at least i'm sure it appears to people from other places that it's dull, or low, and slang.) I know i don't say i could have, so that's probably why.
 
  

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