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I challenge you to a DUEL.

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17:46 / 20.08.04

I challenge you, Barbelith Underpants, to a LEMON-EATING duel. I believe I can eat more lemons than you can. I propose Saturday, October 9th.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

17:59 / 20.08.04

My money's on you. Pantsyboy won't do it, I'm guessing.

18:02 / 20.08.04

Barbelith Underpants;

Are you just going to take that lying down ?

18:04 / 20.08.04

eat the lemon

18:15 / 20.08.04

I know a store that has lemons!

02:52 / 21.08.04

Are we talking skins and all, or just pulp?

03:00 / 21.08.04

COMA EL LIMÓN. USTED TIENE DIEZ SEGUNDOS A CONFORMARSE.

03:14 / 21.08.04

Lord Morgue, you're not helping.

This is about men, and lemons. These guys need to stay focused, y'know ?

03:31 / 21.08.04

And then again, I see your point, Lord Morgue.

It was always about the lemons, wasn't it ?

Tryphena Absent

03:48 / 21.08.04

03:55 / 21.08.04

A glove slap in a little old face will
Get you satisfaction.
Glove slap ba-a-beee ...
(Glove slap, baby)
Glove slap, baby, glove slap!
Glove slap, I don't take crap!
Glove slap, shut your big yap.

04:12 / 21.08.04

Well, they're starting off with the carrots with chilli peppers stuck in the end, but I'm sure that bucket is full of lemons.

04:27 / 21.08.04

04:50 / 21.08.04

I like Iron Maiden as well.

They saw the world as it really is, and weren't ashamed to say so, either.

04:58 / 21.08.04

You walk through the subway, his eyes burn a hole in your back,
A footstep behind you, he lunges prepared for attack.
Scream for mercy, he laughs as he's watching you bleed,
Killer behind you, his blood lust defies all his needs.

My innocent victims are slaughtered with wrath and despise,
The mocking religion of hatred that burns in the night.
I have no one, I'm bound to destroy all this greed,
A voice inside me compelling to satisfy me.

I can see what a knife's meant to be,
And you'll never know how I came to forsee, see, see.

My faith in believing is stronger than lifelines and ties,
With the glimmer of metal my moment is ready to strike.

Death call arises, a scream breaks the still of the night,
Another tomorrow, remember to walk in the light!
I have found you, and now there is no place to run,
Excitement shakes me, oh God help me what have I done?!
Oooh yeah, I've done it!
YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!

You walk through the subway, my eyes burn a hole in your back,
A footstep behind you, he lunges prepared for attack.
Scream for mercy, he laughs as he's watching you bleed,
Killer behind you, my blood lust defies all my needs.
Oooh look out, I'm coming for you!
Ahahahaha!

05:03 / 21.08.04

Oh i just Gooled it, i didn't know it was the Maiden.

[THREADROT]
Hey i just had a thought in my head, i was playing Vice City the other day (killed me when i had to give it back to my friend) and i heard i song on the rock channel on the radio and i just thought about it being by them so i Googled it and it is! It's called 2 minutes to midnight.

It rocks, no, it ROCKS. Racing around with that song on is cool as fuck, actually there's a Metallica song on there i think that's even crazier. 20 quid and i Will have that fucking game, then in october it's San Andreas! How the fuck will i ever get the Filth?

Actually that's gonna be the big decision of the day : Vice City or The Filth, IF i get enough money. Wheeleing down the street on a bike with METAL on the radio! Oh yes, i'm a PS2 geek and PROUD of it when it comes to something as good as that.

I'm gonna HATE myself one day for all these crazy posts, HATE myself.

Don't smile, it's meant to be SAD.
[/THREADROT]

Less searchable M0rd4nt

08:14 / 21.08.04

EAT THE LEMOOOOOON!!!

08:40 / 21.08.04

I can see it now, "The Juicer in St Lucia..."

Nightclub Dwight, bombia

15:15 / 21.08.04

Ha ha ha ha! I got you to call me "Barbelith Underpants"! I guess it's true what they say about girls from L.A.

Baby, I'm gonna eat your lemon like it's never been et before.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

15:30 / 21.08.04

Listen up, little man!

If you want to be the man, you have to beat the man. And Brother, you have NEVER beat The Man. I'm a jet flying, high styling, profiling, wheeling dealing, kiss stealing Best there is! You think you can take ME on? You'd better pack a lunch, because let me tell you something, whether you like it, or you don't like it, learn to love it, because it's the best thing going today!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!

Spyder Todd 2008

18:03 / 21.08.04

I want to be in a duel with someone! Who will duel me?

20:57 / 21.08.04

Man, you don't *ask* someone to duel you--that's,like, totally pussy.

You say, "Sahr, I do say sahr, I challenge you to a duel!"

And then you smack him in the face with one of these:

Geez, kids these days--don't even know the proper way to challenge someone to a duel...

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21:43 / 21.08.04

I'm starting a dueling society at my college. Three times a month we will have honorable dueling, where you get extra points for being noticeably more honorable than your opponent, and then the last week of the month we will have dirty dueling where points are awarded for insults and creative cheating. I love this idea.

Recognized weapons/styles:

Fencing, all styles
padded weapon sparring
hand to hand
super soaker
turkey curse certamen
more yet to be determined

00:14 / 22.08.04

G-thing-e: This just strikes me as a major mistake.

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03:39 / 22.08.04

We shall see. Can't be the worst mistake I've ever made.

(note: we have all the safety equipment and an experienced fencing coach.)

07:44 / 22.08.04

Even so, it's not hard to picture this getting totally out of hand. i would tend to avoid it, if I were you.

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13:33 / 22.08.04

I will give you first shot at telling me I told you so, should my fellow students run me through with a banana. But I'm irked. You lack the information necessary to give me such advice.

In fact, I think you insult my honor...

14:18 / 22.08.04

I once challenged Brendan Boyd to a duel with cardboard tubes at OzCon 2, but the big pussy pussied out. That's right, I was the original Cardboard Tube Samurai!

18:49 / 22.08.04

Alex That's A Bit Middle Class

gentlething entity

Two men enter. One man leave. Two men enter. One man leave. Two men enter. One man leave. Two men enter. One man leave.

05:26 / 23.08.04

Break a deal, face the wheel!

wembley can change in 28 days

05:50 / 23.08.04

Cat, there are four men in the room now. What happens next?

06:01 / 23.08.04

TAG TEAM!

pointless and uncalled for

09:01 / 23.08.04

Are you suggesting that people share lemons?

I may be violently ill.

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14:35 / 23.08.04

Four men enter! Some number leave after they have settled their differences with spoons! and lemons! BLOOD! YEARGH!

15:02 / 23.08.04

Gosh, what a mess, and not in a good way. Please, kids, remember your code duello! To avoid it getting out of hand. That’s what it’s for.

Or are you going with Irish Rules? That’s going to involve lots of fiddly negotiation by your seconds, in order that everyone can agree beforehand at which precise point honour will have been satisfied. In which case, you might want think *very* carefully about who you're nominating as your second. And indeed, about how important a quality you really consider cleverness to be, when all is said and done.

Either way, I believe since Qalyn has been challenged, the choice of weapons is now his. After that, I’m afraid I completely lost track of who was challenging who.

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