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Stupid Human Tricks

 
  

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Evil Scientist
12:06 / 26.04.07
That or I'm missing a clone.

Better go and check the vats.
 
 
Triplets
12:24 / 26.04.07
More an attribute than a trick, this, but I have no tummy-button.

For the South, trooper!
 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:25 / 26.04.07
I'm afraid navellessness (new word!) can only mean that God Himself made you out of clay. Which is fine - just don't let him nick any of your ribs.
 
 
Saint Keggers
20:04 / 29.04.07
More an attribute than a trick, this, but I have no tummy-button.

No worries, your head's probably on backwards.
 
 
Princess
20:36 / 29.04.07
Ok, I have this trick, but it's hard to explain. If you all just do it then you'll understand.

Ok.
1: Stick out both your arms in front of you.
2. Turn your palms outward.
3. Cross your arms so they form an x in front of you.
4. Grasp your hands together.

You should now have a sort of figure of eight caused by your arms. I can get my head through the half made from my hands. If you all try it then a few of you will probably be able to do it. Most can't.
 
 
astrojax69
00:25 / 30.04.07
snap! princess... i was coming to the end of this litany of the bizarre to try to describe how i can put my head between my arms, but it didn't sound exciting enough... i also have a nice photo of me somewhere in earnest conversation with my foot, resting beside my face from behind my back. we got on very well for a while, but i see him from a different angle these days.
 
 
Corey Waits
05:04 / 30.04.07
I have a sixth sense for speed cameras on the highway. As in, I know when one is looming.

Appears to only really work at night.

I also have a less-perfect sixth sense for RBTs, though if you're too drunk to be driving you're kind of fucked with them even if you know it's coming...
 
 
Mister Saturn
02:01 / 03.05.07
I always open the door at the exact time my drunk boyfriend straggles up the steps in the witching hours - don't ask me how I do it, but it's very funny to have him stare at you blearily for a second, then flip out, nearly falling down the steps.

I can vibrate my eyeballs and I'm in the process of making only ONE eyeball vibrate.

Oh and here is this trick I found - stick out your hands, and trying not to move your body/arms, make your hands go into a circle clockwise.

Make your head go anti-clockwise. Makes for an amusing show, especially when the person in question has one or two drinks over the limit...
 
  

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