Why that matthew perpetua, he thinks he's a crab. Well he's just a wall. Like those nasty FBI men and their misogynistic lyrics.
I think fluxblog would be so much better if it loved the islands. And how come he never posts anything by Peter Gabriel? That's illogical as they are the best band since Suicide Squad.
As the public face of barbelith, bringing the revolution to the masses it's his duty to evangelise the unsaved and unclean.
Never forget, Matthew, we OWN you. |