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My word, this is a great way to pass a dull Monday morning.
Citizen Kane:
I thought this was VERY VERY BORING. The only reason why I didn't turn it off was because I wanted to find out what he meant by saying "Rosebud".
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Citizen Kane was a real disappointment. Totally unoriginal plot, bad lighting, cheesy sets. Boring too. And gosh, what is with that Rose Bud thing? That was freaky!!! Woah dude!!! Anyway this movie was whack & mad boring cause you don't even see the dude porkin' the girl, and she isn't even really hot anyway. It was a bummer too that it was in black and white and all the guys looked the same cause they all wore suits. The music was all weird and whack, yo. I didn't like it. It didn't have a good beat or dance rhythm section. But it was mad sweet, the dude's crib, but he just be pacing around like, whassup? I thought to my self how could u be so rich & be so messed up, yo?
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What a waste of money! No widescreen, Dolby 5.1 Surround, and it's in black and white. In the scene in which Kane goes after political boss Jim W. Geddes, he just stops on the stair landing -- it would have been a lot cooler if he pushed him down the stairs.
There's very little action in this movie, just a lot of talk, talk, talk about Kane. There's sort of a plot, which is about finding out what "Rosebud" means. Then, at the end of the movie, you only find out it's his sled. Huh? I watched two hours of this tedious and pretentious nonsense to find out he misses his sled?
Save your hard-earned money, and watch "The Matrix: Reloaded" instead!
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this film is of decent quality, but falls far short of such classics as welcome to spring break. welcome to spring break has a fat man who screams "gators" for no apparent reason. citizen kane does not. also, it fails to feature wwf wrestler kane, an inexplicable omission given the title.
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2001: A Space Odyssey
The most sorry piece of "work" i had the misfortune of comming across. This movie is pure nonsense and simplest scenes take TOO long! i wasted 2 frikin hours. i was suprised to come here and see how most people here give it the best rating. you can go ahead and convince yourself that it is a "master piece"... yeh right. WE KNOW IT TAKES LONG TO DO THIS AND THAT, so why bore people with that nonsense. i have read many reviews and they all sound like religious buffs, they just have no clue. this movie does not have logic and thats why people are pondering forever. only a fool would ponder about nonsense. but they fail to recognise that and just try to be mister i-know-something-you-dont-know. when someone pukes on a stage people are going to call it art (like Dobel said in "Anything Else"). that is stupidity and deep down they know it well (or not). i think it takes a much greater man to not just go with the croud, but to judge with his own eyes. I speak my mind when asked, and i recognise rubish when i see it. i am normaly a decently nice guy but words cannot describe how much i hate this repulsive film.
the person that made this film is a very sick man. he is not well.
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Easily one of the most boring movies ever! It totally sucked! The first half hour of "human" apes; what a joke (wow. look how far we've come...yeah.) Don't even waste your time with this crap. Boo.
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This may very well be the most boring film I have ever seen. Well, to be fair, I have never actually seen the whole thing. I have attempted to watch it several times, but have never made it more than 30 minutes. As such, I have come to the conclusion that this is a film that people talk about to try and show how smart they are. When I ask people why it's so brilliant, they rarely give me any good reasons. They throw out phrases like "triple allegory" even though they have no idea what they mean.
To recap, this is a boring film that pretentious people discuss in hopes of showing how smart they are.
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This movie is about space and what people back then thought the year 2001 would be like. It makes no sense, it ruined my whole day, just seeing this movie! My dad suggested that I see it, so I went to see it with him, the only good thing about that was the theatre was old fashioned and had an organ player before the movie started and during the intermission. Don't waste your time or your money, it isn't worth it.
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Oh my Good! this movie is bad! It is the most boring movie i have ever seen! Don`t even think about watching it! |
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