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Someone watched Barbelith's "very own film" after using their word a day toilet paper...
I bought this movie at the recommendation of a friend, and was extremely regretful of doing so. This movie, in my opinion, was dreary, depressing, creepy, and downright lousy. I don't know how anyone, unless they are on drugs, could enjoy this film. This film puts nothing on your mind except depression and death. I personally prefer movies that show the true beauty of life, such as the recently released Big Fish. Finally, if you are not depressed, Donnie Darko will still surely cast a shadow of darkness and depression over your day.
Hmm. Depressing. Still not as harsh as:
This script is what would happen if Jessica Simpson took a philosophy class and wrote a script on what she thought the class meant.
Clearly, reviewers of 'Cyrano de Bergerac' have missed the point entirely. Three 1-stars complaining about the pan-and-scan format and then, whoosh, stright to the raves. Must do better.
Devotees of hating 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance' have the right idea:
Don't waste your time. Take a mindful walk instead.
This book to me was something if had the choice, I never would have read.
Those roaming pop-pscychology goon squards are a fucker, aren't they?
Leaving the last word to the voice of reason:
Dear Mr. Pisig,
...But, this is America, and there are free speech laws that prohibit me from burning and banning all of your books. But according to the AMERICAN CAPITALIST SYSTEM, I can buy out your publishing rights and make sure copies of your horrible story do not corrupt indelible minds.
It's quite obvious to me your plan, ROBERT. First, you try and emulate Ayn Rand by integrating a philosophy into a novel.
However, you fail to symbolize your philosophy into the characters and so you must rely on a more doggerel approach.
...Next, you realize that the slag you slap together just will not hold sales and make a fat enough check to pay all your bills. So in order to continue your lazy bum attitude of doing nothing but riding motorcycles in the country side, you decide to join the Welfare Capital of the World? Sweden.
Heck, you are not even creative enough to come up with our own philosophy like Rand has. You piece together some incoherent rant about philosophies that you read in college, and you think it's the greatest thing since Ayn Rand.
...Perhaps you are ashamed of the way that Soichiro Honda conquered the automotive world with nothing but introspection of his mistakes. Wait, thats something you advocate in your book. But wait, you're a socialist, I forget. I'm sorry.
Let me tell you something sonny, you are not Ayn Rand and will never amount to her greatness.
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