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Brigade du jour
00:19 / 29.07.04
Pierce Brosnan has quit playing James Bond, 'cos like they're messing him about and that.

So, assuming this isn't some cunning and subtle ruse to get Eon Productions to cough up some more dosh, who do you think should play the role next?

My vote, incidentally, is for Hugh Jackman.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:53 / 29.07.04
To be honest, after Die Another Day, I'd be quite happy for them to just give up altogether.

Otherwise... hmm, let me think... I'll get back to you...
 
 
Brigade du jour
02:36 / 29.07.04
I know what you mean, but I'm still hoping they'll introduce some story element whereby Bond realises the folly of his calling and actually join the villain du jour in his attempts to bring down western civilisation as we know it.

A little optimistic, I know ...
 
 
Benny the Ball
06:06 / 29.07.04
I read somewhere that they are doing Bond the early years with Orlando Bloom. Plus Clive Owen is always being banded around and now that he has featured in a big film the Bond bondsmen will probably like him more (what with Bond films now being relatively high budget affairs now, unless you are part of the crew natch).

I'd like to see a Golden Girls style comedy Bond, with Sean and Roger and Timothy and the Aussie all living together in a house share in South East London, times are hard and money is tight. Thank you for being a friend...
 
 
Loomis
07:01 / 29.07.04
That would be priceless. Episode 34: A burglar breaks into the apartment and the ex-Bonds fumble for their gadgets which they are no longer able to use properly. Hilarity ensues.

I wouldn't complain if they brought back Dalton. For my money he's the only Bond other than Connery who brought an appropriate gravitas to the role. Brosnan is a wet fish by comparison.
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:27 / 01.08.04
I really hope this turns out to be bollocks, but I just read in The Sun (not the world's most reliable newspaper) that Bond producers are talking very seriously to Eric Bana for the lead.

I like Eric Bana, Chopper's a fantastic film and that's largely down to him, but still ... I just can't see this.

Anyone chuffed at the news?
 
 
Benny the Ball
12:08 / 01.08.04
Broody and angry. If they make him more like the Special Forces bloke in Black Hawk Down could be okay. There's already been an Aussie Bond, and that film wasn't as bad as most people make it out to be. Brosnan has become a parady of himself. Sad fact is there seems to be a real shortage of decent actors of the right age to play Bond out there...
 
 
sleazenation
21:29 / 01.08.04
There always was a shortage of actors the right age, willing and able to take on the role... my preference would be clive owen - but that is mainly due to the fact that i've seen him in a suit. Brosnan is getting on a bit - but i'd still like to see him give a swansong performance as 007...
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
21:50 / 01.08.04
Brosnan's not become a parody by any stretch. His performance hasn't altered in any of his Bond movies - if anything's come close to parody, it's been the increasingly laboured films themselves.

Apparently The Bourne Supremacy has made significantly more cash so far than Die Another Day did in the same period of time. I think a rethink of the whole franchise is in order.

An interesting left field choice might be Colin Firth, you know. He's got the right look...



...and could probably be persuaded to beef up a little bit more. Plus Roger Moore's the only English Bond we've had to date, and it's about time we had another one, eye fink.

Failing that, there's always



who's certainly a pretty popular choice. Not so much of a pretty boy as Brosnan - if you want a brooding, darker Bond, Clive Owen could well be the man. Trouble is, I hear he's already refused to test, as has Hugh Jackman, according to rumour.

My own favourite silly choice, of course, is this gentleman:



...Peter Wingfield. I'm horribly biased, but I think he'd be good, and it's about time he got the recognition he deserves. Of course, he's a great actor, which isn't necessarily important for Bond.

On a similar theme, this guy...



...Adrian Paul - has tested for Bond before, and he's got the look, the physicality (serious martial arts/weapons expertbackground. He's been likened to a young Sean Connery and to Errol Flynn by his old swordmaster (who worked with Flynn), and he speaks several languages fluently. Although he's been uneven, over the years he's matured into a pretty decent actor, given the right set of circumstances, and like I said, decent ability is all you need to essay Bond. Plus he's already gathering steam as a serious contender... Top in a 'Next Bond?' poll by US magazine Parade recently, for example.

They could do worse...
 
 
sleazenation
22:18 / 01.08.04
adrian paul as in highlander the TV series... hmmmmmmmm while i can't see it i'm sure i would have been more dubious about brosnan had i ever seen remmington steel before goldeneye...
 
 
Benny the Ball
22:43 / 01.08.04
Brosnan the man has become a parody of himself, just read any interview with him. As for his Bond - well, personally I've only liked his portrayal in The World is Not Enough. Goldeneye tried to be too post modern, Tomorrow Never Dies was an embarrassment of over-explained acronyms and dumbed down rubbish, and Die Another Day was crap, entertaining crap, but crap.

Clive Owen would probably veer too close to Dalton's Bond, at least Brosnan is more physical in the role, anything's better than Roger Moore's lumbering Safari Suited beaten up in every film twat.
 
 
Jub
04:34 / 02.08.04
I heard it was going to be Julian McMahon. He is certainly good looking enough, but also has the I'm so dangerous I can kill you look. Perfect for Bond.
 
 
Mister Six, whom all the girls
13:10 / 02.08.04
Benny,

Your Golden Girls is all too funny. Especially considering that I came up with the same pitch for old Doctor Who stars. Only so many ideas in the ether, I guess. It works for both concepts, strangely enough.

Hasn't Clive Owen said on numerous occasions that he has no interest in playing Bond? And has Bana been announced as the new Bond? My mom just e-mailed me saying so... and she's like the 'Entertainment Magazine that Walked like a Human.'
 
 
Benny the Ball
13:33 / 02.08.04
Golden Girls template works with just about anyone.

My pitch (join in and imagine that you're stood before a fat cigar chomping producer) for new Bond;

The name and number are adopted by agents - hence the different styles of Bond's and M's and Felix Lighter's over the years, and also explains why he isn't just recognised by everyone. Someone is going back and killing the old agents - could start with Aussie or Roger coping a bullet. So you get all the Bond's back in it somehow if you want (could even have Bob Holness to be clever, clever).

I would have Patrick McGoohan as the villian, a bitter MI5 operator who is losing budget and wants to get the heat of the cold war back up, and someone young a vicious as the assasin that he has carrying out the murders. I would have Tim Roth as the new Bond, get him a bit grittier and nasty, and have a new Felix Lighter.

It's shit, but would be better than Tomorrow Never Dies.
 
 
Bed Head
13:52 / 02.08.04
So, isn't Rupert Everett in the running this time, then? Oh, that's a shame. He'd make a wonderful James Bond.
 
 
Benny the Ball
14:03 / 02.08.04
He's in the running with Leonardo Di Caprio, Jamie Redknapp and the bloke who plays Jack in Will and Grace...apparently.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
14:19 / 02.08.04
Cole from Charmed? Connor McCloud? Do people really think anyone would be that desperate?
 
 
Triplets
16:34 / 02.08.04
How about a female Bond? Choices?
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
19:58 / 02.08.04
Sinead O'Connor.
 
 
FinderWolf
20:38 / 02.08.04
Apparently Orlando Bloom is being considered (saw it in the news today) ....bleh, please God not him. He's a good actor but so not what I picture as Bond.
 
 
Benny the Ball
20:49 / 02.08.04
Hell, woolfy, he ain't even a good actor. Petulant man-child, worried about it not all being about him, bland, yes, but Bon, no way.

How about the guy from the Long Firm, dead eyes, dangerous, I think he'd be good. Bond is a cold killer, Brosnan only got that right half the time, and he added the physicality that had been lacking of late, so just add the right level of ruthlessness to this, and lose the need to have gadgets everywhere, and post modern asides to the audience and it might get Bond back on track.

Has anyone seen Bourne Supremacy yet? Is this the right track?
 
 
Seth
07:14 / 03.08.04
There can be only one Bond...



Avery Brooks.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
07:56 / 03.08.04
On the one hand the suggestion of Mark Strong (from The Long Firm) is a great one. But y'know, I'd much rather see Strong in a new, suitably nasty British spy thriller rather than shoehorned into a tuxedo.
 
 
Jub
08:02 / 03.08.04
I've been reliably informed that it's going to be Eric Bana.

I think Julian McMahon looks more the part myself. I don't want Hector being James Bond!
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
11:22 / 03.08.04
It's not Bana. From an australian newpaper site...

Bond link baffles Bana

03aug04

A BAFFLED Eric Bana says he has no idea where the "Bana for James Bond" rumour that swept the world over the weekend came from.

He rang his old mate Dave O'Neil for a chat about it on Sunday night, then popped up on his Nova brekky radio show yesterday.

Asked on Nova yesterday how the speculation started, Bana said: "I haven't got a bloody clue. It's kinda baffling to me.

"I've said, like, a million times I wouldn't do it. It's never, ever, ever been something we've had a discussion about."
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
11:35 / 03.08.04
'Insider scuttlebutt' (ie unsubstantiated tabloid rumour) has it that none of the movers and shakers behind a putative Bond 21 like Clive Owen. They're idiots, clearly.
 
 
_Boboss
11:37 / 03.08.04
think turning the dench character into an insane ukip supporter who plans to take out (maybe the euro)parliament and her own coup would be good. shoot the granny jimbo!
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
11:47 / 03.08.04
Oh, and Flyboy said "Cole from Charmed? Connor McCloud? Do people really think anyone would be that desperate?"

Frist of all, it was Duncan MacLeod, not 'Connor McCloud' - you're conflating the character from the movies with a mustachioed cowboy detective.

Secondly, you're conflating the actor with one of the parts they've played, which is a non-argument if ever I've heard one.

Thirdly, Julian McMahon was also one of two leads in Nip/Tuck, a highly-rated/reviewed serious TV show, which showcased a much more versatile acting performance than he demonstrated in Charmed - possibly because the latter isn't a serious drama, but a family-oriented and fantasy-based soap opera.

See, if you're gonna pick lame parts they've been involved in in order to put them down as likely candidates, then as sleazenation says, Pierce Brosnan was the lead in Remington Steele... also, I think you'll find that Robert De Niro played the bad guy in Bullwinkle & Rocky, Orson Welles is the bloke from those really pitiful commercials for whisky 20 years ago, and Flyboy's previous netname was an homage to an old George Morrison comic strip from 2000AD...
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:22 / 03.08.04
In a rational sense, you are of course right.

However, I would put a lot of money on Adrian Paul *not* being the new James Bond if I could find a booky who'd let me.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:23 / 03.08.04
Now, Dennis the Younger from 'Enders, he's be a good choice.
 
 
FinderWolf
15:22 / 03.08.04
Hugh Jackman was talked about some months ago when this story came up for the first time in Hollywood - he'd be ok, I guess. It's sad because the Bond films kinda suck for the most part these days anyway. I'd love to see a well-written Bond film with something happening characterization-wise.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
21:56 / 03.08.04
I think that was one of Pierce Brosnan's last media quotes before they put a stake through his heart.

And Fly, I'm sure you're right. I'm equally sure it was Paul's relatively-oversized and fanatical fanbase that queered the online polls he's won to date. Still, he'd be better than (for example) ORLANDO FUCKING ONE FACIAL EXPRESSION BLOOM.
 
 
Brigade du jour
11:07 / 04.08.04
Plus, Orlando Bloom's not sexy. Maybe it's just me, but I think Bond has 2 be convincingly sexy. People want to fuck him, it's an essential part of his character, it's why he gets away with so much nasty shit. The licence to kill is permission, but his overwhelming charisma is the mandate.

Then again, Roger Moore made seven Bond movies ...
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
06:36 / 05.08.04
It's got to be Halle Berry. Or maybe Rob Schneider.

I suspect that adult James Bond might go on hiatus for a bit if the teen James Bond books that Charlie 'Fast Show' Higson is writing are a goer. They've ignored continuity in the films so often that I think they should just go all the way and rip-off The Filth, James Bond as a parapersonality that gets injected into agents, bring back Tim Dalton as a Bond personality that goes rogue... "Anyone can be double-oh seven!"
 
 
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10:51 / 05.08.04
Eddie Izzard. He knows how to wield a pair of Jam Trousers.

Orson Wells was sherry, btw.
 
  

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