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pointless and uncalled for
12:54 / 15.07.04
Inspired by this article here, what is your most obscure crush?
 
 
Bear
12:59 / 15.07.04
There was some cartoon when I was younger about animal olypics, I remember having a bit of thing for the long distance running Cheetah.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:24 / 15.07.04
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but Charlotte Green, who reads the weather, the amusing quotes on "The News Quiz" and (oh God yes) sometimes even the Shipping Forecast (all on R4) has the sexiest voice known to humanity. I think I'm totally in love, other than the fact that I never want to know what she looks like cos it'd spoil it.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
13:29 / 15.07.04
I have a big crush on Jane Espenson. That's pretty damn obscure, right?
 
 
Cat Chant
13:33 / 15.07.04
The voice of the sexy female robot that Seven-Zark-Seven fancies in Battle of the Planets.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
13:43 / 15.07.04
Zette Sullivan from the final Trancers movie, Tracers 6, where she spends the whole movie doing an imitation of Tim Thomerson.

I think she's only been in one other movie, and it's shown VERY late on cable once in a while because it's soft-core porn.
 
 
Bed Head
13:48 / 15.07.04
I think Deva’s already won this thread.

But Dorelia McNeill, Augustus John’s long-term lover and muse, is really foxy. Oh, and the girl who played Quaint Irene in the 80s tv adaption of Mapp and Lucia. Which is pretty obscure.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:05 / 15.07.04
Oh, and my other long-term crush, which wasn't that obscure back in 1985 when it began... Rose McDowall of Strawberry Switchblade. Now provides guitar, vocals and occasionally drums for various industrial/goth bands. I tell you, no matter how good they may be, a Current 93 gig which DOESN'T include Rose singing "A Sadness Song" is NEVER gonna be among their best. (And once, at Union Chapel, she did the SS classic "Since Yesterday" herself, rather than letting Tibet cover it. If I'd died that night, I'd have been happy, even if I'd gone to hell.)
 
 
Ganesh
14:30 / 15.07.04
Buzz Lightyear.
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:35 / 15.07.04
Spike , no not from Buffy, from Degrassi
 
 
Sax
14:47 / 15.07.04
Ganesh.
 
 
No star here laces
15:33 / 15.07.04
Marge Simpson. She has a great ass, and I think she'd be FILTHY.
 
 
■
16:51 / 15.07.04
Doesn't count. Everyone fancies Marge.
Paige Turco from American Gothic. Now there's a damn fine obscure woman!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
18:15 / 15.07.04
Delia Derbyshire

 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
18:19 / 15.07.04
Patrick McGoohan



and, of course

Ultra Magnus

 
 
alas
18:30 / 15.07.04
Ray Suarez, who used to do Talk of the Nation on NPR, in the US. The voice!
 
 
Mazarine
18:37 / 15.07.04
Ralph Reed, former head of the Christian Coalition. I haven't seen photos of him lately, but oh, how I wanted to tie him up and do horribly filthy degrading things to him.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
19:53 / 15.07.04
This is so obscure I can't remember the details myself, but I was thinking about it on the train the other day anyway, so here goes. She was in a sitcom on BBC1 which went out around 8.00, 8.30 midweek in the early Eighties, playing a stripper, I think, in a show to do with two guys on the dole who spent most of their time sitting round in a washed-up London pub discussing philosophy, when not getting into the kind of trousers-down type scrapes that so typified the BBC's output at this time. It lasted six episodes, of which I watched all, and then nobody in this was ever seen or heard from again, as far as I know. So I don't honestly know why I thought of it really - I can't honestly say it was a Proustian moment, but if anyone could help...

Oh yeah, and Francesca Gonshaw from Allo Allo and Howards Way.

Along with Ken Masters, pretty clearly - let's face it, who didn't aspire to either be him, or have sex with him, the bald thick-lipped polo-necked yachting angry deck-shoed aspiritional sin-ugly venture capitalist ? Who you crossed at your peril ?

I think I even fancied Jan Howard, at the time.

That whole show was just a nuclear sex bomb, in those strange far off days.
 
 
Bear
20:23 / 15.07.04
You know I met that Francesca once, true story. She didn't speak like her character in Allo Allo which sucked.
 
 
trouser the trouserian
20:25 / 15.07.04
When I was 12, I had a definite thing for Fishboy
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:51 / 15.07.04
Bear, so what was she like ? And how did you meet her ? Anything would really be a major help - I'm starting to feel like those private detectives are just stringing me along, y'know ?
 
 
Mazarine
21:18 / 15.07.04
Apparently my obscure crush was also a consultant on W's presidential campaign, which makes me want to put a leash and a ball gag on him that much more. That little slut.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
21:43 / 15.07.04
The woman off the Canesten Oral advert and Shefali Oza.
 
 
■
21:57 / 15.07.04
Alex/Dave. That'd be Veronica Quilligan in Wilderness Road It was nearly 20 years ago. Take my advice, don't do looking for pictures, it'll do terrible things to your sex drive. (mind you, the same page that has her piccie also has a pic of Luisa Bradshaw-White, so you can't complain.)
 
 
Olulabelle
22:24 / 15.07.04
Isn't Luisa Bradshaw-White the girl from This Life who now plays a hard-faced career nurse in Casualty?

My obscure crush is Auron from Final Fantasy X. I've even dreamt about swinging his sword.

Hmmm.
 
 
Mazarine
23:56 / 15.07.04
Auron is pretty fine. I wouldn't mind being in a pixelated sandwich between him and Lulu.
 
 
Mike Modular
00:23 / 16.07.04
I was always partial to Quistis from FFVIII...



And yes to Delia Derbyshire too.
 
 
Triplets
00:31 / 16.07.04


Oh, and Stef from the Goonies.

Nyaah.
 
 
VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering
04:16 / 16.07.04
Kelli Dayton from the Sneaker Pimps

 
 
Jub
04:58 / 16.07.04
I just searched to find who was the girl in Educating Marmelade - who I had a bit of a thing for and it was the late Charlotte Coleman. Searching imdb reveals another crush - her real life sister Lisa Coleman who played Jude in Casualty (A-levels crush).

Throughout college and to this day, I have a crush on Susie Dent, the lovely word-smith on countdown.

The most dissapointed I ever was see what a crush looked like was Julie Covington who was Beth, the pastor's wife in War of the Worlds. She sounds a lot prettier!
 
 
Lord Morgue
10:06 / 16.07.04
Yeoman Colt from the pilot episode of Star Trek. The one with the "Strong female urges".
Janice from The Electric Mayhem (The band from The Muppet Show)
Nada from Get Crazy
Barney from Tank Girl
I don't consider Squirrel Girl to be obscure, but how about Nekra?
The robot waitress from the diner in Attack of the Clones.
Horridus from Freak Force. Hah, the issue where Dragon woke up and she was going down on him like a circus seal...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:14 / 16.07.04
Meem- I'll fight you AND Haus for Delia...

...and it's only occurred to me this morning, the dropship pilot in Ground Control II rocks my world. There's something about the way she says "Seeya later, losers... I'm crawling back to bed" after delivering your reinforcements that makes me melt. Which is obviously not a useful state to be in in the middle of a combat zone.
 
 
Bed Head
10:17 / 16.07.04
Buster Keaton’s girlfriend in Steamboat Bill Jnr.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
10:25 / 16.07.04
Ganesh and Patrick McGoohan are hardly obscure.

Infact there seem to be many people who have a crush on our Atkins-friendly elephant god.

I distinctly recall having a crush on the lovely moors-wondering red-head fom the Scottish Widows advert of the early nineties.

I also had a thing for Eowyn before the film (I swear they read my mind before the casting) although that may be far less obscure than I imagine.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:26 / 16.07.04
Milady from Dogtanian and the Three Muskahounds.
 
  

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