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My cat is such a fatass

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Goodness Gracious Meme

16:24 / 15.07.04

c'mon jefe, that was a challenge

Make with the sleepy schopie photos.

even writing 'sleepy schopie' is cuuuuuute

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

20:15 / 15.07.04

I've decided to combine several ideas in this thread into a single diet:

I will buy diet catfood but give him half the recommended amount, and give him catnip while releasing meerkat babies in the house for him to hunt and destroy. Once he has collected enough meerkat skulls I will fashion a collar for him and have him liposucked until he is the size of an adorable kitten (with a huge head).

He's got thumbs, you know. He can hold things. Weapons.

fidrich

20:55 / 15.07.04

Well, there's your answer then! Give him a sword and a pair of boots and have him go out into the world to earn his fortune. No one wants to employ a fat kitty, even one with thumbs and boots.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:09 / 16.07.04

A Barbelith animal forum would be ace- it could contain both cute widdle puppies and kitties as well as the speculative "horse on steroids versus gazelle with knuckledusters" animal fight threads.

Red Cross Iodized Salt

00:17 / 16.07.04

Fudgie doesn't win very many cuteness competitions, Cookiepuss on the other hand...

She also knows how to fetch.

Saint Keggers

00:18 / 16.07.04

My money's on the horse! Although a bear could kick both their asses!

Triplets

00:23 / 16.07.04

Sell him to a privately funded military-industrial black ops unit and have him surgically altered into an adorable and slim cyborg killing machine.

Triplets

00:24 / 16.07.04

Octopus with eight chainsaws VS Shark with ARMS.

OMG WHO WINS

Saint Keggers

00:33 / 16.07.04

Shark..chainsaws dont work underwater.
Lets get back to the fact cat before this threadrot hurts my chance at a political office.

Ethan Hawke

00:34 / 16.07.04

Fudgie? Cookiepuss? Are you dating Tom Carvel?

man, no one who didn't grow up in the tri-state area will understand that...

Saint Keggers

00:56 / 16.07.04

MMMM....soft icecream!!!

Goodness Gracious Meme

15:26 / 17.07.04

Jefe, do you mind if I 'borrow' Schopie for an lj icon?

gravitybitch

15:57 / 17.07.04

Something about that cute little doormouse is kinda creepy. Its head is way bigger than its ass... Is that normal?

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

15:50 / 28.10.05

Samson, the fatty that needed to lose weight, is still a great fat bastard. A year ago he started to lose weight when I moved a few times. I think the stress and the addition of a hyperactive kitten helped a lot, but now that I'm stable and the kitten is gone (sigh) he's gained all the weight back. Maybe more. He's achieved such a mass that he can't reach parts of his back with his tongue, so the skin on those areas is getting nasty. Poor fatty.

We used the Purina One Healthy Weight Management stuff.

Going to try this, smelly poo be damned.

Sekhmet

16:02 / 28.10.05

Fix him quick, before he becomes diabetic!

Sekhmet

16:04 / 28.10.05

In point of fact, nasty skin and fur is a side effect of diabetes, so it may be too late... does he drink lots of water?

Sorry, my cat just got diagnosed and now I'm concerned for all the world's kitties.

Cailín

17:30 / 28.10.05

My parents have a 25-pounder with the can't-quite-reach-the-back problem. He has to be brushed periodically to avoid matting - get yourself a decent cat brush. As for my own tubby little monster, the Iams Indoor Weight and Hairball Care seems to be helping - less swingy belly.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

17:31 / 28.10.05

Gah. Now I'm paranoid. That's it: tommorrow, I (and Sam) go to the cat doctor. I hope she's in. I think some vets take advantage of being able to set their own hours to my, my cat's, and their own detriment...

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