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How Was Your Date With Eminem?

 
  

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The Strobe
11:44 / 30.06.04
Surely, 'a deep emotional interest with webcams'?
 
 
Lord Morgue
08:56 / 02.07.04
He was all over me like a sticky little bunny rabbit- finally I just let him hump my leg while I read the Sunday Telegraph, and let me tell you, it was the first time I ever read the whole thing cover to cover.
 
 
the cat's iao
04:05 / 03.07.04
He tried to spank his monkey in front of me so I called the SPCA.
 
 
pomegranate
18:32 / 04.07.04
he's actually kinda shy when you get him alone, and he's a good kisser. the date was pretty good, until he tried to stick it in my butt.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
18:38 / 04.07.04
I'm not sure if I really want to know what "it" was.
 
 
Lord Morgue
10:51 / 05.07.04
The monkey.
 
 
Triplets
11:27 / 05.07.04
Koala and Prayingmantis win this thread. What can I say, anal sex jokes are HIL-ARIOUS.
 
 
Lord Morgue
11:34 / 05.07.04
See, it was a butt-monkey.
 
 
Lord Morgue
10:11 / 06.07.04
WHY I M WEASEL'S ANAL SEX JOKE BETTER THAN I R BABOON'S!?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:14 / 06.07.04
I think this thread is really down on Enimen, I mean he seems like a nice guy, perhaps we should be looking on the positive side- he's clearly searching hard for love, the amount of dating he's been doing! Give him a pat on the back!
 
 
Lord Morgue
13:30 / 06.07.04
(pout) Well, I had a monkey in my joke. Monkeys are comedy GOLD, I tell you!
 
  

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