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Press Release to PBS, BBC 4, and the National Enquirer from the Offices of the Arch Duke of the Termanian Islands:
As of today, the Termanian Islands declare all out war with any country that does not support, assist, or in any way allow to be buggered by that despicable worm, Von Kobra, who is our new favorite despot. For von Kobra is a great and evil man, and that makes him far more entertaining to be around him that fat ninny, the Pope. In fact, The Termanian islands officially declare war on the Vatican and specifically the Pope, unless von Kobra is appointed his position. He would make a good Pope. He’d look good in a pope hat particularly.
There will be no farther warning!!! Surrender to von Kobra’s alliance, or receive some very big boo-boos!!!!!!!!!
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The manufacturing of G.R.A.B.A.S.S.es has begun! (Our design and specs engineers have been working on modifications to include an Invisibility Field, EM Pulse Cannon, and a super soaker into the design). Also, we happen to have BOOM Tubes on loan from Apokalips, and those Apokalipsians do love a good bount with Armageddon. I figure we just BOOM a bunch of G.RA.B.A.S.S.es into the castle and parliament buildings, kill all the royal family and lackeys, then go on to torture the peasants! PEASANT TORTURE!!!!!!!! WHEEE!!!!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and the deal is on. Silverware is shiny.
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