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Ganesh

12:56 / 05.05.04

Dunno, but the male half was an utter tossbucket.

Sax

18:05 / 22.06.04

Kirstie and Phil are baa-a-aack!

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20:45 / 22.06.04

and making sure that even on a first-time buyers series, no-one can afford anything less than 100 grand.

However, I think all those Jan Ravens impressions have rubbed off on me and I now see Kirsty as an object of desire involving large 20 tog duvets, cottages and Agas.

Ganesh

20:56 / 22.06.04

I think she's more of a faintly 1950s quasi-dominatrix...

Goodness Gracious Meme

18:29 / 30.07.04

ahhh, just wanted to comment on the current C4 ad, which begins with a snippet of Kirsty saying something about being 'barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen'.

You can go barefoot in *my* kitchen anytime, love.

And then montages Kirsty 'n Phil shots with 'Just the two of us' accompanying it.

Ahhhh.

Ganesh

18:31 / 30.07.04

I don't really understand why Special K saying something along the lines of "Phil, have you ever gone with vibes?" constitutes a "low", though...

Sax

14:06 / 06.09.04

Anyone see the interview with top "dykon" Kirstie in the Observer magazine yesterday?

Yowza.

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:45 / 06.09.04

This one? Since the interview is fairly workmanlike, I take it from your "yowza" that there were some nice photos too?

Loomis

14:57 / 06.09.04

Is this for real, or did I stumble on the slash interview instead:

"a group of us danced around her in the dormitory, singing Hall and Oates' 'Rich Girl', while Kirstie went red with fury and indignation and, oh Lord, a sort of agonised pleasure, because she was always, always hungry for attention."

I can just see what comes next ... 'and then we made her wear red tights and boss us around' ...

This thing writes itself!

Ganesh

15:09 / 06.09.04

I think it's a fairly reasonable interview, with added 'I knew her as a schoolgirl' slashtastic insight. And Phil's described as an "ex-Marine"!

Phwoaarrr...

Ganesh

22:25 / 06.09.04

Office lesbian: "Were there pictures?" I have had to promise to bring my Observer magazine in to work...

Sax

06:35 / 07.09.04

She could have mine but it's full of, er, wallpaper paste.

Regrettable Juvenilia

07:04 / 07.09.04

Does anyone have both the magazine and a scanner? I'm asking on behalf of Ganesh's friend, you understand.

Ganesh

13:15 / 07.09.04

My diminutive offisapphic friend is now in rapt possession of my paper copy of the aforementioned interview. A keen sense of self-preservation precludes my trying to retrieve it for scanning purposes.

ONLY NICE THINGS

13:30 / 07.09.04

I got the Observer - dunno if I kept the magazine. Will have a look, if only to discover who this person is...

Loomis

18:39 / 07.09.04

So ... anyone watching tonight?

This guy must have been mega-rich, looking for a regency townhouse in Cheltenham on his own, with a budget of £450,000. And he wanted a basement for his gimp. Sorry, he wanted a basement flat to rent to his "friend". Ben and Steve don't live in Cheltenham do they?

And when they found a place for a hundred grand over? Oh, he could stretch almost that far. Fucksake.

Seeing Kirstie walking about a park in a trenchcoat made it all worthwhile though. What was she wearing underneath ...

Sax

19:22 / 07.09.04

Oi! I thought you didn't have a telly? Or have you sneaked a tiny portable into the flat and disappear into the bathroom for half an hour at eight o'clock on Thursdays..?

Loomis

20:31 / 07.09.04

Oh no I've been sprung! I confess it's true, but I must fall on my sword to spare Ariadne from any blame. I convinced her that we needed a tele so that I could watch the cricket. Freddie Flintoff over the net just isn't the same. I led her to believe that there would be plenty of cycling on but it was all lies.

And since we have the thing sitting in the corner, we just happened to flick it on and there was this show. First I was fascinated with my disgust at these property shows but then I became disgusted with my fascination, and it all grew from there.

Tryphena Absent

15:57 / 23.09.04

Hmmm, Beeny's fallen to bad hipster hair. Kirstie would never do that.

Did anyone else catch Property Ladder last night. That downstairs bathroom almost made me sick.

Benny the Ball

16:11 / 23.09.04

Mmmmmm, Beeny! She looked nice in the paper previewing it. Just caught the end where she hid her despair at the two dumbers quadrupal spiralling of costs very well.

Sax

12:36 / 18.01.06

Kirstie and Phil are ba-a-ack!!

Ariadne

15:40 / 18.01.06

ooh, when? Where?

Loomis

07:24 / 19.01.06

Cheers for the heads up Sax. A whole hour of Kirstie and Phil - it's been too long.

Ganesh

09:00 / 19.01.06

*gasp*

And Phil has a delightfully hairy chest! Hot tub action next week!

Sax

09:46 / 19.01.06

Kirstie's up the duff, you know, by her millionaire property developer boyfriend of two years.

I hope it's really Phil's. Or mine.

Loomis

10:14 / 19.01.06

Really? I was wondering about her comment about having problems with men flinging pillows off the bed. A somewhat out of character insight into her personal life.

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