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I Am Not In Love or Lust with Someone Unobtainable

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Grey Area

18:53 / 16.04.04

Although Johnny here has something to add:

Mazarine

19:15 / 16.04.04

1. Get a crush on someone who is obtainable.
2. Have sex with said person repeatedly.
3. Whine during sex about not being in love/lust with someone unobtainable. Every time, all the time.
4. Watch how quickly person from #1 becomes unobtainable.
5. Problem solved.

Logic, people. Come on.

Qalyn is hosted by Tripod? That's low, man.

fluid_state

22:28 / 16.04.04

I'm in a totally requited long-term relationship and it's TEARING. ME. APART.

Brother/Sister-thing, I feel your pain. Waking up next to someone who unconditionally adores me is hell on earth. I've taken to planting used condoms in her purse to foment a few relationship-hostile arguments, to no avail. Though for the record, I only go through her purse when I'm looking for her diary, which I read, then use, on the toilet. I've torn so many damn pages out of that thing, you'd think my ass was made of granite. I'm considering proposing to her, unless I take a suggestion from the last two pics posted and merely bludgeon the sweet love right out of her. I'm terribly vexed.

Baz Auckland

02:36 / 17.04.04

If she found used condoms in her purse, wouldn't she just wonder what she had been up to in those blacked-out moments?

Goodness Gracious Meme

02:37 / 17.04.04

I'm obviously going to have to lock this thread before the Boy Fly tries to edit his previous posts to make out that he was asking for help on behalf of a friend who, though a frequent poster on this board didn't want to bring it up themselves,

hmmmm. a 'friend', Flowers?

Qalyn is hosted by Tripod?

that's not what is says on the wall in the barbie-ladies...*

*sorry. late night UK comedy geekery. in no way a reflection on Qalyn. Hope that's entirely clear.

Char Aina

02:49 / 17.04.04

i promise i will never sleep with you, and i offer my services as an unobtainable focus for your adoration.
i have been working out, and have a eclectic line in specialist sexual techniques. i will NEVER share the secrets of my magical love making with you, and you may as well just give up hope right now. you are never going to be talented enough for me, and there is no way you are pretty enough to be even my trophy bitch. i wouldnt trust you to carry my shopping, let alone give me a lift home. i wouldnt waste the breath it takes to speak to you, even if i were bloated and dying of oxygen poisoning.
you wouldnt get into all the clubs i hang out in, and so it could never work. you wouldnt even be allowed to ogle me from afar, sipping your cheap american beer and scratching yourself excitedly as i bat away yet another unfeasibly attractive gnat trying to land on my crotch.

you can pay me through all the usual channels, just dont expect a receipt.

Krug

03:14 / 17.04.04

Get someone to have a crush on you. Tell 'em that you're not interested in that sort of thing but want to be friends and don't turn off the charm. Wait until they fall hopelessly for you. Then after a few months...
Fall madly in love with them. Soon they'll see how easy you are and they'll stop wanting you.

Rinse. Repeat.

Loomis

08:20 / 17.04.04

I blame it on the hip-hop Flyboy insists he likes. This would never have happened had he embraced the ever-crushable and ever-unobtainable Morrissey like any sensible person would.

Oh I want the one I can't have and it's driving me mad ...

It's not too late Flyboy. Give in to the Moz. You know you want to.

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:31 / 17.04.04

another dimension where FlyBoy can't get a date to save his life

We call that dimension "the 20th century".

Ganesh

14:37 / 17.04.04

Ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love, in love with someone, ever fallen in love, in love with someone you should've fallen in love with?

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