Damn...maybe too late, but re: the first caption:

"The first annual Easter Egg hunt was a washout after insurgents swapped all the eggs for rocks." was the official statement from the Oval Office this morning.

However, under subsequent pressure from the Senate Special Investigations Committee, some White House Security Officals are now claiming that the Bush Administation may have exaggerated or even invented the claim that there were eggs present in Iraq to begin with.

Grey Area

12:48 / 13.05.04

OK, this one was too good to pass up:

Grey Area

13:19 / 13.05.04

1. Rumsfeld resorts to gestures when referencing 'Our friendly neighbours in the East'.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

23:54 / 13.05.04

LA LA LA LA LA...I Can't see any prisoner abuse, I can't see any prisoner abuse!

Char Aina

01:50 / 14.05.04

its supposed to be a schooner?

XXII:X:II = XXX

05:44 / 14.05.04

"Wh... What do you mean President Bush is my mother? I've been fucking MY MOTHER??? EeeeeaaaaAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRrrrggghhllll...."

/+,

pointless and uncalled for

06:40 / 14.05.04

1. Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like:

a) Weapons of Mass Destruction to show up in Iraq
b) A UN resolution to allow me to beat the crap out of towelheads
c) No one to notice my complete and utter lack of ethics or concience.
d) That sexy little bitch Condaleeza Rice to give me a good hard ass-candling in the Oval office.

If you don't turn this up I'm nuking the North Pole.

Don

2. One day my intense mental powers will kick in and I will rule the world.

3. I'm sure there is someone on this shitty planet I haven't fucked over yet, if only I could remember who.

Smoothly

07:43 / 14.05.04

'Concern grows, and theories abound, as Rumsfield fails simple sobriety test.'

(I'm reining in my puns, lest they get cornea.)

Grey Area

10:46 / 08.06.04

Because I can't get my head together this morning, another picture for you to caption and thereby amuse all and sundry:

Tom Tit's Tot: A Girl!

20:23 / 08.06.04

"Hooligans prepared to kick over a dustbin in Shaftesbury, tonight..."

Singing: "We're the Hooligans!"

Spyder Todd 2008

20:45 / 08.06.04

Bush reveals new cabinet memebers.

Grey Area

21:35 / 20.06.04

Give this one your best shot:

1. 'Tempers flare over who gets to keep the breakfast bill for tax deduction purposes'

2. 'Tension builds during the recent Whitehall 'half full' vs 'half empty' debates.'

3. 'Tony was very cross with the Dulux salesman because the paint didn't match his sample.'

Char Aina

21:45 / 20.06.04

no, *you* stop pointing at *me*.

Brigade du jour

00:10 / 21.06.04

Blair: "Shit! I left my lightsabre at home!"
Frost: "Ah, then prepare to be defeated by my superior ... shit!"

Billuccho!

02:28 / 21.06.04

Blair: "Okay, good, good. Now the tricky part: insert finger into bumhole."

Saint Keggers

02:33 / 21.06.04

"No, YOU pull MY finger!"

the cat's iao

09:03 / 22.06.04

“Look, if you continue to insist that those encyclopedias are ‘just for show’ any longer...”

pointless and uncalled for

10:18 / 22.06.04

"It says right here in my rider, ten minutes of on air ass-candling."

iconoplast

08:18 / 23.06.04

Saw this and thought... "This needs a caption."

Grey Area

08:27 / 23.06.04

1. Klein demonstrates how small he really is.

2. Flummoxed politician discovers Harry Potter spells are really fiction.

3. Disturbing trend towards gangland-style gold jewelry and gesticulation uncovered in Canadian government circles.

pointless and uncalled for

08:33 / 23.06.04

Three babies, about this size, spit-roasted, with fries.

Grey Area

15:25 / 23.06.04

One for all the footie fans:

the cat's iao

20:25 / 23.06.04

For the Klein photo:

[evil voice]And I, emperor Klein, will personally take your health care and do this with it.[/evil voice]

pointless and uncalled for

07:22 / 24.06.04

".....and when I get you back to the sideline Sven is going to give you such a spanking you naughty little boy"

".....all the things he said, running though my head, this is not enough"

04:45 / 26.06.04

Metrosexual marriage legalised!

And they're OUT!

MONKEYS!

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