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Celebrity / Song shoe-horn game

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19:21 / 26.02.02

quote:Originally posted by The Planet of Sound:
'Gordon Brown, texture like sun, lays me down, in my mind he runs, with Tony Blair, with shiny hair, never a frown, with Gordon Brown.'

very good.

Regrettable Juvenilia

22:47 / 26.02.02

Is this cheating?

quote:bitchiekittie awaken the boy
Whiskey Priestess bi-sexual epoch
ZoCher self love in his mirrors

Jack Fear married into group sex
RRM celibate self-importance
Sauron failure is his own impotence

Rothkoid! Rizla!
Rothkoid! Rizla!
Lick my plums!
shortfatdyke!
Haus! Haus!
Deva! Deva!

autopilot childhood sweethearts
You and Runce, you see Grant in you
Tom Coates honeymoon, serenade the naked

Margin Walker you're all target now
Flame On withdrawn traces bye bye
Cholister alimony alimony

Rothkoid! Rizla!
Rothkoid! Rizla!
Lick my plums!
shortfatdyke!
Haus! Haus!
Deva! Deva!

Rothkoid! Rizla!
Rothkoid! Rizla!
Lick my plums!
shortfatdyke!
Haus! Haus!
Deva! Deva!

Rothkoid.

The original.

[ 27-02-2002: Message edited by: Flyboy ]

06:46 / 27.02.02

Splendid. The Barbelith Anthem.

Thanks for making me Yeltsin. I think I should have just stayed on the plane last night ...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

06:46 / 27.02.02

I read the news today Kilroy
About a lucky man who Michael Grade
And though the news Peter Blegvad
You know Rory McGrath
I saw Michael Ridpath

(and now the crap "Sir" Paul McCartney bit)

Got up! A. Stewart Head
Dragged a comb Adriam Zmed

and I think I should just stop now. Public masturbation may be one thing, but having a musical poo online is quite another.

06:46 / 27.02.02

These ALL rock mightily, even the cheaters. More! MORE!

06:46 / 27.02.02

You know that it would Betty Boo,
You know that I would Stephen Byers,
If I was to So Solid Crew,
Girl we couldn't get much higher.
Karen Brady light John Squire!

before anyone pulls me up on it, i fully admit to nicking karen brady from haus's "real slim shady"

13:50 / 27.02.02

quote:Originally posted by The Haus Red:
I'm waiting for Steve Cram,
26 dollars, Amy Tan,
Go to Lexington, 125,
You're sick and dirty,
Richie Neville out of 5ive...

that wins the big prize as far as I'm concerned.

14:04 / 27.02.02

I'm finding these really hard to do..

'bout the best I've come up with is:

"Oh it's such a Hakim Bey,
I’m glad I spent it, T’Pau
Oh it's such an East Bay Ray,
You just keep me Nelson Tong"

and that features a fictional character who's only a celebrity in my head, an obscure punk musician and a little known radical theorist..

14:47 / 27.02.02

Rizla:

"I'm finding these really hard to do.."

Just out of interest, has anyone developed a technique for doing this? I tend to pick a song, rather than a celebrity, and mumble promising lines (the verbal equivalent of squinting at something) in the hope that a similar sounding celeb name will suggest itself.

15:01 / 27.02.02

In the Bungle
The mighty Ted Cunkle
The Meg Ryan
sleeps Reg Dwight

A Robin Day
A Robin Day

15:53 / 27.02.02

Gold! (oh)
Oliver Reed in Bob Dole,
you’ve Rutger Hauer to Po,
You’re Rudy Huxtable.
Always believe in…

20:28 / 27.02.02

sleazenation to Captain Zoom
shortfatdyke to Captain Zoom
Tattoo Cholister and put odd jest on horn

Moominstoat to Captain Zoom
Commencing gridley, Flyboy's on
Tezcatlipoka and may Tom Coates be with you

(spoken)
yawn, Nick, H, Sauron, Sax, Flux, bear, Sweet, Jane, Buk, ZOOM!

This is Cherry Bomb to Captain Zoom
The Return of the Rothkoid
bitchiekittie wants to know whose suds you wear
Now it's time to Lick my plums, bitch, if you dare

"This is Captain Zoom to hana_bi
I'm Buttering my crumpets
And I'm floating in a Solitaire Rose way
And the stars look very E. Randy Dupre

Jack Fear
Am I sitting, Good Will Hurting
Far above Rage Rulez
Versus Storm of Blue
And there's matsya Haus can do

Though I'm past Persephone, alas
I'm feeling Saveloy
And I think my autopilot disengaged
Tell my wife I'm RobotManReformed, de Jade"

expressionless to Captain Zoom
You're panarchy, there's Johnson Chong
will it work wright, Captain Zoom?
stupid monkeys, Captain Zoom?
arthur_sudnam, Captain Zoom?
Can you....

"Here am I Floating with my Spider
I'm Grant Morrison
Mazarine is blue
And there's Ganesh v4.2."

[ 28-02-2002: Message edited by: ZoCher ]

02:27 / 28.02.02

Master of puppets is pulling Tom Green
Master
Master
Charlie Sheen's what I've been after
Master
Master
And his brother Emelio.

03:02 / 28.02.02

Sung to the tune of "Particle Man," by They Might Be Giants:

"Douglas Coupland, Douglas Coupland,
Doing the things a Gen-X-er can.
What's he like? It's not important.
Douglas Coupland.
Is he a genius, or is he a hack?
Is he already high before he smokes crack?
Nobody knows, Douglas Coupland."

08:54 / 28.02.02

Another skit on Bohemian Jennifer Jason Lee:

I see Sid Little, Steve Ovette and Manfred Mann
Barbara Bush
Ian Rush,
Henry Cooper Jill Dando,
Hunter, Richard Whitely,
Very, Pele, Brandon
Lee!
Galileo, Marti Pellow,
Simon Mayo, Tony Drago,

08:54 / 28.02.02

Livin’ in a box by Livin’ in a box

David Niven in Sam Fox,
I’m Shay Given in a Courtney Cox.

08:54 / 28.02.02

Friday night and the lights are low

Looking for a place to go

Friday night and Gwynneth Paltrow
Looking for a Russell Crowe

Hmm. 's not easy.

10:07 / 28.02.02

I know what you mean. This one took me ages:

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental
drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard
Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester
Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You
symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

Warrington Minge

16:09 / 28.02.02

Hey hey we're the monkees
and we've got Saddam Hussain!!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:08 / 28.02.02

There's a lady who's sure W.G.Sebald
And she's buying an Aneuryn Bevan
When she gets there Jim Rose
If Edgar Allan Poe
With a word she can William S. Burroughs

(okay, so the last one only works if you put on a really contrived accent, but... umm... but...)

pointless and uncalled for

10:54 / 01.03.02

Sax, that was fantastic, it's posts like that, that bring an end to the world as we know it.

11:52 / 01.03.02

quote:Originally posted by Warrington Minge:
Hey hey we're the monkees
and we've got Saddam Hussain!!

genius.

As REM once sang:

"Every Colonel Kurtz,
Every Ernie Wise"

12:34 / 01.03.02

Picture Will Self in a boat on a river,
With Frasier's Jane Leeves and the guys from Mogwai,
Someone's in nice shoes and a suit of gold lame,
It's ABC star Martin Fry.

First verse of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, innit.

[ 03-03-2002: Message edited by: E. Randy Dupre ]

Warrington Minge

17:42 / 17.11.02

'prince charming, prince charming
Rita Coolidge, nothing to be scared of'

Warrington Minge

15:58 / 23.11.02

This Wreckage I call me..
Would like to frame Max Boyce

Warrington Minge

15:58 / 23.11.02

Bright eyes...
burning Mike Myers.
Bright eyes...
how can you close Chris Payne...

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