Celebrity / Song shoe-horn game

13:58 / 22.02.02

An idea ripped off from another message board:

Take a song lyric, and shoe-horn in a celebrity name or names which sounds like the original (replaced) lyric.

Wha-?

Examples:

"Let's Face the music,
Anne Frank"

or

"There's a Staaaar man
Waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he knows he'd blow Ralph Fiennes"

or

Why do Pe- ters and Lee appear
Every time
Roy Kinnear?
Just like me
They long to be
Ceausescu...

Score points for larfs and number of names you can crow-bar in.

Get it? Good, time wasting, slack-jawed fun.

pointless and uncalled for

14:07 / 22.02.02

"Hit me baby one more time" - Britney Spears

My loneliness is Philbin* me.
I must confess, my Bill Bixby,(woo-ohh)
When I'm not Brit Hume**, I lose my mind
give me Divine***
Hit me baby, Gertrude Stein!

* Regis Philbin, host of "Who wants to be a millionaire"

** Brit Hume - conservative anchor on the FoxNews channel

*** Divine - Large Drag Queen from John Waters movies.

[ 22-02-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Todd ]

14:09 / 22.02.02

That is thoroughly fucking disturbed.

Section 8 in aisle three please.

14:10 / 22.02.02

I'm inordinately pleased with "Hit me baby, Gertrude Stein."

14:10 / 22.02.02

Todd> So you should be *massive applause*

Everyone: Probably a good idea, btw, to give song title where not completely obvious.

[ 22-02-2002: Message edited by: Saveloy ]

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

14:18 / 22.02.02

I'll annotate non-obvious celebrities for the trans-atlantic audience, too.

14:21 / 22.02.02

So I guess:

And I need you more than want you
And I want you for all time
But Rod Hull and Emu
Are still on the line

just isn't gonna cut it, then? (Ref- "Wichita Lineman", Glenn Campbell's definitive version OBVIOUSLY, and a guy with a scary sock puppet.)

10:53 / 25.02.02

Shit, this went down well, didn't it?

Anyway:

She loves you,
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

She loves you,
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

She loves you,
Jacques Derr-i-daaaa!

OR

"And with a love like that,
Foucault you should be gla-aaad!"

I'm bloody wasted on you lot, really I am.

deja_vroom

11:55 / 25.02.02

"I hope I die before I'm Bob Mould..."

Er... no.
What about...

"You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
Nusrat Fateh Ali-Khan..."

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

12:15 / 25.02.02

"Sorry Ms. Jackson,
But I am Vince Neil!
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize to Gregory Hines.

Sorry Ms. Jackson,
But Ryan O'Neal!
Never meant to make your Stephen Fry
I apologize a trillion times."

Mourne Kransky

13:34 / 25.02.02

to the tune of Happy Talk from South Pacific:

Happy Flyboy happy Saveloy
Talk about Haus you like to Sax
If you don't Captain Zoom
If you don't Cherry Bomb
Mordant gonna have a C@rnival...

Each and every one a bona fide Barbeceleb. I'll be singing that damned tune for the rest of the day now.

rizla mission

13:58 / 26.02.02

This is highly amusing, but I can't come up with one myself at the meoment.. gimmee time.

14:09 / 26.02.02

I'm waiting for Steve Cram,
26 dollars, Amy Tan,
Go to Lexington, 125,
You're sick and dirty,
Richie Neville out of 5ive...

14:12 / 26.02.02

Nice, especially use of the 5.

14:18 / 26.02.02

Rizla> maybe you could help me out with this:

I see a little Cybil Shepherd of a man,
Scaramouche! Scaramouche!*
Will you do the Frank Bruno?

*gotta be something that'll fit there...

or

What do you get when you Brian Clough?
A girl with a pin, to burst Glen Hoddle
etc

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

14:18 / 26.02.02

"Richard Wright's gone, way up to mars.
Ric Ocasek of the Cars.
I watched it for a Noah Wyle
I love to Don King on the TV"

14:19 / 26.02.02

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Saveloy:
Scaramouche! Scaramouche![QB]

"Clara Bow! Peter Tork!"?

Sax

14:21 / 26.02.02

One for the ladies. Ahem.

"Barbo No. 5"
(to the tune, of course, of Mambo No. 5)

Whiskey Priestess on the 'lith
Don't forget Lick My Plums, Bitch
Rosa's kicking up a ruckus
Bitchiekittie sure can cuss

Cherry, Carny, Kooky, that makes three
Persephone and Kali (where is she?)
A bit of Ariadne's what I like (

)
Not forgetting shortfatdyke

Take it away..!

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

14:22 / 26.02.02

In a hearse.

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:23 / 26.02.02

Sax, you've made me weep tears of pain.

14:23 / 26.02.02

Close your Micheal Nye,
Give me your Ebbe Sand
Captain Darling
Do you feel my heart Karon Keeting?
Do you Sir Chrsitopher Bland?

Do you feel the Corey Haim?
Am I only Jan Leeming?
Or is this burning an eternal Billy Zane?

Eloi Tsabaoth

14:28 / 26.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Saveloy:

Scaramouche! Scaramouche!*
Will you do the Frank Bruno?

'Connie Booth drinks vermouth
While we dig up Jill Dando...'

Sax

14:30 / 26.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Flyboy:
Sax, you've made me weep tears of pain.

quote:Originally posted by The Haus Red:
In a hearse.

Don't fret, I'm working on one for the boys.

14:31 / 26.02.02

quote:Originally posted by BizCo:

'Connie Booth drinks vermouth
While we dig up Jill Dando...'

[LAUGH] HE HE [/LAUGH]

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

14:33 / 26.02.02

"what goes on, Naomi Klein,
I think that I am Bobby Brown.
what goes on, Joseph Fiennes
I think that I am Krusty the Clown."

14:38 / 26.02.02

...Baby John Woo,
Elizabeth Shue,
You know it'll Bill Kenwright.

Eloi Tsabaoth

14:41 / 26.02.02

Evelyn Waugh, Huh! Ken Dodd y'all!
What is Elijah Wood for? Absolutely Neil Finn!

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

14:50 / 26.02.02

Frankies' "The Power of Love" (verse):

Ken Barlow of love,
Anne Rice from above
(Kid Creooole)
Papa! Nicoooole....

14:53 / 26.02.02

I'm Ian Brady, yes I'm Karen Brady,
All you other Bob Paileys are just Richard Madely,
So won't the real Dim Daley please stand up?

16:12 / 26.02.02

Enjoy the silence, firat verse:

Words Jack Pallance
Break Sir Iain Valance
Rin Tin Tin
Into my Chris Searle
Pierre Womé
Stuart Pearce Ian Wright Scott Dobie
Chris Eubank’s hand
Oh my Robert Earl

16:39 / 26.02.02

I think you made all those people up, Sauron! Surely, if an American doesn't know them, they can't be "celebrities."

19:06 / 26.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Sauron:
Enjoy the silence, firat verse:

Words Jack Pallance
Break Sir Iain Valance
Rin Tin Tin
Into my Chris Searle
Pierre Womé
Stuart Pearce Ian Wright Scott Dobie
Chris Eubank’s hand
Oh my Robert Earl

Pallance- The Cowboy, no other comment necessary.
Vallance- Usurped CEO of British Telecommunications plc.
Rin Tin TIn- A Dog. Fucking Famous.
Chris Searle- Used to present 'That's Life'. (Cunt).
Pierre Womé - Right Midfield - Cameroon (African Champions (That's soccer Septics))
Stuart Pearce, Ian Wright, Scott Dobie- other footballers
Eubank - Thlimpy the Betht middleweight boxer
Robert Earl- Owns Planet Hollywood

You lot- Twarts.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:17 / 26.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Sauron:
You lot- Twarts.

Hmm!
Thinks....
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I am rubber. You are glue. It rubs of me and it sticks to you x 10000000000000000 and no returns

The Planet of Sound

19:19 / 26.02.02

'Gordon Brown, texture like sun, lays me down, in my mind he runs, with Tony Blair, with shiny hair, never a frown, with Gordon Brown.'