The Relatively Early Shift - Man-eating elephants living in houses and such

12:01 / 06.04.04

Ahh... 20 toxic lucky strikes.. btw, Thomas Anderson just joined us..

12:13 / 06.04.04

ha .. yes noticed that too..

there is no barbelith..

have you seen Dog Soldiers? would swear an entire character was written in for that one bad joke! fun movie that.

12:26 / 06.04.04

Bad joke...? Dunno, I've heard far worse...:P

12:30 / 06.04.04

go on then tell us

Grey Area

12:34 / 06.04.04

A man walks into a fishmongers with a trout under his arm: "Do you have any fishcakes?" he asks the fishmonger.

"Yes, of course," comes the reply.

"Great," says the man, nodding at the trout, "It's his birthday."

12:34 / 06.04.04

Hmmmm. A bad joke...
Damn, you've put me on the spot now...

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

12:36 / 06.04.04

Ooooh, here we go:
Woman walks into a butcher's shop, asks the butcher:
"Excuse me, sir, have you got a sheep's head?"
Butcher replies:
"No, ma'am, it's just the way I part my hair."

12:39 / 06.04.04

* desperately tries not to hack everyone to pieces with Razor Sharp Bratwurst *

12:55 / 06.04.04

Here, von kobra, you can use my sword..

man those are bad jokes.

13:05 / 06.04.04

You call that a sword?
pulls out unfeasibly large sword
*This* is a sword!
slowly topples over
yaaaaaaargh...

14:28 / 06.04.04

Ha! you wouldnt know what a sword was if it jumped out from a bush and bit you in your pinkish ass! btw von Kobra.. mission accomplished?

07:54 / 07.04.04

Another Good Morning all.. tonight.. I experienced something fairly similar to heaven.. a modded Xbox.. coffee anyone?

08:01 / 07.04.04

Yaaaaargh...a modded Xbox...I'd trade all my doubloons fer that, even the chest o' fine spanish gold I buried on Skull Island. Aaaaaargh.
One of these days mya XBox will be both modded and equipped with an unfeasibly large hard drive. Not that I'd use it much; its primary function is as a jukebox/anti-stress device for my flatmate. Scurvy dawg that he is....yaaaargh.

08:03 / 07.04.04

Indeed. I just have to get myself one of those.. I think my life may depend on it.. well, not the social one..

08:10 / 07.04.04

Heh, it could very well be the death-knell for any social life...incidentally, XBox Music Mixer is a pretty neat piece of software that seems to have a built-in CDDB database for copying CDs to XBox (no painful typing out track titles!), and it also allows you to transfer music from PC to XBox, via an ethernet cable. It has some pretty visualisations, and it also does Karaoke - you can download songs with the words stripped out, but it also does a fairly decent job of masking the vocals on mp3s etc. Which may or may not counter the blow to your social life that the XBox would deal...

08:14 / 07.04.04

Well.. I would kill my social life before any of my friends used my Xbox for anything containing the word Karaoke or anything vaguely similar..

08:31 / 07.04.04

Nothin' wrong with karaoke, me bucko.
Well, not as such...
I used to enter karaoke competitions when I was a penniless student, and sing for beer...
breaks down in tears My dark secret is out...!
sobs in corner

08:33 / 07.04.04

Hehe.. maybe that, but my friends+beer+karaoke= bad bad bad..

08:54 / 07.04.04

What you need is karoke version of A Pirate's Life For Me + Rum + piratical paraphanalia. The perfect ingredients for a night of piratical fun! Yaaaargh!
Just another example of the pirate's superiority to the ninja - they know how to have *fun*! Yaaaaargh some more.

08:56 / 07.04.04

Nah.. Im sure theres some ninja compatible karaoke thingies around.. *makes a ninja-ish sound*

08:59 / 07.04.04

Yeah, well apart from Kung Fu Fighting, what other song would ninjas sing?

09:08 / 07.04.04

Lots of songs I tell ya! Like.. like.. the ninja song and stuff!

09:11 / 07.04.04

The ninja song, eh?
....Right.

09:13 / 07.04.04

Ehm.. thats right..

09:15 / 07.04.04

I don't believe I've heard that one. Could you sing it for me...?

09:44 / 07.04.04

Ok..

the ninja song

Hey ho Ninja go
Hey ho feel the flow
Does the ninja have to go?
No no no NO

Ninja go
Ninja go
Ninja go go go[flow]

Wheres the ninja at?
Oh my god is that a bat?
No you brat
No no no No

Ninja go
Ninja go
Ninja go go go[flow]

There, thats the first part..

09:50 / 07.04.04

Heh, sounds a bit like the Ninja Ramones...
On bass, Dee Dee Ninja! On guitar, Johnny Ninja! On drums, Marky Ninja! and on vocals, the one and only Joey Ninja!

09:52 / 07.04.04

Thats right.. the ninja ramones baby!

09:57 / 07.04.04

*sings* Sheena is a punk ninja, Sheena is a punk ninja, Sheena is a punk ninja nooooooow!

10:00 / 07.04.04

wee little ninja sitting in a tree,
watching out for pirates, see?
first comes a hack then comes a slash,
slice you down the middle from you head to your .. *