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The Relatively Early Shift - Man-eating elephants living in houses and such

 
  

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agvvv
09:58 / 05.04.04
So, choose your topic and make me smile.. or you can leave your clothes in a pile.. anyway, hot coffee coming through in a little while
 
 
Jack Denfeld
10:04 / 05.04.04
My topic is you reply to my fist thread a lil ways down in the conversation before you make me do something i dont wanna do.
 
 
Source
10:45 / 05.04.04
I like cheese.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
13:33 / 05.04.04
I don't know about man eating elephants, but my cat is running about the house, leaping from furnature and such, making me think that she got into my stash of coke. Too bad I don't HAVE a stash of coke, so she must just be spastic. I thought cats were nocturnal, but she's far perkier in the morning than I could ever be.
 
 
Source
14:06 / 05.04.04
Haha. How the fuck do you people come up with these long-assed names!?
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
14:08 / 05.04.04
I ain't never seen a man-eating elephant. I did see a man eating crocodile, though. It was me.
 
 
Smoothly
14:18 / 05.04.04
Anyone seen a man-eating tiger? You know, a real live one?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:20 / 05.04.04
Never seen a real live tiger.

And yes, I know, this makes my life pointless.
 
 
Ex
14:26 / 05.04.04
Does it have to have eaten a man? Or just be of a species known for its fondness for manflesh?
Because I've only seen tigers in captivity (and Longleat, which is like captivity only with more drizzle). And I know that tigers aren't always euthanised when they kill someone (which is as it should be, seeing as they've been kept in a shoe box and poked with brooms and should be entitled to act out a little). But they'd probably get a tranquiliser dart in the neck pretty fast, so would they have a chance to really munch down?

So I may have seen a man-killing tiger. But unless the staff were really slack ("Where's Bill?" "He went off to feed Cruncher, ooooh, must have been three days ago...") I doubt I'll have seen a real live man-eating tiger.

(But I do have a life. I have, you may be certain, seen the tiger.)
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
14:28 / 05.04.04
I remember at the zoo, once, I saw a real live tiger lunge ferociously at a small child.
There was a solid glass panel between them, though. But there was such venom, and hunger, in the tiger's eyes.
Absolutely beautiful.
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
14:34 / 05.04.04
I ate ostrich once.. in that food market place in London.. ummm.. somewhere near tower bridge.. I forget now..

but oh my yes.. ostrich burger, bed of lettuce with caramelised onions and cranberry sauce on ciabatta.. finger licking good.

(git yer head out a the sand an into mai bellai now!!)

I also used to have a pet mouse. gorgeous little thing. orangy colour with pink eyes. had great fun when I brought him into college a few times. (tended to send my girly class mates running -wusses the lot a them)
 
 
charrellz
14:36 / 05.04.04
I remember at the zoo, once, I saw a real live tiger lunge ferociously at a small child.

Wow. I guess the tiger at my zoo is just lazy. All I've seen it do is get really pissed at a ball they gave it. It tried to bite it, but it was too big, so it got even angrier, and then just kinda walked off. Impressive how much self-control tigers can have...
 
 
agvvv
14:37 / 05.04.04
What was his name?
 
 
agvvv
14:40 / 05.04.04
Wow.. my dog is making strange noises.. I think I`ll have to take him for a walk, something I would certainly not do if he was a man-eating elephant.. or dog.. Hes just a pesky goldien retriever.. oh well.. I had a bear once..
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
14:45 / 05.04.04
You had a bear? what like a real bear ? oh,, teddy bear right?

(don't know if you're asking me but, the mouse was called cuddles .I didn't name him. he was a gift from the kid I used to baby-sit for before she moved to africa. usual gift but she was an unusual kid! funny thing was I didn't know tha was what was in the gift box and I'd carted it round with me all day before opening it on the bus on the way home and freaking out all the passengers!)
 
 
agvvv
14:51 / 05.04.04
No bear. I lied. I tend to do that sometimes. I still wish I had a bear though.. brown.. name: Bob the Bear..
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
14:55 / 05.04.04
You lied?! but people never lie on the net! its the home of truth and justice and the superinternethighway!

*falls to knees in disillusioned confusion*

why...?

why...?
 
 
agvvv
15:00 / 05.04.04
Im sorry. Ofcourse I didn`t lie. I was joking. And joking is allowed. Besides, my dog vaguely resembles a bear if you poke out your left eye with somekind of household object or whatnot.. feel better now?
 
 
Ex
15:02 / 05.04.04
No. My eye hurts.
 
 
gingerbop
15:04 / 05.04.04
I once tried to die my hair like a tiger, but made the mistake of letting a different person do each side. One of them dropped a big black blob onto the middle of my head, and my stripes were ruined, and was forced to do the whole lot black, which made a lot of my hair fall out, which was most unpleasant.

But I passed Great Pye Street today. It didn't make my hair fall out so much.
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
15:07 / 05.04.04
the great bop of ginger is right.. let us all go find streets of Pye!

hummmmmmmmmmble pie.. yummm
 
 
agvvv
15:09 / 05.04.04
You didnt really poke your eye out, did you Ex? jeezezz.. you know you cant see my dog from your apartment..
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:13 / 05.04.04
the mouse was called cuddles

I knew a guy with a Rottweiler called Cuddles... (true!)
 
 
agvvv
15:19 / 05.04.04
I always wanted a Rottweiler.. what do you think Stoatie, bear named Bob or Rottweiler named Cuddles?
 
 
Char Aina
15:31 / 05.04.04
go with rottweiler.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY PARTY TODAY AND I AM EXCITED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL WHO JUST BOUGHT GLENEAGLES EQUESTRIAN CENTRE ON HER DADDY'S BLACK AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD! WHILE HIGH! ON PCP!

ahem.

i am also listening to loud-loud music and generally rocking out.
 
 
agvvv
15:36 / 05.04.04
BIRTHDAY!!! WOW! We have to have a barbeparty.. with.. with.. pie! and bears and rottweilers and pirates and ninjas and vikings and puppies and big fluffy kittens that smells like perfume and people who dress weird and elephants and pirates and ninjas and.. and.. huggles.. and.. yeah.. seriously.. how old are you?
 
 
Ex
15:36 / 05.04.04
you know you cant see my dog from your apartment..

Dude, now I can't see your dog from f*&cking three foot away from your c%cking dog...

I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm so suggestible. Probably just unsettled and seeking instruction because Flyboy hasn't judedged me yet.
 
 
agvvv
15:43 / 05.04.04
oh well then.. its quite okay..
 
 
Char Aina
15:47 / 05.04.04
too old.
there is a gathering thread dealing with my meatspace party frantics.

we bowl at nightfall!
 
 
agvvv
15:54 / 05.04.04
Damn it.. why oh why do I live in norway?! oh well.. happy birthday!
 
 
agvvv
10:19 / 06.04.04
Good morning all.. the weather here sucks..
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
10:41 / 06.04.04
The weather here varies between windy, sunny, drizzly and cold, quite often a diabolical combination of the four. Bleurgh.
 
 
Grey Area
10:50 / 06.04.04
In the last two hours we have had drizzle, sunshine, torrential downpour, sunshine, hail, sunshine...now it's overcast. Odds are 4 to 1 that we'll have snow before 2pm. Odds on a tornado making a cameo appearance are 5 to 1. Books are open 'till 3.
 
 
agvvv
11:07 / 06.04.04
Ahh.. now its raining.. And Im all out of fags.. heading out in the rain then..
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
11:08 / 06.04.04
and the reason your (CloudnGrey) weather is so similar? your in the same country.. emerald my ass.. more like the vary-wildy isle if you ask me!

which you didn't.. so I'll just hide in my corner now.
 
  

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