GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON TO LET JAMIROQUAI LIVE.

Scrubb is on a downward spiral

21:49 / 03.04.04

Word out.

22:00 / 03.04.04

What about the pigs? When do they get their curly fun?

Or, perchance, will they be in charge of the choons, smoothly mixing between NoW and Morcheeba?

The Knights Templar Boogie Machine

22:51 / 03.04.04

Actually, upon meditation and contemplation i realised that jay kay is actually a being of higher intelligence, and who am i exactly to question the trajectory of his wonderful pop music career destiny?
I have destroyed all my john cage records and now seek solace within the wonderful womb of corporate music purgatory.....Ahhh, i can feel the opiate warmth now setting in nicely...
Now what was that simply red album i forgot to buy called?

10:35 / 04.04.04

fuck, morcheeba.

if there were ever a more bland and uninteresting group with so many fans, i dont know them.
SO irritating, with her 'oh so soft and precious' voice lilting above pedestrian beats that sound like they were written by a team of so-so session musicians for a TeeVee show in which the main character "SO smokes a lot of weed" and has their own nightclub where all their friends SO always get in and you can SO wear whatever shoes you like because they are SO nice.

set in north london.

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

10:49 / 04.04.04

and exactly how is jay kay keeping the stevie wonder sound alive?
for one stevie is still alive.
and almost every jay kay song sounds so similar that it is impossible to tell whether he even uses a different photocopier to write them.

he is not interesting or original, and if he didnt dance, we wouldnt even know who he was.

10:50 / 04.04.04

What about the fucking Black Eyed Peas, what a load of ols shite. These twats are like the ocean colour scene of hip hop. I mean for cry eye, you might as well listen to fucking M People in your ford mondeo whilst cruising down the M25 on your way to a team building with your good old buddies at American Express.

O.K everyone now we're sitting in the woods, naked, with our faces painted, making fires and touching scrote, let's see if we can incorporate what we've learned this weekend into being the best we can be in the workplace. Oh and remember to pick up your free Black Eyed Peas Cd when you go.

Fucking chavs

Goodness Gracious Meme

13:16 / 04.04.04

character "SO smokes a lot of weed" and has their own nightclub where all their friends SO always get in and you can SO wear whatever shoes you like because they are SO nice.

Naaa, set it in Brighton, you save money can use Harrison and Celebrity and me and Runce and Fraely and and and...

We're SO nice.

Goodness Gracious Meme

13:17 / 04.04.04

well, most of us. god I hate the word 'chavs'.

13:31 / 04.04.04

speaking of chavs, that man from 'the streets' seems to be getting off awfully lightly hereabouts.

blukachina

14:28 / 04.04.04

Give him the curly treats. And remember to pull his teeth as that is the only part of the human anatomy which hogs cannot digest.

16:16 / 04.04.04

Beatings for all! Someone find me the Lighthouse Family, so I can hand out a sorely-awaited drubbing!

17:46 / 04.04.04

are the brighton lithers like morcheeba?
fuck, i was gonnae try to come find youse at some point as well.

you aren't really that nice, are you?

like, you still swear and stuff? and you'd smoke in front of your mum, right? i was gonnae invite youse to the hobgoblin some day, but not if you'll just embarass me...

17:48 / 04.04.04

i want to beat the lighthouse family to death with silk pillows filled with down and candy floss; killing them softly with soft things like they done my brain.

18:23 / 04.04.04

Is it possible to be embarassed in the Hobgoblin?

Death from above, reigning down on Norah Jones! Mad, Mental, Crazy!

19:03 / 04.04.04

toksik is totally one of the best of all blithers.

and then he says the hobgoblin. you should let us take you somewhere good.

Loomis

19:08 / 04.04.04

Morcheeba should be pressed like flowers between the pages of a rhyming dictionary to spend the rest of eternity doing pennance for this crime:

You and me
we're meant to be
Walking free
in harmony
One fine day
we'll fly away
Don't you know that Rome wasn't built in a day.
Hey hey hey.

And now I have to go and delete the history from my computer so there is no record of me looking up those lyrics to make sure I had them right. Cleanse and purge.

19:14 / 04.04.04

see, now, see... i like rockmusick and all its associated men and women.
has it come to this, that the metal is not welcome in brighton? you already sent the rock clubbing to hove, is the pubbing going too?

dinnae ghetto mah mettow, ya bas!

19:22 / 04.04.04

that mor*****a lyric brought me back... unimaginitive smoke sessions at homes belonging to people with no taste or decision making capabilities...

"hey, dude, you wanna listen to massive attack or morcheeba?"

i did once write a song full of the try, sky, fly, high, eye, my, bye, etc rhymes, but it was a pisstake. when i was seventeen. and it only used words that ryhme with sky. y'know, like force feeding the cliche to you until you puke and then, realising that you quite like regurgitated crap, eat it again.
i should look that out, actually.

19:46 / 04.04.04

My friend Ashley hates Bono so much, that the only way he could summate this bile was to record an absolutely faithful cover of 'With or Without you' complete with soaring ultra-earnest vocal wailings. It is, needless to say, fucking fantastic.

20:08 / 04.04.04

he should start doing it at gigs. he could start it off by telling people he is better than bono, and then challenge bono to faithfully cover one of his songs once he's done.

it'd be a thing, and with luck could catapault your friend to fame. bad-guy wrestler fame.

is there a better kind?

Goodness Gracious Meme

23:43 / 04.04.04

That's a beautiful thought, Toksik. It Must Come To Pass.

And I wish i could get that 'ashbono' image out of my head. argh.

Actually, *I* quite like the Hobgoblin, I always have funny conversations in there...

10:29 / 05.04.04

well yeah, i've only been there once to my memory (hard rockin bastard that i am, more social then jo whiley me), and it was perfectly nice.

no need to let the truth get in the way of being a twat tho is there?

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

15:38 / 05.04.04

Indeed.

Bad Boy Wrestler fame? I like the sound of that.

Spaniel

15:51 / 05.04.04

I want to smash the Lighthouse family's lead singer in the face.

And then I want to kiss it.

And then I want to smash it again.

And then I want to kiss it.

And then I want to smash it again.

And so on until my mouth is full of his pulpy blood and his face is no more.

Then I want to celebrate love.

17:33 / 06.04.04

Rat Face, from Faithless, now there's a little fucker who needs a leather bag with hungry vermin in it tied over his head after it's been smothered in pheromones and blood and stuff.

Cunt.

I'm off to the untamed hate and anger thread.

13:41 / 07.04.04

man, i almost forgot to say...
jay kay stole my camera.
i was at a festival, and made the mistake of pointing it in the general direction of his majesty, and was then accosted by security. now, i am a fucking awesome photographer, sure, but i was hardly going to sell some grainy over lit shite to anyone, was i? and there were no notices anywhere i saw that said anything about not having a camera.

but yeah.
fascist prick owns the very light in melbourne when he visits, apparently. not enough ferraris in his garage, he needs to protect his image and fortune from evil backpackers. he also has the rights to destroy the pictures of my friends that the head monkey ruined when he pulled the spool out, it seems.

i would love to sew a feral cat into his anus, but it would be too cruel to the feline. perhaps one that had mauled a toddler and been featured on the news.

Sax

14:15 / 07.04.04

You know Jay Kay's just been attacked, don't you?

Oh, you people are for it now. The police are gonna come a-knockin' any minute. The site'll get closed down. Hope you're all happy.

Poor bastard never did anyone any harm.

14:27 / 07.04.04

did you miss my tale of woe?

he stole my film!
it was a one-of-a-kind-had-my-drunken-mates-on-it kinda deal, never to to be found again!

the fact that he made a lackey do it makes it worse.

i hope he went down, and broke, like a sack of glass.

14:40 / 07.04.04

me arse that link's from two years ago! there's telly footage of it and everything. baby-sized cunt picks on the tiniest of a gaggle of paparrazzi and squares up to him for 'looking at his jag'. papparrazzo puts up with this for a minute or two, then just decides 'fuck it' and nuts him. tiny jammy looks stunned and bloodied for a few seconds before a lackey 'holds him back', wee jam doing classic 'you're lucky this bloke's holding me back else i'd finish yer' moves, before being picked up and placed back in his jag. papparrazzo looks quite bemused as everyone nearby pats him on the back.

tv gold. absolutely the most entertaining few minutes of vid footage ever.

8===>Q: alyn

14:40 / 07.04.04

Every time you diss Jamiroquai
You make the baby Jesus cry

15:08 / 07.04.04

And a fairy dies.

gridley

15:34 / 07.04.04

they took your whole camera? not just the film? did you report it to the police?

15:37 / 07.04.04

yeah, and i eventually did get it back, without the film in it. or the one in the bag.