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GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON TO LET JAMIROQUAI LIVE.

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Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

15:27 / 02.04.04

I'm considering kidknapping Jay Kay, removing his balls & feeding them to him in an attempt to block his vocal chords, just before i let a hoard of horny pigs go to town on him with thier curly treats.

Any reason why I shouldn't?

Seth

15:40 / 02.04.04

No reason at all. If you could take out the Red Hot Chilli Peppers while you're at it then you're due for a Knighthood.

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

15:44 / 02.04.04

* Gleaming Type-XII U-Boat breaks surface, its incredibly experimental Denim Alloy surface gleaming in the COLD MORNING SUN *

I can give you a lift, if you want.

We could feed him to the man-raping Penguins of the Upper Estonian Peninsula.

40%

15:46 / 02.04.04

No reason at all. If you could take out the Red Hot Chilli Peppers while you're at it then you're due for a Knighthood.

And if you can add Moby to that list, you will be emperor.

agvvv

15:49 / 02.04.04

And, to make you Ultimate Being, add Simply Red..

40%

16:00 / 02.04.04

Aw, Simply Red aren't that bad. At least they're not bothering anyone, unlike the others.

Grey Area

16:01 / 02.04.04

And for a nice shiny happy-face button to wear on your lapel as you rule us all, take out Britney Spears (and I don't mean for dinner and movie!)

agvvv

16:09 / 02.04.04

Believe me, they are.. I seem to be going into some sort of compulsive "screaming-at-the-radio-even-though-you-know-you- can-just-turn-the-freakin-thing-of-you-just-wont-eventually- you-smash-your-head-against-a-concrete-wall-just-to-release-all-the- tension!"state.. I have considered the possibility that this is just me though..

agvvv

16:18 / 02.04.04

On a more serious boat.. Im drunk.. Have you seen Von Kobra around? Im thinking about catching a ride in his U-boat..

The Natural Way

16:25 / 02.04.04

Knowing Harrison, he won't have the teensiest problem chucking the rest of those fools into the death-mix.

gridley

16:25 / 02.04.04

I'm guessing they overplay them a bit over there, eh?

Well, here's my reason. Jamiroquai is keeping the Stevie Wonder sound alive and thats something I'd like to see keep happening.

agvvv

16:31 / 02.04.04

yeah.. you could probably say that.. overplaying I mean.. I just wish that someday, maybe they could stop.. just for an hour or so, so I can calm down and have a few beers.. But noooo, they wont leave me alone.. Never! Im not angry anymore .. Im just.. numb.. comfortably actually..

HCE

17:03 / 02.04.04

Ack! I don't want the Stevie Wonder 'sound', I want Stevie Wonder.

Bed Head

17:14 / 02.04.04

Oh, I like Jay Kay, he’s what I want a pop star to be. He’s thin and loaded and fancies himself and drives flash cars and lives in a country mansion and acts like an evil cock in public and probably an even nastier cock in private. It’s a classic 60s-era popstar lifestyle thing. Jay Kay is the new Jagger. With thinner lips.

I mean, I don’t actually listen to Jamiroquai, like I don’t listen to Westlife or Simply Red. The music is more avoidable than their faces are, so if I have to look at a popstar, I’d rather it was a thin one. Westlife are fat. Mick Hucknall is fat and ugly. They’re first in line for the chop.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

17:30 / 02.04.04

Jamiroquai is keeping the Stevie Wonder sound alive and thats something I'd like to see keep happening.

That's like saying Oasis should be spared a long, painful, painful, painful, oh! so painful death cos they're keeping the Beatles sound alive.

No. Jay Kay is pissing on the corpse of a man who's not even dead yet. A blind man at that. What a fucker.

Next you'll be telling me Kravitz isn't gonna be answering to Hendrix in the afterlife...

gridley

17:48 / 02.04.04

Yeah, but there's tons of people following in the footsteps of the Beatles and Hendrix. How many performers honestly remind you of Stevie Wonder? Precious few that I know of.

Ganesh

17:56 / 02.04.04

Umm... other than 'these are musicians and their "crime" is, essentially, making music you don't happen to like - as opposed to gratuitously invading Iraq, say, or killing numerous Palestinians or imposing penury on much of the world', no, I don't have any significant objection.

Bed Head

17:58 / 02.04.04

See, I like Lenny Kravitz too, and I like Liam Gallagher. You just gotta keep the sound turned down.

Sobek

21:08 / 02.04.04

I vaguely remember that guy. I never knew that he came out with a second song.

Goodness Gracious Meme

21:25 / 02.04.04

Oh 'nesh. Like you've never worshipped/loathed a musician to a ludicrous degree ever.

I think it's unlikely that anything we say is going to stop Harry from doing this.

Ze's just playing with us. Keep an eye on the headlines...

And Jay Kay has fuck all to do with Stevie Wonder. Yuck. Perhaps, Harry, you should get Stevie to help you?

_pin

21:32 / 02.04.04

Shouldn't we just let these people live out their miserable shitsack existences? Later, all their press clippings and credit card bills can be collected and published under the title Scumfucks: A Warning from History.

Alex's Grandma

21:40 / 02.04.04

In defence of Jay Kay, perhaps his continuing existence keeps Denise Van Outen wracked with self-loathing ? There aren't any others that spring immediately to mind, but that's a pretty good reason for sparing his life.

More controversialy, on the Beatles/Oasis thing, |I still think Oasis were the superior group.

Mourne Kransky

21:46 / 02.04.04

None. Kill, kill. For the hat alone, if not the shit music.

I could make a case for clemecy of behalf of Simply Red tho.

Goodness Gracious Meme

21:54 / 02.04.04

fuck. The bloody hat. Can't believe no one's mentioned it. Xoc's quite right.

arggghhhh.

and Alex, have to disagree, don't have that much time for Denise, but a good deal more than for J** K** and his acidjazzgnomeness.

Spaniel

09:02 / 03.04.04

All those defending Kay will be burnt along with him.

Goodness Gracious Meme

10:12 / 03.04.04

you *do* know that means we have to burn the elf, don't you? Harrison Ford, are you up to that?

The Knights Templar Boogie Machine

11:39 / 03.04.04

Jamiroquai needs a good fucking beating....

I remember watching him live on tv, and after throwing numerous insults at the screen , i was interrupted by someone saying "yeah, but he is like the coolest is'nt he?" In a deadly serious matter of fact way. The fact that i actually knew this person stopped from instantly decapitating them and i screamed inside myself for what seemed like a few aeons...
Thinking of Jay Kay Reminds me of early nineties acid jazz scene which also made me want to vomit..How about a kill all memebers of mother earth thread?...

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

11:43 / 03.04.04

I like the way you think, Templar.

Tell me:

have you ever been submerged in vats of Diesel for 48 hr periods in nothing but a Denim Thong?

Ganesh

12:08 / 03.04.04

Oh 'nesh. Like you've never worshipped/loathed a musician to a ludicrous degree ever.

Yes indeed. Even as we speak, I've got Norah Jones in a lock-up in Balham: after breaking her long bones with a baseball bat, I mutilated her facially with a creme brulee torch, and I've excised both her breasts. I'm currently waiting for her to die of septicaemia.

Oh hang on, this doesn't really work with women. Jamie Cullum, then.

The Falcon

13:19 / 03.04.04

Does if you are a woman.

Kay, then Molko.

The Knights Templar Boogie Machine

13:35 / 03.04.04

To brood on our hatred even more,I distinctly recall one of those horrid sex guide things you get free with sunday papers having a diagram of a sex posistion they had devised called the 'jay kay' with a little diagram depicting our beloved jay getting ready to hump denise van outen from behind, whith some nauseating comment like 'this is a great fun way to have sex with your partner'
Just imagine that....Just Imagine....

Haus of Mystery

14:19 / 03.04.04

I wouldn't mind forcing Molko up inside Kay anally, in a russian doll fashion, sealing up said orifice and letting Molko's Darwinian survival instinct reap it's bloody course.

akira

15:15 / 03.04.04

Thats virtualy insane you space cowboy, she'd have to travel without moving. You'd need one of those pussy lookin fuck worms from Dune to fold space, hopefuly her space, then she'd snap in half and her bottom half would fall off, what song would she be singing kids?

Char Aina

15:19 / 03.04.04

nonono, not roisin from moloko, brian molko.
much more deserving.

The Natural Way

19:33 / 03.04.04

Right that's it, i'm ripping out Jay Kay's eyes & giving them to Stevie Wonder so he can stick em up his arse & fire them at a wall. Dooodendatderdodatderdodatderdoda, doesn't make me think wow this guy sounds like Stevie Wonder. Anyway, give a fuck I wanted a reason to spare his life, not a reason to hate him more.

I have added all your requests to my list & am currently making a hybrid with the parts of all the vermin thet have been removed from the world of pop. So look out for the dead eyed, big titted, up it's arse, ginger, geordie, who's gonna fall from the fucking stars straight in to my arms, ready to be fucked in the arse with Moloko's dead corpse.

I will be doing this to the soundtrack of 'Back To Mine' by Nightmares On Wax.

Chilled Beatz

Fresh Up. Pick Up The Pieces

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