I have a boot fetish actually.. And what are you smiling about Keggers, the new girl wont fall for that you know.. She`ll go with my sturdy figure and pulsating organs..
OK, first member #4000 shows up far too early, we don't even get halfway through the preparations, there's no sign of Rhinoceros or Ladyfinesse, and now you're mocking my choice of boot??? Honestly, the things I have to put up with...
I originally started planning the party back around member 3672, but I hit my head and stumbled around with Teri Bauer syndrome for a while. It's still going better than I expected, but then I have very low expectations and self esteem.
She's all yours Biz, my days of fighting for the hand (or anyother bodypart) of some stranger are quite over. Unless they actually HAVE a plush Gogo Yubari outfit...then thats a whole other kettle of fish!
Oh thats it...lull me into a sense of security with the beer word. Its like a fisherman selecting the perfect bait just before killing the unsuspecting fish. What the hell, its beer. Worth the risk. I shall join you to watch the fight!
Particularly the Scandinavian with the pulsating organs. I think I should go to Norway and bring him in to line. In an inventive and time-honoured Barbelith way, (i.e. Stoatie supplies the equipment and Sax draws me a diagram).
How can there be 4000 of the little ****ers and about three of them are posting?
