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Newcomers to social groups often feel isolated and alone amongst more experienced members, therefore it is important we expose them to paranoid delusion and paradoxical logic as soon as possible:
1) Member 4000 will be PM'd by every member of the board, something along the lines of 'I know what you did. That's a nice (insert name of item of clothing) you're wearing'. Chances are one of us will be right. Some members will be elected to PM them with 'You've got to get out of your house right now. You have to trust me. This is bigger than you can possibly imagine. It goes all the way to the TOP... the trilateral commision, the Illuminati, Atlantis... My god, I think they've found me----"
2) A new thread with Member 4000's name on it should be bought up immediately. Topics should include: 'I put it in hir drink', '(member name) surviellence report 27/03/04' 'I think he/she's seen me, require immediate extraction, Will no-one save the widow's son? Over'.
3) The Magick thread is to be devoted entirely to discussion of how best to manufacture voodoo dolls of member 4000, the Music thread to harsh elitist critiques of their record collection.
4) Background pics to be replaced by a flash animation of a shadowy figure smoking a cigarette. |
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