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Our Lady Has Left the Building

14:16 / 27.03.04

Now you see

is nice, but I'd be thinking of

20:51 / 27.03.04

Oh please, Stargate Daniel might be prettier, but you'd have a better night's action with wiry old Jack O'Neill...

21:01 / 27.03.04

mmmmmm, Richard Dean Anderson. Come to Daddy...

Haus will be hard and wet by now at the mere thought.

ONLY NICE THINGS

21:29 / 27.03.04

Ah, but what joys might be found as the filling in a Daniel Jackson/Jack o'Neil sandwich? And that's before we even think about the joy of MacGuyver/Jack o'Neil slash...

All this Spader talk has reminded me of a sausage cinema idea:

True Lies and Videotape

James Spader plays, slightly improbably, a top secret agent who is attempting to conceal both his employ and his impotence from his wife (Jamie Lee Curtis). In an attempt to come to terms with his marital problems, he records a series of videos of the evil drug lord he has sworn to bring down (Charles Dance. Natch) talking uninhibitedly about sex.

Whisky Priestess

13:57 / 28.03.04

Niiice.

Deva - offhand I'd say White Palace (where he sleeps with Susan Sarandon, rowr) is a JS Not Being a Bastard flick. He plays a sensitive grieving yuppie involved with an older woman. However, I haven't seen the end and it's possible he goes nuts with a riding crop and a can of petrol.

And he's the original non-threatening male in Sex, Lies ...

Haus of Mystery

19:10 / 28.03.04

I went to a party recently dressed as James Spader in 'Pretty in Pink'. Which was nice.

20:11 / 28.03.04

So you're not James Spader, then, I'm-a-celebrity?

Haus of Mystery

15:20 / 29.03.04

No. I am James Spader, which is why my costume was so good.

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