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To the head Archon, controller, overseer of the evil orders of Earth.

  
  

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23:06 / 21.03.04
Yeah yeah, i make a stupid thread and now i've got the brains of a caveman or something.

Nice.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:06 / 21.03.04
Dear Head Archon dude,

While you're writing your reply to Zemetic, please could you try and find out what happened to the evil transtemporal powers you promised you'd send me? I know that precisely one soul (human) has been withdrawn from my celestial bank account and I've been in touch with Parcel Force, but they say that they've definitely not got any packages waiting to be delivered to me. If you've run out, I'll settle for X-ray vision and indestructible nuts.

Cheers chap!
 
 
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23:07 / 21.03.04
ZM- I honestly WASN'T taking the piss when I said you need a compound. I want one. Really.

Cool. I hope you get one man!
 
 
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23:08 / 21.03.04
Dear Head Archon dude,

While you're writing your reply to Zemetic, please could you try and find out what happened to the evil transtemporal powers you promised you'd send me? I know that precisely one soul (human) has been withdrawn from my celestial bank account and I've been in touch with Parcel Force, but they say that they've definitely not got any packages waiting to be delivered to me. If you've run out, I'll settle for X-ray vision and indestructible nuts.

Cheers chap!

Har-de-har-har.

I know, i've gone and done it again.
 
 
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23:12 / 21.03.04
It's all Tom's fault you know.

All i said was 'put your money where your fucking mouth is, dickhead'.

That was all i wanted, then there was one reply, then the thread had sunk quite far down, i thought it was dead.................

Then Tom says something like : are you talking to me?

Now look at the size of the thing!

It was supposed to die!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:13 / 21.03.04
I wasn't joking either. I really do want indestructible nuts, X-ray vision and transtemproal powers, and that fuck's never got back to me on anything.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:14 / 21.03.04
Indestructible nuts, man. Think about it.
 
 
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23:14 / 21.03.04
P I S S O F F.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:53 / 21.03.04
In caps, too.

You dropped a poop on the board. Everybody's done that. Doesn't mean that every post that follows is about you. Doesn't mean that anybody trying to make a funny is trying to make a funny at your expense.

Doesn't mean that I don't want indestructible nuts.
 
 
Bed Head
00:06 / 22.03.04
Aren't your nuts indestructible then? What's wrong with you, Dupre?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
00:21 / 22.03.04
I'm not sure. I wouldn't want to test the theory in case they turned out not to be, in which case I'd feel a fool. However, I sat down a bit sharpish earlier on and got one of those 'having a kickabout with a tennis ball on the school playground' sensations, so I'm presuming not. Admittedly, it's not like I've actually destroyed them, but I kind of presumed that indestructibility would also mean no pain.
 
 
The Falcon
02:38 / 22.03.04
I like how Zen answers the questions Barbelith might have asked.
 
 
Baz Auckland
03:03 / 22.03.04
Is it true that ninjas could retract their nuts into their bodies? 'Cause internal sex organs really are the way to go... where's the evolution sign-up sheet?
 
 
illmatic
07:54 / 22.03.04
Does anyone see a pattern here?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:23 / 22.03.04
I can tell you for nothing, whether ninja can or can't retract their nuts into their bodies, pirates definitely can't. Believe me, I've tried.

Hah! Now who's talking bollocks?
 
 
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10:25 / 22.03.04
Yeah i do. Fucking bullshit.

I keep checking on this and it's still near the top of the forum, i'm putting in a request for it to be deleted, whatever the universe thought when this was created i do not have a clue.

I'm not posting in this anymore, if you want to give me a lecture anyone then PM me, but i'm almost 100% sure that i've learnt my lesson in brutal style and won't be doing this again.
 
 
_Boboss
10:27 / 22.03.04
doubt that, you do this all the bloody time. mr secret agent archon man been chewing your arse since you got here and before, what makes you think he'll swallow now?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
13:21 / 22.03.04
Zen, don't you understand ? THIS is the showdown with the archon you asked for. This is how he does things. We're all of us his creatures, all of us except YOU...
 
 
Ex
14:20 / 22.03.04
Is it true that ninjas could retract their nuts into their bodies?

I believe that's sumo wrestlers, or is alleged to be sumo wrestlers. They move slower and they keep their legs apart. Surely one can't go ninjing o'er hill and vale with self-internalised nads?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
23:08 / 22.03.04
The overseer of evil, see, he never really relents.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:04 / 23.03.04
Threads I'm thinking of starting:

Argh! Fuck! Will I ever get to Shanshu?
I'm not like anyone else, I'm very stressed out by work and family issues, and I hate LA - feeling broody, need hugs.

Y it sucks to be the last man on Earth
Relationship advice needed.

Sublime: let's have a fucking fight
I know you're reading this, you stupid evil intelligent genome!

I will shoot The Trust in the face!
With my 97 remaining untraceable bullets.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
11:02 / 23.03.04
I think I might start this topic;

Flyboy: I'll kick him in the FACE!
/me puts on knuckledusters and looks in Fly's direction in a manly way

Pretend fights W00T!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
11:03 / 23.03.04
I am now of the opinion that all disputes on the board should be settled via the pretend fight.
 
 
The Falcon
23:57 / 23.03.04
Oh! I want more!

Dunno the Shanshu one.

I've got:

Square go, the hydra head beasts with faintly Arabic names!
I am also conflicted about my birthplace and parentage.

I'm not trying to be mean to Zen, really, but I like this game.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
19:36 / 24.03.04
Aaaaand, right back again, to the top of the charts.

Nothing dies man, really, nothing ever... really... dies.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:39 / 24.03.04
Master of magnetism or not, I'm going to whip your ass with chains.

I am humanity's last hope. Lucky old you.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:42 / 24.03.04
Come on, then, you tiny-city-having fucker! I'm calling you out!

I'll show you another use for that fancy bottle o' yours!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
22:25 / 25.03.04
Dude, I'm really wasted.

That's all I wanted to say.

Well apart from, apart from...

Oh never mind about that.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:17 / 25.03.04
Could we either let this sink or, failing that, lock it? There's no reason to keep pushing it to the top just to wind somebody up - if you want to do that, do it somewhere else. And yeah, I realise that I've just pushed it to the top again, but it's either that or suggest it in the moderators' secret snob-troll headquarters.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:32 / 25.03.04
I get the point about locking it... but I'm a little uneasy about proposing it without a request from the thread starter. If one turns up, then yes.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:56 / 25.03.04
Well, he did say

I keep checking on this and it's still near the top of the forum, i'm putting in a request for it to be deleted

just before his opening post disappeared, so I suspect he might have mistakenly believed that deleting the first post would delete the thread. But yeah - if he's still here then I guess he can let a mod know if that's still the case one way or the other.
 
  

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