Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.

Underground > Conversation >

To the head Archon, controller, overseer of the evil orders of Earth.

Page: (1)2

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

17:08 / 20.03.04

Mehr-meee mehr-mee mehr-mee mehr-mee.

23:20 / 20.03.04

Are you talking to me?

23:31 / 20.03.04

Are you the head Archon of evil and are you controlling the forces of evil on this planet? If so, yes. But i doubt it.

Also that wouldn't be good because then the head Archon would be you and we'd probably fall out and then i'd be banned, which wouldn't be good for me because i'd spend a lot more time bored and would have to search for another forum to spend way too much time at.

I'd probably attempt an invasion from fade2black or something.

In short : i really don't think the first post was directed at you T.

23:38 / 20.03.04

Again, seeing as i'm really not feeling any better :

To the head Archon, controller, overseer of the evil orders of Earth :

Don't go plotting, don't be lazy by getting your minions to do the fucking work, YOU get off your ass and come to ME. Don't be lazy, you get up and COME TO ME, you peice of shit, and then we'll see what happens.

Remember : come at me YOURSELF motherfucker, don't be lazy by sending your minions, get off your fucking ass and let's get this done, see who's right, you or me.

You know you want some of this shit.

Put your money where your fucking mouth is, dickhead.

23:47 / 20.03.04

And i know that wherever you are you got this message motherfucker, but i bet your too Goddam lazy to get off your stinking ass.

I know that you could get your minions to wipe me out at any time you give an order to have me wasted, but that's not the point. That's cheating.

What i'm saying is :

ONE ON ONE motherfucker, ONE ON ONE.

Come feel the love you stinking bastard.

Let's see if you can put your money where your fucking mouth is.

Dickhead.

00:10 / 21.03.04

I don't think that's the way it works, hon. It might be easier if it did work that way, but few things are ever so direct. Shouting at the sky tends to leave one tired and with a sore throat. The indifference erodes resolve, we age, and then die. I'd quote Hamlet or something, but that'd be even more cliche than anything else I've just said, so I'll refrain.

00:22 / 21.03.04

The indifference erodes resolve, we age, and then die.

Fuck that, it's time for a change.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

00:24 / 21.03.04

Do something.

00:35 / 21.03.04

Oh don't worry, i fucking well will.

The thing is : surely it thinks it can beat me, so why don't it get off it's ass?

Oh yeah, and i saw an alien today, no shit. The weird thing is, it seemed totally normal. Believe me or don't. Just thought i'd say : they exist. I'm not going into details though you twats, i don't feel like being an even bigger laughing stock than i already am.

Because believe me (or don't, it's entirely upto you.) if i told you what i saw you'd think i was taking the piss.

00:36 / 21.03.04

And no, unfortunately it wasn't of the the Wood Elf variety.

That would of rocked.

00:48 / 21.03.04

Mad. Why would you believe in aliens just because i said?

Talk about naive. Sorry people.

00:51 / 21.03.04

Have you got a blog, Jack?

00:52 / 21.03.04

No, but that would be funny, i'll have to sort one out.

00:55 / 21.03.04

You most certainly do.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

01:54 / 21.03.04

Fuck it. It's all just a ride anyway, let them do their worst!

16:39 / 21.03.04

Would HAVE rocked. Have self-appointed messiahs lost all their sense of grammar these days?

ONLY NICE THINGS

17:49 / 21.03.04

The thing is : surely it thinks it can beat me, so why don't it get off it's ass?

Maybe it doesn't see you as a valuable expenditure of energy.

17:57 / 21.03.04

Would HAVE rocked. Have self-appointed messiahs lost all their sense of grammar these days?

Oh my God.........fuck grammar or whatever it is, i prefer would of. As for being a self appointed messiah : where the hell did i say that? Just because i get pissed off and rant at the Archons i've gotta have a messiah complex?

If i was a messiah i'd probably have more brains in the first place than to make this thread don't you think?

Fucking hell.

Maybe it doesn't see you as a valuable expenditure of energy.

Yeah. I'm not bothered now i don't feel so wound up.

Haha, self-appointed messiah. What a laugh. I don't think that would work.

18:01 / 21.03.04

I reckon the messiah would skip the whole barbelith rant thing, turn up wherever the head Archon actually is and would stand there and say something like :

"You fuck, you fucking bring it, now."

Or something like that. What do you think he/she would say?

18:04 / 21.03.04

"Leave me out of this...", followed by vanishing yet again in sparkly cloud of pixie dust (with badly sampled 'ting!' sound-effect).

18:15 / 21.03.04

Earnest Memetic: Put your money where your fucking mouth is, dickhead.

Archon: How ORIGINAL!

18:17 / 21.03.04

I love your "mad" rants Memetic. Keep up the good work, and let me know if you get any response. I'm curious.

18:40 / 21.03.04

Snoody snu : put your money where your fucking mouth is, dickhead.

Archon: How ORIGINAL!

So fucking what? I'll call them whatever i feel like calling them.

18:53 / 21.03.04

Snoody snu : I apologize for that last post, that was lame.

I have got my money where my mouth is. If you or anyone else wants to make a ritual to send the head archon of this universe to 'zen memetic' (they'll know who and where i am, that won't be too hard for them to work out) then by all means start one up, but i'd like to know the time that the archon is to arrive.

In the spell you can say this : zen memetic said that you'd know him and that he'll meet you at the appointed time at the playing field next to his house, he'll be alone, and so you should be too.

Call it egotistical, fuck all that crap. I'd like to get this over with.

Tell them : either that or a few unresolved issues get fucking resolved and i have the answers to them, or i WILL NOT STOP. (they'll also know what these are, but i can't post them here, they're too personal, and believe me, if these issues get sorted out, i'll be a happy person, i have the feeling that the fuckers have rigged me so i want answers. The least they can do is give me them, or show up.)

ONLY NICE THINGS

18:56 / 21.03.04

Ah.... Zen, I know you've read most of the Invisibles now and you're very excited by it but - and I hate to say this - that's fiction. If there are things going wrong in your life right now, there are about a hundred things you might profitably try before spending the time demanding that sinister creatures who in all probability do not exist come before you and fix problems that, even if they do exist, they have in all probability not engineered especially to mess with you.

I'm just saying.

18:59 / 21.03.04

And no it's not a fucking messiah complex, just some problems. The reason my first post was so lame snoody is because my brother was ranting in my ear that he wanted the computer so i had to rush, hence the lameness. I forgot to put that in the last post.

I'm just gonna shut the fuck up. If anyone does a ritual PM me with the meeting time, i've had it with making a fucking scene of myself. This is ridiculous, i can't blame you for thinking i'm a fucking nutter, your probably right.

Just leave the thread, let it sink, or strike up a fucking ritual.

19:02 / 21.03.04

Ah.... Zen, I know you've read most of the Invisibles now and you're very excited by it but - and I hate to say this - that's fiction.

Then i'm sorry to tell you that a lot of the elements of the story have reality in them. But hey, i'm bored of arguing with you people, you've done nothing wrong to me and i don't wanna start coming across like i'm trying to start something off.

I'll fuck the shut up, i'll just fuck the shut up.

22:04 / 21.03.04

Are these words from the past?

About my post, Zen: I was answering your question, "What do you think he/she would say?" As in, you come out with your "dickhead" quote, and mr or ms archon points out that those are actually Grant Morrison's words from eight years ago.

But I am curious to know where your mouth is, and how much money you've got there exactly. The big blue meanie in the sky he don't get out of bed for less than ten thousand bucks. He told me he'll only talk to you if you dye your skin purple and paint the Rollright Stones gold, ok?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:16 / 21.03.04

You need a compound. That's what I'm saving up for.

And guns. Lots of guns.

Build it so it has a large lecture theatre in it. Make sure all the corners have high enough vantage points for snipers. But- and this is an important thing many seem not to cotton on to- remember your snipers will at some stage become targets themselves. They need shelter. Don't do a Koresh and have a wooden building. Get 'em some armoured stuff to duck behind when fire is inevitably returned.

You probably think I'm taking the piss. But the sad truth is, this is my dream.

22:48 / 21.03.04

About my post, Zen: I was answering your question, "What do you think he/she would say?" As in, you come out with your "dickhead" quote, and mr or ms archon points out that those are actually Grant Morrison's words from eight years ago.

Ahhh, now i get you. Sorry again then snoody.

But I am curious to know where your mouth is, and how much money you've got there exactly. The big blue meanie in the sky he don't get out of bed for less than ten thousand bucks. He told me he'll only talk to you if you dye your skin purple and paint the Rollright Stones gold, ok?

I have no money unfortunately. I'll bide my time, see what happens.

22:49 / 21.03.04

You need a compound.

I need a fucking break.

ONLY NICE THINGS

22:52 / 21.03.04

And perhaps a nice cup of tea.

22:53 / 21.03.04

Nah, i've gone off tea at the moment. Coffee will do though.

22:58 / 21.03.04

Give the lad a chance, he's venting. You go for it Jack. Get out there and attack a parked car or something.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:05 / 21.03.04

ZM- I honestly WASN'T taking the piss when I said you need a compound. I want one. Really.

I am, however, quite drunk. But I dream of my own compound... especially the glorious showdown that would follow...

Page: (1)2