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8===>Q: alyn

19:18 / 11.03.04

Swedehead?

No, there's nothing interesting about what I'm doing right now. I'd rather be welding, but that didn't work out.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:21 / 11.03.04

Suedehead: It was like a proper interview with all sorts of questions about "teams" and "targets" and I wanted to shout "BUT IT'S A SHITTY PART TIME DATA ENTRY JOB FOR £4.75 AN HOUR! JESUS!".

Aw man, I fucking hate it when useless wanky personnel gimps try to justify their blatantly unjustifiable existance by asking a pile of stupid fucking questions like that. "So, those are your strengths, Ms. Carnival... now what do you think your weaknesses are?"

Um, anything chocolate *girly titter* and... WANKERS WHO ASK ME BLOODY STUPID QUESTIONS IN BLOODY STUPID INTERVEIWS FOR BLOODY STUPID JOBS!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:23 / 11.03.04

E. Randy: are you pronounced Dooper or Doo-pree? I favour Doo-pree, but Lurid says Dooper.

8===>Q: alyn

19:24 / 11.03.04

We like to call him "The Doop"!

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

19:25 / 11.03.04

Ah yes, sweet Mordant!

So right, but I find it so hard to express those feelings accurately. One day I will succeed, and stop my brain dribbling out of my ears and muttering incomprehensible madness and actually remain conscious enough to accurately transcribe the inane idiocy.

Olulabelle

19:28 / 11.03.04

E. Randy: are you pronounced Dooper or Doo-pree?

I've always read it as Du-pray which is (now that I look at it again) quite clearly wrong.

Spatula Clarke

19:29 / 11.03.04

I think it's supposed to be Doopray.

Bed Head

19:34 / 11.03.04

Dupre rhymes with okay. But in a cajun accent. And the scent of paprika and whiskey. In my head.

grant

19:39 / 11.03.04

Did you ever read Bug Jack Baron by Norman Spinrad? It's totally good. I read it when I was about 17, and remember almsot everything about it. But I've tried to read it several times since then and just can't get into it. It's about a talk show host who runs for President.

Black shade!

Black shade!

Black shade!!

8===>Q: alyn

19:42 / 11.03.04

Ah ha haaaaaa... grant is my Holy Guardian Angel.

Keggers is all "Lateshift is better than the hijacked YAWN.... thread any day," and Gray Area is like, "Yeah, cause we have pies," which is such total bullshit.

You know why?

Because we have wine and cheese!

Bed Head

19:47 / 11.03.04

What kind of cheese is it? I can't read the label.

The Cotes du Rhone is perfectly acceptable, though.

8===>Q: alyn

19:56 / 11.03.04

It's really good cheese.

Olulabelle

20:00 / 11.03.04

I think it's supposed to be Doopray. - I am happy to be proved a little less thick than I thought.

Really good cheese is Lincolnshire Poacher.

Saint Keggers

20:03 / 11.03.04

Now This is really good cheese!

ONLY NICE THINGS

21:03 / 11.03.04

STANDING ON SHORES OF ANTIC LAND STOP NO CHEESE TO BE HAD STOP MOST HUNGRY FOR CHEESE STOP IT IS COLD WITH PANT YS GAWN STOP OKE NEVER GETS OLDSTOP CHEESE AGES STOP INTERVIEWS DISTURBING STOP NOT SURE WHAT INTERVIEWED FOR STOP NOR THAT CANDLELIT DINNER AND CHAMPAGNE IN ICE BUCKET APPROPRIATE STOP GRIDLEY CLEARLY QUALITY EMPLOYER STOP HAUS

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22:40 / 11.03.04

C'mon, Jack, aren't we gonna get yet another apology?

*sets watch*

No. I'm not going to apologize. I can't leave this thread like this though. After i posted in this thread 3 moderators posted one after the other. E.Randy.Dupre then said the thread was pwnd so i've come back to reclaim it.

YAWN, YAWN, YAWN.

I suppose i'd of swallowed my pride and left it, but i can't after wine and cheese, that's too much to bear.

I have limits to what i can handle you know, and upper class-like pictures of wine and cheese is fucking well one of them.

So there, the idiot is back in the conversation forum, i've found my dummy, wiped the dirt off it and put it back in my mouth.

This thread is mine again you invaders!

grant

22:45 / 11.03.04

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22:47 / 11.03.04

Are you the robot then?

That's cool to surrender your ego like that, well done.

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22:51 / 11.03.04

Your all upper class alien invaders, i'm not moving out of this thread.

I will be able to survive all of this with the ancient power of bollshat.

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02:45 / 12.03.04

I've changed names, i didn't feel worthy of having the name Jack Frost. Maybe this name will have less insanity associated with it. I hope so, i need a break from going mad.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:48 / 12.03.04

Cor, that looks tasty. Can I have a chip?

Alex's Grandma

09:58 / 12.03.04

" Maybe this name will have less insanity associtated with it. "

I wouldn't count on it, man.

_Boboss

10:25 / 12.03.04

i thought this thread was about yawn. where's yawn?

shut up jack, sorry 'emetic zphlegm' or whatever you are now

The Natural Way

12:29 / 12.03.04

Yeah, I mean, what's with that fucking name? And that horrible, didactic, "stream of consciousness" crap? Talk about a total absence of humour and imagination.......

BTW, Bobce, the Gambit scene rocks my belly laugh muscles.

8===>Q: alyn

12:56 / 12.03.04

So, yeah, Jack Baron is this lefty liberal talk show host kind of like a saltier Joe Franklin or something. Like, he's a lefty, but he's mean, too. And he's got a big hate on for this super-riche industrialist who owns a bunch of cryogenics farms. The industrialist has got some kind of plot to push through some obscure medical legations that no one understands, so to block him Jack Baron runs for President, with a Black Nationalist running mate. It's crazy!

8===>Q: alyn

13:08 / 12.03.04

Now with titties!

akira

13:29 / 12.03.04

Neo: Fancy a game of doom?

Agent Smith: Old school mutha fucker!

8===>Q: alyn

13:32 / 12.03.04

The Matrix could use titties, frankly.

akira

13:33 / 12.03.04

Maybe your matrix could use titties.

8===>Q: alyn

15:12 / 12.03.04

Meanwhile, in the depths of space...

"The Hatrix has Jack Frost! We must save him!"

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16:06 / 12.03.04

Yeah, I mean, what's with that fucking name? And that horrible, didactic, "stream of consciousness" crap? Talk about a total absence of humour and imagination.......

What the fuck are you ranting about wierdo?

8===>Q: alyn

16:08 / 12.03.04

Jack! You never gave up on a party in your life! Fight for Joycore!

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16:11 / 12.03.04

I'll fight for joycore when i find out what the fuck Spaliance is ranting about. Who is this guy? The comedy imagination king?!

8===>Q: alyn

16:13 / 12.03.04

He's Grant Morrison, you nit!

BEING JOYCORE UPLOAD: NOW

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16:15 / 12.03.04

Is he fuck. Grant Morrison would of told me how much of a twat i was long before now!

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