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My fiance wants to know why Barbelith is so boring...

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Murray Hamhandler

20:30 / 10.03.04

That's right. We've rebelled from the Haitrix.

Grey Area

20:37 / 10.03.04

Il n'ya pas une culierre...

bacon

20:42 / 10.03.04

imbocile!

Sugarimp

20:42 / 10.03.04

If you guys are talking in french, you should know better. The french are experts in fudge-packing.

And they have onion breaths.

Hieronymus

20:45 / 10.03.04

bacon

20:46 / 10.03.04

a picture of aus!

he looks better in person from what i hear

but only a little

gridley

21:00 / 10.03.04

Yeah, but why is Aus's daddy holding him like that? Is he going to throw him in?

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21:02 / 10.03.04

i'm tellin' you, it's because they're mostly british, and the british are notoriously boring fucks

I agree.

Oh please no... you guys have done enough damage sending us Jack Frost.

I agree.

imbocile!

I agree.

Sugarimp

21:03 / 10.03.04

"Yeah, but why is Aus's daddy holding him like that? Is he going to throw him in?"

To teach him the art of fudge-packing?

*runs off to bed*

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21:07 / 10.03.04

*runs off to bed*

Sweet dreams Imp, tell the Wood Elf's i said hi.

Mourne Kransky

21:13 / 10.03.04

he forgot to create himself an asshole

Now it's a goddarned fact that God created man in his own image and that means God has an arse and the requisite appurtenances. His arse is the size of Jupiter though and he only shits on Fundamentalists. Never on a Sunday though.

I don't know if it's imaginatively coloured.

There are no arses on F2B worthy of the name. They're all skinny there and suspiciously milky. For a mature and copiously larded arse, Barbelith's the place.

Baz Auckland

02:22 / 11.03.04

Barbelith, I love you.

Now! What's that I heard about pie? and tea?

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

05:12 / 11.03.04

Sorry, but I stole all the pie whilst you were all bickering and calling names, and complaining and the glaven.

No pie for you, naughty Barbe-bitchers.

Sugarimp

06:52 / 11.03.04

Now it's a goddarned fact that God created man in his own image and that means God has an arse and the requisite appurtenances.

God's arse is only cosmetic and not functional because the old dude's so obviously anal retentive.

There are no arses on F2B worthy of the name. They're all skinny there and suspiciously milky.

Are you calling me white? I'm offended.

Sorry, but I stole all the pie

Oh, so it was you who stole the filling for the fudge-packing... no wonder you smell of poop.

aus

11:26 / 11.03.04

I'm not particularly milky, either. I'm also not particularly skinny.

TigerLily

11:28 / 11.03.04

There are no arses on F2B worthy of the name.

You obviously haven't seen our work.

TigerLily

11:34 / 11.03.04

Heh. I'm a tard. Wrong link. Try this one. Sugarimp, perhaps your fiance finds barbelith boring because there aren't enough tards like me here.

Sugarimp

12:37 / 11.03.04

Lily, my bitch!