My fiance wants to know why Barbelith is so boring...

19:36 / 10.03.04

Well?

19:38 / 10.03.04

i'm tellin' you, it's because they're mostly british, and the british are notoriously boring fucks

Tryphena Absent

19:40 / 10.03.04

Maybe we would find your fiance boring?

Oooohhh, that was low. Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me, hit me.

19:42 / 10.03.04

i'm tellin' you, it's because they're mostly british, and the british are notoriously boring fucks

Time to bring out the lube and get on down for some good ol' fudge packing.... aaaw yeah!

19:45 / 10.03.04

Oooohhh, that was low. Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me, hit me.

Brits sure go do with some good hittin' with a riddim' stick... damn limeys.

Mourne Kransky

19:49 / 10.03.04

How can you say baboon butts are boring? They are one of nature's marvels. Reasons to be cheerful, Part IV, in my book. Baboons can see in colour and have a keen sense of smell, hence the evolution of their disproportionately large, imaginatively coloured buttocks. The human buttock pales by comparison.

19:51 / 10.03.04

Not when I'm done with it.

I think we should stage a very boring invasion of F2B.

Grey Area

19:52 / 10.03.04

Is it back up then? Must have blinked to miss that momentous occurence.

19:54 / 10.03.04

I think we should stage a very boring invasion of F2B.

Oh please no... you guys have done enough damage sending us Jack Frost.

19:57 / 10.03.04

"imaginatively coloured buttocks"

are you suggesting the creator took some sort of extra time or pleasure in designing the babboons ass? are you gonna sit here and tell me almighty god is some sort of beastialitous, babboon ass loving, sicko?! is that your assertion? you sick, atheistic, commie bastard?!

Now, packing them with fudge would add a whole nother sensory dimension. The Creator didn't think of that. So much for omnipotent and omniscient, huh?

20:03 / 10.03.04

I'm not crazy about fudge-packing. Am a bigger fan of toffee-unwrapping, myself.

Much tastier.

20:04 / 10.03.04

God- the old fuck, ddoesn't understand the joys of having his fudge packed... because he forgot to create himself an asshole.

gridley

20:04 / 10.03.04

Not that I think Barbelith is any more boring than any other message board, but if it were, I hardly think you can blame Barbelith's Britness. Afterall, F2B has many British posters. Would you say Horza was boring? Would you say Fridge was boring? Nick possibly... but what about Jover? And Turk?

I think you're barking up the wrong tree there.

20:08 / 10.03.04

bengali, what kind of sex is that? "toffee"? You English people are weird. You gots weird parts.

20:08 / 10.03.04

Oh, Xoc, you bratty blasphemer.

Toffees are where it's at. And Pie.

20:10 / 10.03.04

See... there you go again... you guys are turning a perfectly good ass-raping thread into some dandy foo-foo beading ladies tea-time chat.

GET REAL, PEOPLE!!!

Tryphena Absent

20:11 / 10.03.04

Pie!!!

I think we should stage a very boring invasion of F2B

Hmmm, can we talk about tea cosies. If we can't than I'm not doing it.

20:11 / 10.03.04

Massykr (such a clever name, btw) my dear, I doubt your feeble colonial brain and groin could cope with the excitement.

20:12 / 10.03.04

Tea cozies might be a little racy, Anna.

20:14 / 10.03.04

Definitely tea cosies. And knitting. I insist on knitting!

And crochet

Mmmmmm....crochet

Grey Area

20:16 / 10.03.04

Could I suggest croquet as well as crochet? Mind you, we cna't be assured they have the erquired lawn for that. Or the balls.

20:17 / 10.03.04

can you silly fucking foreigners stay on topic?

20:17 / 10.03.04

Maybe if we discussed the non-existence of tea cosiez...

dammit, where does this z keep coming from? Must be that non-gender pronoun thing. Fucking PC whiners.

20:18 / 10.03.04

I'm no foreigner, nutmash!

gridley

20:20 / 10.03.04

What's all this "staying on topic" nonsense. Since when is staying on topic ever been exciting?

20:21 / 10.03.04

you're a fucking new yorker, the only thing more foreign than a fucking new yorker is michael jackson

Saint Keggers

20:21 / 10.03.04

You'll all always be foreigners to me

The 'Lith aint boring.
Say No to Borecore!

20:24 / 10.03.04

Tea and cunt hair crocheting... with a few knocing balls thrown in. Now *that* sounds promising.

20:25 / 10.03.04

Grey Area: Excellent suggesting, old chap. But I fear you might be right.

See also: cricket.

Mon chere Massykr, vous etes tres belle, tres belle pour nous. Mai vous etes le plus etranger dans le ville. Je suis desole, mais c'est vrai.

Murray Hamhandler

20:26 / 10.03.04

Dear Barbelith,

How can I tell if my balls are knocing? Thanks.

Sincerely,
Tron In Morocco

20:27 / 10.03.04

Mais, je m'excuse.

gridley

20:27 / 10.03.04

Oh, you'll know... don't worry.