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Haus, I'm calling you out...

 
  

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Sugarimp
20:50 / 10.03.04
But how well does he say the word "poo"?
 
 
gridley
20:54 / 10.03.04
David Hasselhoff is nothing more than the poor man's Manimal. A Manimal of the People so to speak.

And Minimalism sounds like you're obsessed with Min.

VOTE MANIMAL!
 
 
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20:55 / 10.03.04
To keep this as simple as possible and avoid further threadrot, I'm going to propose two possible resolutions:

- - - - - EDIT - - - - -

1. Streethawk instead of Knight Rider.

2. Manimal guy stops gripping Panthers necks.

3. Omnihizzle comes onto this site and proposes to me.
 
 
aus
20:57 / 10.03.04
You can vote "1" (David Hasselhoff) or vote "2" (minimalism). Let's get this over before it gets boring (applying the word before very loosely).
 
 
gridley
20:59 / 10.03.04
I don't think bringing Omni here is a good idea.

Here, Jack, let Manimal grip you by the scruff of your neck...
 
 
Sugarimp
20:59 / 10.03.04
"And Minimalism sounds like you're obsessed with Min."

Well, yeah!
 
 
aus
21:06 / 10.03.04
OK, forget minimalism, forget the vote. I will state my proposed resolution to this issue.


Haus clicks here and pastes the following text (in which the word poo has been replaced with David Hasselhoff) into the Modified Version field:

Actually, people are starting to pile into the Head Shop with posts at present. One of the interesting and perhaps unpredicted results of this is that old, "dead" threads are being resurrected through Google searches. To look at, say “inclusion/exclusion”, we can see that a thread that had lain dormant for years has been revived, which is cool and good and happy.

<b>Un</b>fortunately, the responses also show some of the issues that I think we are going to be up against – the people involved have not read the FAQs (where an intermediary sign-on page might be useful – nobody ever reads the EULA, but you can at least then say “I told you so” and moderate with a clear conscience), or indeed the actual thread, but have bowled in with their own viewpoints (also with the awkward habit of stating very obvious basic principles that have been previously omitted because everybody already got them, and then saying “I hope that clears everything up and there will be no more argument.” Bless), which pay little heed to preceding discussion and tend to veer offtopic. I’m happy to try to get people to treat their own thinking and that of others with a bit more care’n’circumspection, but I’m afraid that in certain cases it’s not going to work.

More generally, pre-moderation sounds like a plan – maybe it just automatically goes to a Barbeloid who is logged in, so response is almost instantaneous – but a longer-term one.

On the Conversation – basically, I see the point of a proposed ban, but it seems a bit harsh. However, this is, perhaps, somewhere where a bit of moderation could be handy, in both senses. The worry, I assume, is that even the Conversation is not quite intended to function <b>just</b> like A.N. Other’s bulletin board. For example, the “Fade to Black” thread allowed members of Fade to Black to talk about David Hasselhoff while their own bulletin board was repaired. This seemed to be a nice compromise – it served a useful pastoral purpose, and demonstrated the cultural entente between the boards, but had a small footprint. Things get more awkward when, say, half a dozen people decide how great it would be to start talking about David Hasselhoff in another thread that is not about David Hasselhoff, or indeed to start a dozen threads on David Hasselhoff and contribute enthusiastically to all of them. Multiply this question by the number of potential new members, and we should at least take steps *in case* there is a problem. Hooever, keeping somebody out of the Convo for a month seems a bit harsh. However, I think it might be fair, for example, not to allow them to start new threads for a while (perhaps only in the Conversation, if only to avoid about eight zillion “Hi! I found this place through googling ‘the Invisibles’” threads....

On elitism – ultimately, I agree with Deva, Aus and Tom, in different particulars, and feel that dizietsma, although hir concerns are valued, will have to adjust to the idea. We are already an elite in the sense that we have the money and time to interact using computers and the Internet. Within that, by not providing, say, a place where people can call each other ghey or start twelve-page arguments about who exactly is or is nor a fag we are not actually depriving people of any place in which to do this, as there are many other perfectly functional bulletin boards they could use, and plenty of out-of-the-box BBS creation tools. Barbelith is set up with a particular remit, as a Classic Cars or X-Men bulletin board might be – it is larger and more diffuse, but it still exists, and to a very great extent signing up is a tacit agreement of shared values and ambitions. Barbelith doesn’t owe you just because you joined it.


In the Reason field can go something like:

Replace poo with David Hasselhoff

Then press the Moderate button.


At least I'll be happier and this thread can sink into oblivion.

I look forward to Haus's response.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:41 / 10.03.04
I just look forward to Haus. All the moist parts.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:42 / 10.03.04
Now I know how the Natwest Tower felt.
 
 
aus
01:10 / 11.03.04
I'll have to take your word for that, although it seems you might be anthropomorphizing the NatWest Tower. The important thing is whether it means yes or no.
 
 
SatansInLaws
11:22 / 11.03.04
What's this about poo?
 
 
aus
11:29 / 11.03.04
Nothing.

Haus, I tried to make the proposed solution as easy as possible. Is there some problem with it?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:36 / 11.03.04
Yeah, yeah, more fucking trolling.
 
 
Ganesh
11:53 / 11.03.04
What about option 3: Haus changes "poo" to "dickcheese", in a slightly less impressive version of the water-to-wine miracle?
 
 
Lurid Archive
12:04 / 11.03.04
OK. I've just disagreed a motion to lock this thread because I like to moderate as lightly as possible. This thread seems to be about poking Haus and the fact that it is jokey and that Haus can take care of himself is partly beside the point. For now, I'm going to assume that this is all well intended. I'd just like people to take on board the fact that it may not seem that way to everybody.
 
 
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12:24 / 11.03.04
If this thread get's much worse i'm gonna start a bring back Streethawk campaign in it.



Woooo!!!!
 
 
Morlock - groupie for hire
12:29 / 11.03.04
I don't see how replacing poo with David Hasselhoff will make the world a nicer place.
Just imagine that face staring up at you from the bowl, grinnin' 'n' singin'.

Eeeewww...
 
 
bacon
12:40 / 11.03.04
and passing david hasselhoff may damage that fragile, sensitive tissue

i definately would have to vote against replacing poo with david hasselhoff
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:43 / 11.03.04
Lurid, have you ever been to Fade To Black? aus' opinions on the subjects of Barbelith, Moderators (or "snobtrolls"), and Haus in particular are fairly clear.
 
 
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12:46 / 11.03.04


"Not right now! I'm heading for Barbelith, i'm going to put an end to this poo/Hasselhoff nonsense i'm then i'm off to visit the Wood Elf's with Sugarimp!"

"Go bike go!!!"
 
 
illmatic
13:05 / 11.03.04
Fly - so what? That's a different board. It isn't that particular offensive a thread - sometimes taking the piss/picking a fight perhaps with someone who does exactly the same thing all the time. I don't see any grounds for locking.
 
 
Lurid Archive
13:11 / 11.03.04
Flyboy: I don't really care what is said elsewhere, I just want to give people a chance to show some good faith. When someone politely asks you to back off, if you are at all interested in being civil, you pay that some attention. Since I'm only concerned with what is said here on Barbelith, I'm not going to anticipate what may happen.
 
 
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13:12 / 11.03.04
Oh for God and Goddesses sake, all this over one word, can't someone just change it and let this thread die?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:15 / 11.03.04
Way-ull...I don't think it's well-intended, precisely, but it's also not particularly troublesome. As far as I can tell Aus just likes having arguments, which is as good a hobby as anything, I suppose. As long as he doesn't start clogging up the forum with multiples, I don't see a huge problem. I didn't realise that he was doing the Haus fan club thing on Fade to Black, mind - it seems I am rather more important to him than I realised. Perhaps Gridley has a challenger for my hand...

Remember, Aus: Fred Dibnah, Eddie the Eagle, CGI. It's that easy.
 
 
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13:24 / 11.03.04


"What? Sugarimp has a fiance?!? OK, i'll pick up a prostitute en route, c'mon move you speed machine! Let's put Hasselhoff, KIT and POO to shame!!!"
 
 
aus
13:53 / 11.03.04
This will be my last reply in this thread.

I didn't start this thread for trolling, poking Haus or arguing. My case is quite clear and legitimate, and I don't see how it is offensive. It's certainly no more offensive than it being said I talk about poo.

Furthermore, this doesn't have anything to do with any vendetta or interest in Haus. If anyone else had made the same statements, I would have responded in the same way once it was brought to my attention.

The fact is that there is no mention of poo in the Fadetoblack.com thread. Haus could have just as easily mentioned some trivial thing that was discussed in the thread as something that was not discussed.

On the one hand, I think my point has been made whether or not Haus agrees to my proposed settlement.

On the other hand, I don't understand why Haus can't or won't make this little change for my sake. How am I being unreasonable?
 
 
bacon
14:07 / 11.03.04
finally! we've gotten that fucking australian outta here, now lets get to discussing poo you fuckers

i like mine watery, cuts down on effort and time wasted to evacuate digested materials

how about everyone else?

and whats with the "oreo syndrome"?

what do they put in those things?
 
 
Ganesh
14:40 / 11.03.04
If this thread is to descend into scat-chat, perhaps it could be more appropriately titled 'Haus, I'm reaming you out'?
 
 
Sax
14:42 / 11.03.04
"Haus, I'm felching you out."
 
 
bacon
14:50 / 11.03.04
"haus i'm filling you out like an application"?
 
 
Lurid Archive
14:52 / 11.03.04
aus: If you had wanted to correct a misrepresention, you could have made a comment in the thread. If you had wanted to poke Haus, perhaps in fun, you would have started a thread just like this one.

FWIW, I thought Haus was poking you too though I'm not really interested in playing the "who started it" game. If Haus had started a thread like this, my (very light) criticisms would have been the same.

In the end, its not that serious. And if you want to pretend that provocation isn't part of what you are doing, presumably so you can feel some righteous indignation when you get a response, then who am I to deny you that pleasure?
 
 
aus
14:57 / 11.03.04
OK, then this can be my last reply.

aus: If you had wanted to correct a misrepresention, you could have made a comment in the thread.

I explained why I didn't do that in the initial post (hint: it's in italics). I didn't want that thread to go off on a tangent.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
14:57 / 11.03.04
You're the Man, that's who, LA. Fuck this thread. It's dumb.
 
 
bacon
16:13 / 11.03.04
if fucking dumb things is necessary i'm afraid you'll have to fuck yourself to remain consistent
 
 
aus
00:36 / 29.11.04
I'd like to mention that when you google "whothehell@where" this is the the first result.

BTW, the letter sequence "aus" is mine. Mine, I (virtually) say, MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
 
  

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